Score: 0
"Cokeheads!!!"
date: November 6, 2005
You wasted three fucking minutes of my goddamn life, this wasn't anything, it was just two fucking commercials, and jackassed teaser that still sucked. What are you guys on, speed, heroin, crack, weed, and oregeno all at the same time? This should be a movie that gives me the rush eqivalent to having sex with a ninja-samurai on a plane that is both being shot at by F-16s, and is crashing into a mining site with 7 megatons of TNT about to go off with a MOTHER-FUCKING VOLCANO TO MY LEFT, A TORNADO TO MY RIGHT, AN AVALANCHE AHEAD OF ME, AND A GODDAMN HURRICANE BEHIND ME!!