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Jul 8, 2001 | 4:36 PM EDT
  • Daily Feature July 9, 2001

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The problem: Ninja
The solution: This cartoon
For those wondering: most sounds made by mouth and bloody eyeball toy



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

what's funny is that...

the tips being stated as "effective" aren't really shown as effective lol


Rated 5 / 5 stars

here is an idea!

DONT SLAP THE YAKUZA GUY!...but couldnt have any fun royaly pissing off highly trained black-clad far-eastern assasins....

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Rated 4 / 5 stars


If I have a pair of Colt 45's and an uzi, can I shoot the ninja stars out of the air with my revolvers and then hose them down with uzi fire before they can close in? I mean, I know that the more ninjas there are the more likely this is to work (the last guy's always a hard SOB to get, it's natural selection) But I've never tried this against Ninjas before. Hashashaiyn, yes, but not acutal Ninjas.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Magically delicious

Crude and simplistic art style, but mysteriously wel made! Oh, and also hilarious.

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

For the sword part i thought we were screwed.

No more ninja fear!!