UPDATE : A lot of you want to correct my history, and that's great and all...but the cartoon is INTENTIONALLY ANACHRONISTIC. Think of it as a REALLY REALLY BAD HISTORY TEXTBOOK.
Go easy on me, this is my first serious attempt on Newgrounds.
This came together when I started to wonder what the movie Titanic would look like if it was directed by Wolfgang Petersen instead of James Cameron. This will be the first in a series of revisionist historical accounts that at least one in five people will believe for some reason. After all, no iceberg could possibly break all FIVE watertight compartments!