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Jul 2, 2001 | 10:29 AM EDT

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This is a parody of Bram Stokers "Dracula" featuring Jonathan Harlem. Original artwork and animation by Autumn Martini. Voices: Dracula - Paul Martini, Jonathan Harlem - Ed Ethridge. Sound Editor and creator: Paul Martini.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars August 14, 2002

Silver and paranormals.

Actually, Crono, YOU'RE the one who hasn't done his homework. One of the original prescribed methods for dealing with vampires (circa England, Dark Ages to early Middle Ages) was to drive a silver nail into the vampire's skull while he lay in his coffin so that he could never leave it. How someone could expect the vampire to sit still for this treatment was never explained. There have also been other vampire banes throughout the various cultures of history which have also gone out of style; to the Italians, belladonna (nightshade) was handy for keeping vampires out of homes, for example. But you don't hear too many people talking about belladonna anymore, do you? Graveyard dust, rowan wood, urine, cold iron, the vampire's true name, the Evil Eye charms, running water, something from a dead relative, a piece of the vampire's bone (good luck)...these and more became obscure while wooden stakes, holy water and garlic prospered.
I'm shutting up now before people think I'm TOO much of a nerdy vampire fanboy. Cute Flash movie, though. ;)


Rated 4 / 5 stars July 21, 2001

Now I know that was possibly made with "Fireworks"(TM) for flash, but I could be wrong. I really liked the pizzaguy, he was pretty cool. If you would like to check out my crappy ass movies, go to


Rated 4 / 5 stars July 2, 2001


Me likes


Rated 4 / 5 stars July 4, 2001


That was really funny! Kinof stupid at the same time though. As soon as I saw the guy standing at the door with the pizzza i laughed my ass off!!!!


Rated 4 / 5 stars June 27, 2004