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May 9, 2005 | 2:07 PM EDT
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I have now added SAFE MODE. If your game crashes just reload the movie, and continue. Turn on safe mode from the main screen. Its effects are explained in the game. I also fixed some stupid spelling errors. Let me know if you still have problems!

Newgrounds Sim- A game where you try to build your NG profile in hopes of becoming a moderator, top portal artist, or better yet, an ADMIN. If you can do it on the real Newgrounds, you can pretty much do it here. Post on the BBS, earn B/P points, write reviews, and create and submit flash.
Quick special thanks to NG's own Shrapnel as the voice of Tom Fulp, and ScaryDeadGirl for pitching in on the game's ending artwork.
I've been wanting to try my hand at an RPG/stats-based type of game. So a few months and a couple thousand lines of actionscript later, here's what I came up with. Hope you enjoy playing >:)



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Maked a parody named "Barak-o Combat". 5/5
But, seriosly, it is a very good game. I can now have my dream Newground account.
Gameplay is good, but a little boring.
Spam on Outlook just maked me laugh xD
5/5, jst try it


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

This great game teaches players how to use the internet.
As time goes on you build up your stats and master the internet.
Games like these are what the internet was born for.
The music is repetitive.
The game is fun and funny.
4.5/5 stars.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

wish my life was like that.Cool game


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

This game is great, but it gets a little more boring after you buy the last upgrade on Amazon. I haven't really seen anything like this, and I would love to see more games like this.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Such a fun and addicting game that is pretty accurate towards some of the users from 2005 xD More of these types of games would be amazing :3