Score: 2

"A Story of Bad Flash"

by: Strepitoso

date: March 25, 2005

Just a few things to point out....

First of all, this is a trailer. Trailers go in the Alphas section. I saw you get unnecessarily pissy at the last guy who said this, but I think it needs pointing out anyways.

The trailer you made is quite repetitive. Perhaps something along the lines of fewer text filler areas and longer animated segments in between them would help this.

Your graphics in this weren't too horrible, but they could use a lot of work. In the first room scene.... details would add greatly to this. A chair or two, a lamp, something on the wall, perhaps? Just a little more time and effort can produce a much more impressive scene. In the shot of the three clocks on the computers, perhaps making the computers different, even slightly so, would help. Also, change the mouse movements of the clocks so that it doesn't look so much like a copy/pasted movie clip. There were a few more details about graphics I had in mind, but they were related to the first ones, so I'll spare you the extra reading.

The music was fairly effective, but I'd suggest looking for a song without MIDI voices like that in it. The clock voices had some variation between them, but were still clock voices.

Lastly, I hope the storyline is developed more before you make the full movie. This was not enough plot to make a full movie out of.

Thank you.

Score: 2

"Godawful Piece of Shit"

by: MawOfTheDragon

date: March 24, 2005

Not funny, choppy animations, no doubt the actual movie will be swirling with the obnoxious drama you create with your accusations of envy and the bad reviews that are BOUND to come to it.

This trailer (If it was even that, I thought I was reading a lesson on repetetive sentences) is crappily done. You took SPRITES, and put them in a VECTOR based movie. Fucking ugly in every way.

Here's the breakdown:

Graphics: Poor graphics. I can shit out better graphics than you come up with. Sprites, vectoring, ugh. It's like a non-stop ride of puke enducing mayhem.

Style: You did it at a godawful 12 fps. No self-respecting flash-author should EVER do flash in 12 fps. Most would do in the twenties or thirties. You decide to do the default fps.

Sound: 10 for using such great music. At least you have a taste in music, if not talent in flash.

Violence: None. It was like watching a game of Yu-Gi-Oh! I SHALL DEFEAT YUO WIT MAI PURPLE FIST O FURY OLOLOLOLOL JAPANESE EMOTICON ^_^

Interactivity: No interactivity, thank the heavens.

Humor: Not funny, not cool, poorly done. If we want humor, we'd be better going off to that fucking hack illwillpress then to you. Even if he is a conivving, overrated, meglomaniacal jackass (Kind of like you) he has some kind of comedic timing (Unlike you), at least in relation to this and all your other flashes.

I gave you an overall of 2 because of the music. That is the ONLY reason.

I dare you to tell me I'm envious. I DARE YOU. Because I am in no way shape or form envious of this movie or anything of yours. They need to be eliminated from the planet Earth, preferably with a nuclear bomb.

So take your shit, take your drama, shove it up your ass, and go somewhere else. Newgrounds doesn't need shits like you spamming people to vote 5 on his crrappy submissions and vote 0 on good ones (Such as Fake Metal Feelings)

As the Clockcrew so kindly puts it:

TEH EDN.

PS: I'm Dragonmaw/AncientDragonClock. In case my obvious fucking name didn't reveal it to you. Stay out of clockcrew.net.

Score: 10

"ha ha ha ha ha ha"

by: Insaneplanetman

date: March 12, 2005

i dunno what i can realy say about this, its jsut very funny, worth watching, we salute you anticlockclock

Score: 0

"STRAWBERRY IS KING OF TEH PORTAL"

by: Randomslurs

date: March 12, 2005

YEAH LONG LIVE CLOCKS

order dominos too

and lose some weight.

Score: 9

"..."

by: SamFisherClock

date: March 12, 2005

Do you hate the clockcrew?