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Jul 8, 2001 | 11:23 PM EDT

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Author Comments

Simon has got the worst case of the runs ever. Will he find a toilet in time or will he shit senselessly in the
middle of no where

Storyline By-Paul Szymanski
Animated By- Dan Szymanski
Media From- Konami



Rated 4 / 5 stars

Sucks to being a Merman.

Lol funny shit.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


So funny

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


this is not for everyone it has the word bastard in it it should be rated for teens


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I'm glad we have a Flash to insult the atrocity that is Simon's Quest. I have a friend named Jim who lives in New Jersey who thinks this is a shitty game. The title is fitting!

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

Pepto-Bismol wouldn't have made a difference...

When you've gotta shit that bad, Pepto-Bismol doesn't cut it. I normally would have thought the ad at the end to be suspiscious, but it just serves as a punch-line of sorts in the end. Not bad!
...Still, I wonder what it is with Castelvania and Fart jokes these days...

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