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Dec 21, 2004 | 1:45 PM EST

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    Christmas 2004 Robotic Jesus, Santa's army, and of course a Foamy rant!

Author Comments

An atypical Christmas short. Enjoy.

EDIT: Since people want to know, here's how I did the Jesus voice:

I recorded myself simply speaking in a monotone voice, and also recorded a guitar track.

Then I used the vocoder in my Cool Edit Pro software. It's an effect that basically combines the two sounds, so it sounds like my guitar is talking. Also, there's two parts to the voice, a higher and lower part that I tried to harmonize. So his voice actually IS music.

I don't know how to explain it any better than that, because I honestly don't understand it any better than that.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Jebus voice!!!!

That was possibly the best voice effect I've ever heard. PLEASE! Do more like that!

That was cool to the Nth degree and again to the Nth degree! I love that. I absolutely love it!


Rated 3 / 5 stars


the voice of jesus was fuckin scary but other than that nice job


Rated 4 / 5 stars


Wow lol, some people might find that offensive but hey, I'm Catholic, and I loved it. Very funny and a great idea. Two thumbs up!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


I've watched this so many times over the space of about a week or two that my brain should have short-curcuited by now! ...Or something. Yes. Seriously, though... While some people may find this offensive, I don't, for two reasons: 1) I'm not very religious at all, and 2) I'm Jewish anyway.

I find it pretty darn funny, and Cyborg Jesus's voice is great too. On the "second coming, bitch," I love how the voice pratically sang it (the voice itself was song-like, but it seemed to -sing- that line also). The same with the longer line before that, except "second coming, bitch" sounded even more lyrical, somehow. I'm not usually a fan of profanity (although I use it myself when I'm pissed!), but I think it fit here pretty well.

Great flash; short but awesome. 5/5.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


There is a god, thy name be, Chris Nosal.

Great piece of work, I'm having trouble getting cyborg jesus out of my head.