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Apr 20, 2005 | 11:28 PM EDT
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Since its launch, "Men's Room Monologue" has been a viral sensation online. Completed as a freshman project for RIT, it has entertained over a 1,000,000 people online with its observations about the public bathroom experience. The animation may be crude, but this cartoon still rings true.



Rated 0 / 5 stars

This is not comedy.

Let me list all that is wrong here. First of all; Who puts their feet in the urinal to pee? How stupid do you have to be? 2nd; No lines to pee? Have you never been to a public event, like a baseball game? 3rd; The daughters thing is NOT TRUE AT ALL, unless the daughter has never acknowledged that everyone uses the bathroom, which is unrealistic as hell. 4th; SECURE THE HANDICAPPED STALL? Do you always do this in real life, depriving the disabled? If so, that is pathetic. 5th; The stuff with writing on stalls is also sad and pathetic because you stole a Dane Cook bit who also steals from Demitri Martin. 6th; How do you even get cut with that toilet paper dispenser? You must have the most frail skin in the world. 7th; The sink bit - The evil red eyes? All you do is put your hands infront and water comes out, easy. Also, the push sinks are diabolical? It's called USING BOTH YOUR HANDS. 8th; I saw a regular towel dispenser just yesterday, what're you talking about? This is just flat-out awful. How can so many of you sympathize with these things THAT NEVER HAPPEN? You have to be some sort of OCD, paranoid shut-in. So glad this was retsupurae'd and many realized that it was indeed just observations, and not observational humor.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

best movie

dadey he make pee to


Rated 5 / 5 stars

the best

urinal: "im afraid i cant do that 4 u, sir."


Rated 5 / 5 stars


ti all True good jop yo


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Same here

Damn, I hate it when I am pissing and the dad brings his daughter in. Because the little girls just can't keep their mouths shut. Why not bring her to the FAMILY restroom in between? Or let her go into the ladies room by HERSELF. Seriously, if someone kidnaps her, there is only one door out, and you'll notice the squirming pocketbook. Some parents don't think.