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Mar 31, 2005 | 1:53 AM EST

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After realizing his wife will never come out of her vegetative state, Michael Schiavo decides that he needs someone to pleasure him and obviously a squash isn't going to do so. You play as Michael Schiavo and must avoid the feeding tubes and reach Terry before her bitch mother does.

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This is the first game from Swell Productions; A flash-game company created by Star Syndicate founders, SixStar and SevenStar. We have left the Star Syndicate in order to create these games so please vote fairly, and if you feel inclined to do so, review.




Rated 2 / 5 stars

Just average

Not that funny, and really just a bad PacMan clone with a maze twist, or sumthyin. You know where I'm goin. And the graphics were just BAD. Sound got annoying.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Fine maze race.

It was very fun to play, but reading the abusive reviews are even greater. Omfg this is distasteful blah blhs spelling errors all over. Maybe not so many but give it time. Heres to hoping for more! Cs 1.6489

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Rated 4 / 5 stars


Thats worth a good laugh. nice game, very topical.

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Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


very very simple maze game, i dont take either side on her defence but i think thats kinda mean to make a game out of her. and its not very good as a flash game its self.


Rated 2 / 5 stars


Nice try, but I found an error, when you replay, the sound doesn't stop, so after 2 retry's you got 3 songs playing at the same time and it's not really pleasant to listen at..:P

SwellProductions responds:

Thanks, we'll fix it later today.