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May 9, 2005 | 2:07 PM EDT
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Movies, games, forums, scoreboards at AFRO-NINJA.COM

If you're having too much trouble with Turd of the Week, change your name to "shitbomb" submit your movie, and wait for the weekly awards

I have now added SAFE MODE. If your game crashes just reload the movie, and continue. Turn on safe mode from the main screen. Its effects are explained in the game. I also fixed some stupid spelling errors. Let me know if you still have problems!

Newgrounds Sim- A game where you try to build your NG profile in hopes of becoming a moderator, top portal artist, or better yet, an ADMIN. If you can do it on the real Newgrounds, you can pretty much do it here. Post on the BBS, earn B/P points, write reviews, and create and submit flash.
Quick special thanks to NG's own Shrapnel as the voice of Tom Fulp, and ScaryDeadGirl for pitching in on the game's ending artwork.
I've been wanting to try my hand at an RPG/stats-based type of game. So a few months and a couple thousand lines of actionscript later, here's what I came up with. Hope you enjoy playing >:)



Rated 5 / 5 stars May 9, 2005

This is amazing!

I love this sim. More people need to be original, like you! I found a bug i beileve. Whenever I sleep instead of healing to the max it only heals up to 110 instead of 125. I have tried everything, so I hope you read this.

Afro-Ninja responds:

When you're making a flash movie it will automatically subtract hp every day until it is finished


Rated 4 / 5 stars May 9, 2005

Well Done

Though u certainly did a good job on this game, i really dont understand why I would want to go to newgrounds so i could play a game about being on newgrounds... lol. Anyways!... you did a good job of scripting this game, cuz, after all, it runs pretty damn smooth. Maybe a little bit more creativity would have helped you, but the game does get the point across about the challenges at newgrounds. Keep up the good work, afro_ninja.


Rated 4 / 5 stars May 9, 2005

Not Best

It was pretty cool but not the best overall.


Rated 5 / 5 stars May 9, 2005


this is the sweetest SIM ever, goodbye newgrounds, hello NGSIMS. (j/j about that bye ng part, ill never leave) Keep up the good work.


Rated 5 / 5 stars May 9, 2005


front page for you my friend i love this