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May 9, 2005 | 2:07 PM EDT
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I have now added SAFE MODE. If your game crashes just reload the movie, and continue. Turn on safe mode from the main screen. Its effects are explained in the game. I also fixed some stupid spelling errors. Let me know if you still have problems!

Newgrounds Sim- A game where you try to build your NG profile in hopes of becoming a moderator, top portal artist, or better yet, an ADMIN. If you can do it on the real Newgrounds, you can pretty much do it here. Post on the BBS, earn B/P points, write reviews, and create and submit flash.
Quick special thanks to NG's own Shrapnel as the voice of Tom Fulp, and ScaryDeadGirl for pitching in on the game's ending artwork.
I've been wanting to try my hand at an RPG/stats-based type of game. So a few months and a couple thousand lines of actionscript later, here's what I came up with. Hope you enjoy playing >:)



Rated 3 / 5 stars


its not a real sim cause all u can by is flash stuff and you dont talk to real people or at least comps


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I've played this game all the way through three times now, it's a very great game. I love how when you get too much of a number it shows it in scientific notation. And when you get EVEN MORE it just says infinity :]. One thing that was strange though was how I couldn't even get above 4.5 rating with the best kind of flash and infinity flash points. Excellent game all in all.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Really Good

I enjoyed the humor, and it passed the time away. I like it!

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Rated 4 / 5 stars


Enjoyed the game

Wait.... Loved it


Rated 3 / 5 stars

Repetitive really quickly

But for some reason I still just spent four hours playing it....
Addictive, to say the least, but could be Way better if there were some more options...