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A Men's Room Monologue

rated 4.32 / 5 stars
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Comedy - Original

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Apr 20, 2005 | 11:28 PM EDT
  • Frontpaged April 24, 2005
  • Daily Feature April 22, 2005
  • Weekly 2nd Place April 27, 2005

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Since its launch, "Men's Room Monologue" has been a viral sensation online. Completed as a freshman project for RIT, it has entertained over a 1,000,000 people online with its observations about the public bathroom experience. The animation may be crude, but this cartoon still rings true.



Rated 5 / 5 stars


i agree i hate it!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

good job

funny and true


Rated 5 / 5 stars

omg he is soooo right

he is soooo legit i hate having a gay take the urinal next to me lol


Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is a intresting thing

Theirs a bathroom at my mall that has these weird hand driers that are like a air blade that u stick your hands in then this blade of air start going and u move ur hands slowly up and they dry pretty darn good

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Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

You make it seem like Satan made public restrooms.

It's not as bad as you make it seem, it's not like the designers made it to fuck people over. Button on the sink? Use 2 hands. Aiming into the long urinals? Don't fucking stand in it. Stall door goes the wrong way? That never happens! Stall in a different language? God, foreign countries suck. Casing around the toilet cutting you? Well, you must be trying to cut yourself on it, because it's usually plastic and not that sharp. No control over the temperature the "evil red eye" gives you from the sink? It's always cold, so no problem there. And why the hell would you take the handicapped stall you jackass? It's handicapped for a reason! You are probably the most self-conscious person in the world if this all gives you a problem. I also managed to smile only once from this.