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its a new fad in the portal thanks to the maker of britney spears fucks... i might as well join in!
ALL HAIL OUR KING WITH HIS DIFFERENT SENSE OF HUMOR!!!!
OMG that this is a lie
why the hell do u keep submitting these 'vote 5' things? I bet eventually all your movies will be on front page that have an average of over 3. Don't vote 0 on all clock flash just because you're an anti-clock. I am not an anti-clock, but this message could just have been put in your profile. I'm not gonna say how you should improve this because you made it daft to try 2 make us laugh. This makes me like you less and less- please don't make me give u 0 again.
P.S. You can't spell Christina Aguilera and you're 35.
king of portal
Another amazing vote 5submission. Anybodywho doesent like Strawberry Clocks submissions eat large quanites of poop.
Strawberry_Clock does it again
With the promise of gruelling, provocative pornography involving two mediocre pop icons, written in a washed blue colour upon a white background beckons us to ask for more.
The abrasive and fairly dark imagery of the linguistics used in this piece show us a far more sexually deviant side of Strawberry_Clock that has never been seen before. He chooses to explore his sexual side by perhaps giving people an insight into his mind in regards to his sexual fantasies and ideals.
The mispelling of "Christina Aguilera" insinuates that while Strawberry_Clock is forced to accept such mediocre pop icons in a world obsessed with commercialism, Strawberry_Clock proves that he adopts a much more traditional view regarding such celebrities, proving that the sex, power, and economic gains that such celebrities experience are meaningless when written in a bland, light blue font.
When Erik Myers is arrested for drunk driving, he is sentenced to Group Therapy.
A pokemon parody
After a lifetime of captivity, a goldfish finally finds freedom.
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