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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
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News Update (3/24/2014)
I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
against an unlikely foe.

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Rated 1 / 5 stars

Random =/= Funny

I was waiting for the part where it became clever or, at least, interesting. The only reason this is a 2 and not a 0 is because the Snake voice isn't too far off.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Crab battle!

There are so many things perfect about this parody.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

snake VS. cave demon

cave demon wins,take that marauderi!!you didnt actualy shoot snakes out!!this crab did!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

All he wanted was the eye!

And he got what he came for. And I'm off! (Oliolioooooo!)

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Rated 4 / 5 stars


Very funny! could have done without the oli oli oli oooo. but hilarious none the less