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May 8, 2005 | 5:53 AM EDT
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Author Comments

6-29-05: Boss Failures finally got into the collections pages. The new collections system Tom set up is working great!

5-9-05: Front page?! Awesome! Thanks, Newgrounds!

Finally. it's done! I started this back in March and I'm finally done! YAY! Anyway, sorry about the filesize. I had to even remove some features and pop down the audio quality to get it under 5mb.

If you're unfamiliar with Metal Gear Solid 3, the game is based around Naked Snake who confronts some oddly named bosses such as The Fury and The Pain. These are the Metal Gear Solid 3 boss tryout failures. Enjoy and leave a review!

Easter Egg Hint: Press the arrow keys during the preloader!



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


It's quite funny, it's somewhat short.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


THE BOX EATER! Well maybe you should try my wife, THE SNAKE SWALLOWER!
Sexual innuendos ftw. xD


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Totally unexpected :P

and soooo awsome xD


Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is so awesome

Lol box eater...the anger...the oblivious
"Your cobra unit name is The Oblivious?"


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Totally awesome!

This was just perfect in every way! I nearly died when I saw "THE BOX EATER!" and at the end credits dialog! Keep up the good work!