Tired of waiting?
Click here to disable ads!
You are not logged in. If you sign up for an account,
you can gain additional voting power over time, allowing your vote to have an even
greater impact on submission scores!
This is the virtual fortune cookie. There are 50 different randomly generated fortunes to get. See if you can get em all!
If you did those messages yourself you're a rotten genius.
HAHAHAHA!!! oh man i laughed my ass off so hard at this one, it was freakin awesome! haha.
the idea was perfect, as ive never played a game like it. the graphics were good, the animation was simple but ample, and the cookies were absolutely hilarious. keep it up dude, definately keep it up.
(THE THUMB: UP!!)
A few favorites
"The meaning of life is 7.Dont belive me?Kill yourself and ask god.Hell be all *7* then damn you to hell for the suicide thing."
"Everybody you know laughs at you behind your back.Get back at them by killing yourself and blaming them in the note."
"Ever wonder why the chinese place in the mall is alaways right next to the pet store?Strange, Huh?"
"That girl you like will ask you out.Then shell get hit by a bus and die.Damn, your life sucks.Try suicide."
So random yet sooo funny. make some more i enjoyed reading them!
lmfao, no seriosly, i laughed it right off....damn
Very funny, I don't know where u get your material but damn, that's funny shit man!!! I laughed so hard my ass fell off, im suing you 4 making me lose my ass..lol
ps: I may not have read them all but u should add:
Dude, that delishous lemon chicken....wasnt chicken!!
Peace Out, Rock On, and live the good life
An epic, colorful and fast-paced arcade game
Make your way to the next level by creating constellations!
bullet hell with a unique absorb mechanic
newgrounds.com — Your #1 online entertainment & artist community! All your base are belong to us.