Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

Forgive me for not putting Badger Badger Badger in. Yes, I forgot that there were morons who would utter that arbitrarily in daily conversation... Hell, I've even had someone smack me over the head with a book when it got to me. ;)

Oh. And the guy who shoots up the school is supposed to be Maddox. Not Snake Plisken from Escape from New York. Sorry.