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May 9, 2005 | 2:07 PM EDT
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If you're having too much trouble with Turd of the Week, change your name to "shitbomb" submit your movie, and wait for the weekly awards

I have now added SAFE MODE. If your game crashes just reload the movie, and continue. Turn on safe mode from the main screen. Its effects are explained in the game. I also fixed some stupid spelling errors. Let me know if you still have problems!

Newgrounds Sim- A game where you try to build your NG profile in hopes of becoming a moderator, top portal artist, or better yet, an ADMIN. If you can do it on the real Newgrounds, you can pretty much do it here. Post on the BBS, earn B/P points, write reviews, and create and submit flash.
Quick special thanks to NG's own Shrapnel as the voice of Tom Fulp, and ScaryDeadGirl for pitching in on the game's ending artwork.
I've been wanting to try my hand at an RPG/stats-based type of game. So a few months and a couple thousand lines of actionscript later, here's what I came up with. Hope you enjoy playing >:)



Rated 5 / 5 stars


but....i cant get the start button to log off the computer. the screen is too small or something.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

man i played it throug

peww man this took long dude!! It was anoying but worth the work and swett. Everything was good (but no violence). The 7 in style is becouse you work with that crappy Microsoft Internet Explorer. I use Firefox and it works faster and batter but enough of the comercial (hehehe).

And did tom realy sai "touch my penis"?



Rated 5 / 5 stars


It was very good, but I couldn't find the exit button from the internet ( I know I sound dumb )


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Most impressive indeed, I can see you started this a while back now.

Hours of gameplay, I mean hours! I even downloaded this onto my computer to play it, one slight problem I found though, whenever I went to review, it got to a point where is started saying I had 21 cool points every time. :P Also, when I was modded, I was still banned from my last ban. XD

Very entertaining to see what it's like to be mod, well, maybe not seeing as how you don't actually get to ban anyone. :'(


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Best game on ng

This game is amazing.

I'd like to point out though, that i think the line has now been crossed - people are now too lazy to actually live a geeks life, they need a simulator to do so.

great work though.

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