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May 8, 2005 | 5:53 AM EDT
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6-29-05: Boss Failures finally got into the collections pages. The new collections system Tom set up is working great!

5-9-05: Front page?! Awesome! Thanks, Newgrounds!

Finally. it's done! I started this back in March and I'm finally done! YAY! Anyway, sorry about the filesize. I had to even remove some features and pop down the audio quality to get it under 5mb.

If you're unfamiliar with Metal Gear Solid 3, the game is based around Naked Snake who confronts some oddly named bosses such as The Fury and The Pain. These are the Metal Gear Solid 3 boss tryout failures. Enjoy and leave a review!

Easter Egg Hint: Press the arrow keys during the preloader!



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Well, not exactly laugh out loud (i.e. 'lol' for the computer oriented), but it still made me giggle. Some of the names for the MGS bosses are silly, which is why I like this movie. If there is anything wrong with this, I must've not been looking hard enough, BUT I do have to say it was a little short in my opinion.

Hmmm....light-humored mockery.



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


OMG That was funny.
ill give it a fiven tomarrow when I can deposit


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Damn.. Gotta hate that box...

What the heck was with "The Box"??!?!?
"The The" was more intimidating!
Anyways it was good... the title screen needs a few twitches


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Chist! That was FUnny as hell!

The Box Eater! lol Snake swollower!! that Fucking good shit lol Dude this was a great movie. The the lol that's good material


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Fucking hilarious!

Especially your rants about the bosses during the credits. But I wouldn't underestimate The End if i were you, unless if you had lots of training and experience with real sneaking and sniper tactics. Com'on, didn't you see him run! He can't out run bullets, but out running Snake is quite impressive for a man of his age. With that aside, excelent job. Keep it up.