UPDATE#2: It survived. Ow. My batting average hurts.
NEWS JUST IN: this movie now works as a permanent form of birth control. This is patially due to the fact that watching it may render you sterile, and partially due to the fact that nobody will ever have sex with you again after you watch it.
I made this about a month or two ago, and decided to upload it, mainly to annoy you personally.
You won't understand the beginning because it is irrelevant(sp?), just pretend you understand what the hell is happening, your brain is less likely to rupture that way. Better yet, close the window and run screaming into the forest.