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Apr 2, 2005 | 12:24 AM EST

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Ever afraid that you're not knowledgeable enough in the area of not dying? Here's your answer, watch this movie to discover ways of not dying, so next time you're stuck in a difficult situation and think you might die, you can think "Wait, I know how not to do this".

Note to double helix: if you wish me not to use the 'ohmygodimonfire' thing, i will happily take it out, i only put it in because its such a great line, but i respect your wishes.



Rated 5 / 5 stars


I had a feeling that giant rock was going to come flying in... but not the massive BOULDER that came right after it! Awesome!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


Having fun in the sun, on your new dirt racer-BANG!
WEE!!! ...Ohmygodimonfire!
Don't run with scissors kids!
Wee! He's got scissors! Get him! Bang. BOOM! Subject nuetrelized.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hes got sissors!

Bang! Subject nutrilized. Lolz tthis is awsome


Rated 5 / 5 stars

omg sofunny

hahahaha very funny i actually did wet myself a little(lots). it was reeeealy funny i liked it plz make another with more i deas like drunk driver and swimming.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

this one was better than the other one you make

the scissors story really good... the toaster we can see it come all the way... this one got something true and shocked. It's perfect, continue in the scissors way...