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Mar 31, 2005 | 1:53 AM EST

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After realizing his wife will never come out of her vegetative state, Michael Schiavo decides that he needs someone to pleasure him and obviously a squash isn't going to do so. You play as Michael Schiavo and must avoid the feeding tubes and reach Terry before her bitch mother does.

Controls :
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This is the first game from Swell Productions; A flash-game company created by Star Syndicate founders, SixStar and SevenStar. We have left the Star Syndicate in order to create these games so please vote fairly, and if you feel inclined to do so, review.




Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

I'm sorry, but it sucks.

That's really all there is to it. This game sucks. It's just a very basic maze game, with horrible graphics. The music was sort of cute, I suppose. Just to make things clear, I am not basing my review off of the offensive content. In fact, I love it when people go over the top in their efforts to offend. The problem here is that it's just a poorly done game. Sorry.

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Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Stupid game/

It was too easy and it had a shitty concept and it really had no point in it and when you replay it the music starts to loop over and over,better luck next time.


Rated 2 / 5 stars

THIS I would say is in slightly bad taste

Really, even for Newgrounds it's bad. Even in the shadow of Dis-Orderly it's pushing the limits (which is good in some ways). It's like that game about Iraqi Freedom and the war isn't even OVER YET!


I'm liberal and I can't stand seeing the other side being blasted like that when neither side was wholly in the right.

Really bad taste man.

By the way, the couple as I understand it was already divorced (I think) and all the money was gone. The husband was REALLY working in Terry's best interest (if you could understand that).

The flash wasn't even good, but I did judge fairly

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

lol, great!!!

a challenging, fun game!

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Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


decent i guess..if you enjoy cappy things.. pretty funny yet fucked up at the same time..