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Dec 21, 2004 | 1:45 PM EST

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  • Christmas 2004
    Christmas 2004 Robotic Jesus, Santa's army, and of course a Foamy rant!

Author Comments

An atypical Christmas short. Enjoy.

EDIT: Since people want to know, here's how I did the Jesus voice:

I recorded myself simply speaking in a monotone voice, and also recorded a guitar track.

Then I used the vocoder in my Cool Edit Pro software. It's an effect that basically combines the two sounds, so it sounds like my guitar is talking. Also, there's two parts to the voice, a higher and lower part that I tried to harmonize. So his voice actually IS music.

I don't know how to explain it any better than that, because I honestly don't understand it any better than that.



Rated 5 / 5 stars


Dude what song was he talking too? Or what did you made him talk like when it was singing. Awesome tho!

ChrisNosal responds:

It's not really any particular song. I just played some chords and tried to make it sound good.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I love cyborg Jesus. It's one of my favorites out of your works. I mean... a cyborg Jesus! Who would've thought of that! I loved the voices, the characters, the dialogue. It was sweet.

Anyway, my brother and I were talking about this in the car once and we were wondering something. Cyborg Jesus says: "I have come back to the moment of my birth, to prevent my death from the hands of a drunken wife beater". Does that mean Harold kills Jesus in the future? Is the wife Jesus' mother in his "second coming"?

ChrisNosal responds:

Well, Harold's wife is Cyborg Jesus' mom, yeah. And I guess, he's a wife beater, and he was going to beat her to death sometime before she could give birth. So, CJ had to come back and kill him so he wouldn't cease to exist.

Which doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but I didn't really think about that too much. heh.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

That was awesome

If only I could have rated sound as a 20! I love Cyborg Jesus, he is the most beatiful thing I have ever heard! I gave you a ten on interactivity, just because I was able to hit the replay button.
I love you!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I wasn't going to review this when I saw it a few days ago, but...


I don't know if it's a normal strategy to mix voice + music, but that's hella memorable. (wtf I said hella. only asian people say hella!)

Even though the animation was.. umm.. not good, and the getting-shot could have looked much better without even trying too hard, I have to give it a 10.

I am told that sound > animation, and this prooves it.
Freaking musical Jesus.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

lol im 11 but its still funny

when he was talking he sounded like he was singing