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Hooker With A Penis

Author

DumpsterKeeper

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Audio

Tool (Buy!)

Date Submitted

12/13/2004 | 01:36AM EST

File Information

Movie | 1.1 MB

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Current Score

2.21 / 5.00

Score Rank: #100,324
Popularity Rank: #22,795

534 votes | 9,617 views

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Ages 17+ Explicit Audio, Explicit Text, Mild Adult Themes
Hooker With A Penis
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Author Comments

This is a project I started working on when all my friends kept asking me what the lyrics to the song "Hooker With A Penis" was. I told them, but the dumb bastards kept forgetting. So I made this handy video with many visual aids to show them whenever they were in doubt. Enjoy!

And I apologize for the low sound quality. I'll fix it if the vid stays up.

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Average Score: 7.7 / 10

Score: 10
merkaba1

"This is the shit!!!"

date: December 20, 2005

nice man, tools the best fucking band, the photos really fit the music, and i didnt know what they were saying until you told it----so thanks for that+ Personally I think you gotta make a video for intolerance, cold and ugly, jerk-off, or swamp song...and please do it cause i would be making animations for all tools songs if i knew how the fuck to do it
take care-keep posting

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Score: 8
beetimevine

"under-rated"

date: March 8, 2005

This is a totally underrated video! Minimal, but it was fun to watch and made the song more interesting. I guess you needed some filler at the beginning because of the music without lyrics, but it seemed a bit unnecessary to read so much explanation first.

Author's Response:

Hit the nail on the head, buddy.

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Score: 10
Wicky-wicky-woo

"Awesome"

date: February 25, 2005

That was bad ass, Great song, Great band....kick ass animation.

great job

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Score: 9
GhoulRa

"Mmk..."

date: January 29, 2005

I'm not a big Tool fan but that song was pretty good. The flash was all right, and the overall concept is great. Maybe, you could improve the sound quality?

Author's Response:

I tried, turns out every time I compress the files the sound qulity gets murdered. Sorry, looks like it's gonna be like tis forever. No matter, not like this vid gets a lot of views anyway.

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Score: 8
Turles0wns

"Nicely done.."

date: December 17, 2004

But, it would've been nice if you did give the real meaning to this song.. As with most of Tool's songs, you can percieve them as you see fit, but this song has a distinct meaning. For one, the person in the song that Maynard is speaking of is NOT the "Hooker With a Penis." Maynard is in fact directly addressing himself, since he sells himself. The song also displays Maynards disliking towards the judgemental term "selling out."
What I find funny is... he OWNED that dude then, and THEN he made a song about it. Hahaha. Oh yeah, nice flash. =P

Author's Response:

Nice detective work. You managed to percieve the most easy meaning to a tool song there is, and rather than making an actual suggestion. you tried to explain this very simple meaning to everyone. If you read the description for this flash movie, you might realize I just made this because my idiot friends didn't understand what he was saying, not what he meant. Asshat.

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