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After realizing his wife will never come out of her vegetative state, Michael Schiavo decides that he needs someone to pleasure him and obviously a squash isn't going to do so. You play as Michael Schiavo and must avoid the feeding tubes and reach Terry before her bitch mother does.
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This is the first game from Swell Productions; A flash-game company created by Star Syndicate founders, SixStar and SevenStar. We have left the Star Syndicate in order to create these games so please vote fairly, and if you feel inclined to do so, review.