Score: 8
"This is your best?"
date: May 31, 2006
Well, I checked out your page of submissions and this was the highest scoring one... I'm usually rather generous when I leave a review so I gave you a ten for the graphics, (they were decent I suppose.) Only a six for the style, (the blood you shape tweened or whatever it was you did looked retarded and I mostly didn't make sense of it, random images of fog or something?) Six for sound, (just some repetitive audio clips of horror and an irritating groan when you click "play.") Eight for violence, (you had some violence.) I gave you two for interactivity, (it's a movie anyway.) Zero for humor, (wasn't funny, and don't say you were not trying to be funny because I wouldn't take a cheesy horror film with Clocks ever so seriously.) Overall, eight, (I'm a nice guy.) To be honest, I don't think this deserves a 3.4, (or whatever it was.) You must have received plenty of fives from the other Clocks!
Author's Response:
Your review is too long