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Submitted: 03/12/2005 | 05:22AM EST
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Current Score: 3.23 / 5.00
535 votes | 3,767 views
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Blam this piece of crap!
This makes poop look good.
Nothing too new or interesting.
Not bad. In fact… I like it!
This Flash is crunk, fo' shizzle!
Woot!!! All my 5 R belong to this!
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This really happened to me. I cried for a while, but I got better. The Tanger Chronicles is an epic Tale where Tanger Loses his best friend and has to choose whether it lives...or dies. His best friend is his boner, coincidentally. *Edit* I accidentally used the soundless version. Sorry ^^;
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Average Score: 7.3 / 10
"tht was the gayest thing ever"
i want to bitch slap u until u cry! this was gayer then jack from will and grace! u do not deserve to own a computer anymore! this was horrible! im sorry if i made the 5 year old who wrote this cry but his mom should stop letting him sneek into the porn section in his parents bedroom! this was the stupidest peice of SHIT ever! 1 more thing 2 say..... GET OFF CRACK! EXtasy will not help u with your problems! NO MORE WRITING FOR U! id call u retarted but tht would be an insult to everyone mentally challanged! Watch college university every1! thts a bomb seirese... unlike this this sucked.
"OMFG WTF AWESOME"
I LOVE IT, SWEET LUSTFUL NECTER WATER! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK TANGER AND FRIENDS! WE ALL AWAIT YOUR 2ND EPISODE!
J0o loves it? Then shake my hand, because i love it too. So much I'll pop a boner in it's honour.
"a movie of epic proportions!! boners and all"
this anmation was so good i didn't even projestile vomit or anything!!!. if you haven't seen this animation and voted 5 i will personaaly chop pff your boner and feed it to my cat, if your a girl and you didn't vote i have no choice but to never have sex with you i know its harsh but its the rules. it even inspired me to start the "save the boner's foundation" the third largest boner charity on the net!!!!
Sex? With women? You sicken me merciful sir. Go dip your boner in a martini and perhaps drink a little of it, though it's not compulsory.
"Boneriffic"
Dude.....you guys = teh awesomez0rz. what evr aspired u guys to replace a guys wang with a faucet is beyond me, but hell, it made me laugh so hard i not only creamed my pants, but i also rose 6 inches off my seat. i am eagerly awaiting ur next episode, and i just want to i love u guys!!!1
May the boner be with thou!!!1!! <_<>_>
I'm heartened by your enthusiasm. By the way, that must have been one large pillow you were sitiing on, 6 inches indeed.
"Seriously offended"
I don't know what to say... I loved the dialogue, "type type type type..." and the music in outer space had me laughing as well. I think I really learned a lot from the first episode of Faucet in Hand. It's an underrated masterpiece... heheehee. Well done!
I anxiously await episode two.
I too anxiously await my next visit to the bathroom...and Episode Two.
