Score: 10
"So it begins..."
date: February 9, 2006
One man's spanky quest for retarded internet fame...
On a seemingly unrelated note, i had a company meeting earlier this week...a company meeting i had no desire to attend. Thinking quickly, I quietly informed one particular collegue that he was a cunt, taking care to ensure that he also noticed the accompanying gesture. Soon after, one of the more senior types went red in the face as a result of him shouting words at me. There i was, on the recieving end of an old man's barrage of loud words and spittle, when suddenly inspiration struck! "FUCK YOU!" I exclaimed, "FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOU!!!" each one growing with severity,(notated here with exclaimation marks). Immediately his words were silenced, and the monsoon subsided. I was asked to leave the meeting, and went on to the pub where i proceeded to enrich my memories of the morning.
It was at that moment, sitting at the bar staring into my empty pint glass that I realised; these two words, "fuck you", can change the world. If "fuck you" can get me out of a meeting with that much satisfaction, if it can dissuade that slapper at the end of the bar with the blisters on her mouth from talking to me, if it can stop the barman from telling me how quiet it's been since the rail strike...then what can't it do...
And that my friend, is why i admire your work. Keep holding that flag high and proud! And while they are muttering to the person beside them "what does that say, Berryl? frek yu?" I will be there, standing beside you to say "FUCK YOU GRANDMA!!! FUCK YOU TO HELL!!!"
Having said that, this animation was shit.. what the fuck were you smoking?
Author's Response:
Crack clearly as stated in the animation. I did that ages ago, man memories all bad.
Fuck you is truely a magical and gifted work, when used in combinations as you have done, it becomes one of the most powerful phrases a person can use.
You have a gift, use it wisely!