Wellp, this is my first submission. Created with a mouse, 12 cups of coffee and probably like 10 hours altogether. The sounds were done in Fruity Loops and the voice was made using AT&T's online text to voice thing.
If it plays slow, lower the quality a bit and it should be fine :D
::I have to say thanks for the good things said so far, and as soon as I have some time I'll work on expanding this. Sorry for any headaches this may have caused... oh, and sorry about the Hoff. I just felt he was essential. ::