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Submitted: 01/01/2005 | 05:13PM EST
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Genre: Comedy - Original
Current Score: 3.90 / 5.00
2,093 votes | 36,572 views
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Blam this piece of crap!
This makes poop look good.
Nothing too new or interesting.
Not bad. In fact… I like it!
This Flash is crunk, fo' shizzle!
Woot!!! All my 5 R belong to this!
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No other field of human activity is more full of bullshit than the art world, especially the elite "avant guarde" performance art category. This is my take on the subject.
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Average Score: 8.1 / 10
"Nice work"
~~REVIEW~~ wow this was very good, awsome art good style and very nice detail good stuff right from the start, i would love to see more like this
~~THINGS TO IMPROVE ON~~ its perfect
~~OVERALL~~ Awsome flash right from the start
~X~
"Oh wow"
You cannot possibly comprehend how much I love this. Don't even try.
"Great work."
The review before mine ruined it for me (don't do that, man...), but this is still a great piece of satire. I really liked the skewering of the pretentious bullshit rhetoric these morons use, almost as much as the accurate parallel of their "art" to exactly what it is. It's people like this that make real artists cringe.
"HA HAHA"
his mom said his shit was art, so , as he grew, he perceived all art as shit and vice versa
ha another corny joke made hilarious
gooood work
"One word."
Wow.
