Eulogy For: Naming Your Cheese "Fred"

(Score at Death: 3.77/5.00)

This submission was BLAMMED by our users.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

04/25/05 – 07/30/09


Submitted by AtomicPotato with the following comments:

I'm trying to get this deleted...

Score: 10
Dew

"incredible"

by: Dew
date: April 25, 2005

i loved some of the jokes where relly funny


Score: 9
DertaN

"Funny"

by: DertaN
date: April 25, 2005

I liked it...

You should improve on your gfx skills...

Try making a series on naming stuff... =)

Also, learn to draw hands better...

Keep making more random flashes... =)=)

I liked it =)


Score: 10
FlashyOreos

"Lol thumbs up"

date: April 25, 2005

It was sometimes a lil hard to underastand but who da hell cares it rocked lol

SO I GAVE IT A 5!


Score: 10
spider87

"Awesome"

date: April 25, 2005

Awsome nicely done very good 2nd animation much better then mine ( which isnt saying much) but if i was good i'd still say it because this was good ... ok now im rambling bye

PS the 10 for violence is 4 the ninja/cheese scene


Score: 10
alakazam9891

"w00t!"

date: April 25, 2005

That was great. Randomness, cheese, Numa Numa parody...this, my friend, may be the ultimate flash. 6/5. (Wish I could do that)


Score: 8
Danzie182

"HAHAHAHA"

date: April 25, 2005

Spooda!


Score: 10
Hamslice

"holy crap"

date: April 25, 2005

taht was awesome


Score: 10
MrPickle

"YOU ARE A GOD"

date: April 25, 2005

this is so funny im having trouble writing a review cause i cant stop laughing. if this is blammed there is no justice in the world. dont you dare blam it NG!!!!!

P.S. Numa Numa is da shit


Score: 2
kdbalthazor

"It sadens me that this won't get blammed"

date: April 25, 2005

Why does crap like this make it through. It wasn't funny at all (much unlike the name suggests.) Honestly, I think I lost a few IQ points watching this.


Score: 9
Ultimate-TH

"Wow...that was wicked funny"

date: April 25, 2005

Boy did I need a luagh today and this sure gave me one! The randomness! Woot!

And everything tied up very well. The sound, the art and animation, the humor...everything! You got something good here. I'll be looking for the next one ^^

Heh poor cows...XD


Score: 9
bila

"funny stuff"

by: bila
date: April 25, 2005

ok, I didn't see what the "insulting buddhist" slam was that Holymoon was ranting about... but i think it was unjustified since nothing in this flash was actually done in a real and/or serious tone!!!
OMG, that Ninga cut the cheeze!
How to name your cheeze.... Lighten up, don't get your panties in a bunch!
It was funny and nothing rude! If you see insult, it's because you doubt yourself!
See the cheese, BE the Cheese, believe the cheese.
Don't knock Budda, Jesus followed budda's teachings!!!


Score: 9
DuskLord

"hahahaha"

date: April 25, 2005

You should've done a separate flash about the tacos. THAT gets 10 points for sound and humor. The cheese was good but the taco was better ;)


Score: 8
DeformedChicken

"Pointless."

date: April 25, 2005

Pointless and hilarious. ^^ I like it!!


Score: 10
xbot3001

"Hey..."

date: April 25, 2005

That was pretty funny and the animation was flawless, good one.


Score: 8
K47

"Great Flash Man!"

by: K47
date: April 25, 2005

That was great! ( Because it had Numa Numa and McEvil *cough* McDonalds. Yeah.)

Love the smooth animation, and the voice acting was clear. (Which means good. :D )

Keep up the good work! I'd rather name my cheese Bob though...


Score: 10
Zenmuron

"gooood"

date: April 25, 2005

that was good dude it was clean and also a great go, you should make the continue real soon cause i'm gonna keep bothering you until you do..... hahahahaha hey why don't you name your cheese FOOTBALL!!!!!!! it was really good buddy and i love your work good job


Score: 10
MikaylaMikayla

"Feta Cheese"

date: April 25, 2005

I liked it alot, really cute fun humor. I still hate the Numa Numa thing though and the little scenes with writing like the Ronald McEvil thring scrolled by too fast for me to read along with the test of what you were saying. Other than that a really fine and funny animation. ^.^


Score: 8
Obscurus

"Nice"

date: April 25, 2005

That was hilarious. It was random without it coming across stupid and as a plus it had CHEESE!!!! *drool* me love me some cheese. But just a few little things. The Numa Numa part lasted to long, you should only have a few second clip to get your point across. Also some of the messages were a little to fast to understand. But it was a lot of fun non the less.


Score: 1
imstillkonfused

"...."

date: April 25, 2005

ur like king of the geeks arent you?... nice try dude but i didnt rele laff... keep making flashes tho


Score: 9
Divine-Ze

"My side hurts."

date: April 25, 2005

That was original (not much of that around anymore) and witty. I loved the KFT bucket too... and Numa... and Evil Ronald... and Fred... It was good... Keep it up. IT WAS GREAT! I want more.


Score: 7
TwitchyGamer101

"guy below me"

date: April 25, 2005

Learn to spell

I laughed hard during this
good job


Score: 8
nomorenog

"great"

date: April 25, 2005

i loved it oh and guy below me he know how to spell he's jus lazy like me


Score: 8
Grimdude

"I liked the Numa addition..."

date: April 25, 2005

I though it was funny in a random shit from no where kinda way. Numa dance is getting annoying, but i enjoy the occassional hearing of it. Oh, he does have a huge mouth.


Score: 0
DOCTOR-DIGITAL

"blammed"

date: April 25, 2005

u got blammed for using numa numa faggetry...... let this be a lesson 2 u..... numa numa is gay


Score: 10
BaconXBits

"Very awesome, man"

date: April 25, 2005

How the hell did you get that all your taco song??? It was hilarious! If you made it then I am very impressed and you are awesome :)


Score: 10
komandrkool

"OMFGLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!XD!!!"

date: April 25, 2005

THAT ROCKED!!!! THIS IS NOW LISTED AS A FAVORITE!!


Score: 9
Psycho419

"good job"

date: April 25, 2005

that was very funny,don't mind those numa haters,they all suck.


Score: 3
Xero-Freshness

"Well..."

date: April 25, 2005

Put a couple of clocks and locks in there and you ARE every other flash movie I've seen on this site. Jokes have all been done, you've just reguritated like 5 other flashes by doing what you've done.

The jokes were lame, the pretense was decently funny but then evaporated in a mess of crap.

Be more original with content, stop trying to pan out to everyone on this site who watches numa and STILL laughs. "All your base belong to us" is a joke that's lasted about 7 years, let it DIE NOW. Mc Donalds advertisement probably a flashback from IGN's Mc Donalds mania like a year ago...

I'd say you're about 10 months too late.

Keep it fresh or don't keep it at all..


Score: 8
DreamlancerXI

"I knew Ronald was evil!!"

date: April 25, 2005

That was interesting to say the least, good style, The scary part is you can in fact name your cheese Fred, I named my cat Evil (Earthworm Jim rules!) and people name thier imaginary friends, so why not cheese. Doctor_Digital the guy before me, gave everything a 0 and using the term faggotry for the Numa Numa dance, And since everything that "mature" (notice quotations) people don't like is gay...you know what forget that loser.

Good flash, very original... 4/5

Now to grab my masamune and slaughter the evil followers of McD's

Charge!!


Score: 9
Grimnebulin

"very funny"

date: April 25, 2005

Not a bad job at all. Down with McDonalds! The cheese part was random but the ending was good.


Score: 10
sjromegared

"Absolute gold!"

date: April 25, 2005

I love this! It is so random and made my laugh my ass off! Nice job! Keep animating, you have quite a future in this area! Great animation! You got my 5/5 10/10!


Score: 6
ha8e8u28o484ee

"nooooo"

date: April 25, 2005

i closed it as soon as the numa dance came on


Score: 2
Andayho

"...bad flash"

date: April 26, 2005

MADE NO SENCE!!!......NO!!! numa is good dont diss it....Tacos????!!??! WTF!! and mcDonalds??!! WHY!!!!! That was fliped up


Score: 5
Bigfoot3290

"Bad Humor"

date: April 26, 2005

im not a big fan of random humor dude. your graphcis were pretty good but seriously random humor takes no talent. you can do better.


Score: 7
supersatan3

"Cheese..."

date: April 26, 2005

Random humor is like abstract art, anyone can do it, just not very well.
I gave you points for interactivity since you had that nice little button at the end of the movie. But please, if you use Numa numa, please give me a warning. I dont mind Numa parodies since I am not forced to watch them. Well anyway please keep us entertained.


Score: 10
BratwurstWarlock

"You have taught me very much... wow..."

date: April 26, 2005

I just adopted a peice of british cheese and named him Bezul Sebastian Archibald, i would not have been able to do this without your caring guidance!
Do you really love tacos THAT much? I have a friend that claims to be obsessed with pie, and he really doesnt eat it that often, its like 3 foods get all the randomness: pie, tacos, and cheese. have you ever noticed this? What was up withthe Ronald Mcdonald part? That was one of the most random things ive ever seen! You honestly are a genius! May the beef be with you!


Score: 5
Leragie

"Could've really get into this one."

date: April 26, 2005

Didn't like the art style, and I didn't find anything really funny about it. Nothing was too bad though.


Score: 9
Catz95

"Hehe!"

by: Catz95
date: April 26, 2005

This made me giggle like a little school girl! *goes to fridge and steals all the cheese* I liked the numa numa dance part most.. that kind of thing never gets old. I think that its all a conspericy!!! Mc Donalds is trying to make us like Numa Numa which is trying to make us like tacos! It makes so much sense now! Okay not really, but good job on this Flash Movie!


Score: 5
Kawaiibunny

"Ha."

date: April 26, 2005

There was some funny parts in there, abit too random though lol.

Numa Numa killed it though. It's being played too much..X_X.


Score: 8
Kael-Sorrow

"Mixing things..."

date: April 26, 2005

If you're searching for a movie that mix cheese, ninjas, Numa Numa, stupid voice acting and pointless title, you found your movie! ^^ That was nice, good jokes nice ideas and music. The only things that your movie needs is a better voice acting.
- Kael Sorrow


Score: 8
Paranoia

"ROFL"

date: April 26, 2005

I dont know why but I loved this animation. I just wish it had a pause button... Moving on from that, its great how it doesnt take itself seriously, and i seriously laughed out loud at that numa-dance bit. Keep doing whatever it is your doing that makes this... doing... meh.


Score: 7
Evman1989

"It was ok"

date: April 26, 2005

I liked it, it could be better tho, it was kinda funny by the way.


Score: 8
XxAVJ77xX

"Cheese"

date: April 26, 2005

wow! never knew something about cheese could be so funny!!! and the mcdonalds thing was great. nice job! hilarous!!!


Score: 1
Hiver

"Not funny in the least bit."

by: Hiver
date: April 26, 2005

Um, yah. You get a 0 just because you put that Numa Numa shit in your flick. Would you people do your own thing? I'm really tired of that singing fat ass.


Score: 9
mimmimuffin2

"OMG THIS ROCKS!"

date: April 26, 2005

See Title


Score: 10
the-fattest-ninja

"Warning! Extreme cheese violence!"

date: April 26, 2005

I loved this. This is freakin awesatome. My friend Nick Gredin made me an apology cheese muffin for making fun of me on Xbox live. You should put a... SUPER CHEESE MUFFIN IN UR NEXT MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT COULD DESTROY MCDONALDS AND SAVE THE INTERNET!!! AND THEN U CAN SWITCH THE GOD OF SPOONS TO THE GOD OF SPORKS, CUZ SPORKS R THE ULATMITE EATING UTENSIL!!!! I even have a metal spork. But thats beside the point, so good job.


Score: 9
massacre-kid

"this is freakin cool"

date: April 26, 2005

this flash is awsomely funny and cool!!! though i think ill pass on eating mcdonalds to get fat. really cool flash so make the sequel already.


Score: 10
Trowshep

"Behold the power of cheese!"

date: April 26, 2005

Oh yes. Very powerful is cheese. Mmm...

Brilliance!

Also, I like the voice. The little lisp was just... perfect. I don't know if you normally have a lisp, but I like it. *nodnod*


Score: 8
sinatra-1742

"Niiiice"

date: April 26, 2005

I love your voice. Ronald McDonald...Ronald McDonald?? Oh my god. OH MY GOD!!! lol. I'll keep a watch out for the next part! What will he do next!?


Score: 9
trance-lover67

"okay"

date: April 26, 2005

i'm gonna become a Spoodist nun thanks to you!!!!!!!

awesome flash...

oh my god! ronald mcdonald!!!!!


Score: 9
LoCo-X

"interesting..."

by: LoCo-X
date: April 26, 2005

u know u should add the Burger King as Hilter too...cuz it's match the harilous...so is it good, eh? 9/10 4 u (it's not bad...very close to 10) :)


Score: 7
KWAS71KCK

"cool"

date: April 27, 2005

nice animation. rather unique, but very original.
i liked it.


Score: 10
giantpanda

"lol"

date: January 19, 2006

heh lol


Score: 10
Chef-Morez

"CHEESE!!!!!!"

date: March 12, 2006

Wow, i never knew it took so much work to name your cheese fred. And McDonalds needs to stop advertising on such sweet cheese flash videos such as this. Keep fighting the good cheese fight!!!!

FROMAGE 4 EVER!!!!!
(fromage is french for cheese smart one)


Score: 9
painedsoul

"Just... wow."

date: May 19, 2006

This was one of the funniest movies that I ever saw. It might be a bit better with backrounds sound, but I absolutely loved it.


Score: 8
supermariofreak1

""Stay back I got deep fried toast!""

date: July 16, 2006

This movie is funny!!! I like the part when Jack gets visited by a Mc' Donalds commercial. It's very funny. i cant wait till the secound one comes out!

P.S. What gave you the idea on naming your cheese "Fred"?


Score: 7
OVER-9000

"lol precious cheese"

date: September 10, 2006

because of this movie i shall use my ultimate bagette to fight for cheese!! i love it!! i have some real cheese and i put a label on it just like the 1 u used! i named it fred.

p.s. hi zack(the guy below me) i think... dum dum dummmmmm


Score: 9
Wobbey

"Awesome!"

by: Wobbey
date: January 1, 2007

Man, I love cheese so much! (Seriously, I'm from Wisconsin.) Man if you've made another video about cheese, TELL ME! And, just for the record, feta cheese is actually pronounnced, fata, yea, it's Greek cheese so it's wierd like that. I know because my stepmom is Greek. OK, so, yea.. AWESOME MOVIE!


Score: 9
angeldemon7

"Ha! That was hilarious!"

date: July 6, 2007

O.k, I gave a 1 for violence, because he cut the cheese! ☆
That was really funny, but I prefer parmesan cheese than feta. Nice job!


Score: 10
kombat13

"OMG AWESOME!"

date: August 20, 2007

LoLz Evil Sorceror Ronald McDoNALD, Smiegel Holding The Cheese, Lol U Should Make Prt 2


Score: 10
ShaggyKid

"random humor"

date: April 5, 2008

u have to love random humor to enjoy this luckly I DO!


Score: 7
newgroundsgod2

"XD OMG!!! lmfao"

date: October 21, 2008

XD funy lmao mcevil ronaldmcdonald you should make a part two this is even funier then robot chicen its a tv show =D


Score: 10
eldog

"im lovin it"

by: eldog
date: November 4, 2008

love it
do some more movies like that


Score: 5
IAMNOTAEMO

"done it"

date: March 28, 2009

ive all ready named my cheese hes calles elmcstinkass


Score: 10
Rosanna1213

"FUNNEH!"

date: April 6, 2009

Isn't the best movie but the ending was kinda funny


Score: 10
sumidiotdude

"Random but highly entertaining."

date: April 26, 2009

I always wondered how to name my cheese Fred, and now I know! I enjoyed this flash from beginning to end. The voices and animation were good, and I liked all the tiny jokes that were inserted from place to splace, Spooda was probably my favorite. The All Your Tacos at the end was also conviently random, but it was a funny spoof on Zero Wing. Overall, it was a creative flash. Keep up the good work!


Score: 10
Cheese-Bot

"Cheese!!!!!!"

date: May 26, 2009

Fred, but why did the cheese die :(

Cheese doesn't deserve it!!

All it does is stand on your counter looking like a beautiful golden pyramid, and then you eat it :D

Cheese-Bot Out...


Score: 10
evilevilevil

"cheeeeeeese"

date: June 7, 2009

MMMMMMIIIIIINNNNE