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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
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News Update (3/24/2014)
I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
against an unlikely foe.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


I just keep coming back to this and rofling.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


awesome! but it wouldve been soo much funnier if you had him lose the other eye so you could make an escape from new york joke


Rated 5 / 5 stars


This has been one of my favorite flash animations of all time. I remember playing through MGS3 and laughing my ass off while stabbing crabs with my knife. Good stuff.

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Rated 0 / 5 stars

That was hilarious!

That was fucking hilarious!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


When you hear the alternate para-medic voice it is so funny youll crap yourself with oppressive-smelling joy.

hooray for pancakes in awe!