Ever wonder why there's no cool animals out there like unicorns and owlbears?4.19 / 5.00 30,302 Views
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Get the kids in for this one - heck, your whole happy clan of relatives will fall in love with this guy.
This is my first ever frame-by-frame animation, and i'm understandably very fucking pleased with the result of it.
So turn off your television, step away from your dinner of Big Macs fried in cholestoral, get 'little' Timmy away from the porn shed, and stop pointing that loaded gun at the 'negro' couple across the street.
Sit down, shut up, get your hand out of your pocket, and watch this cartoon. Remember that once upon a time, Christmas was innocence, Michael Jackson was black, and Super Mario was actually good.
These days, I fear, are gone forever.
Just like three of your previous spouses (if you ever even married, that is).