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StrawberryClock: TheTruth

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Jun 8, 2001 | 7:18 PM EDT

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we all hate strawberry_clock. watch



Rated 5 / 5 stars


strawberry clock sucks


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

its bad

I'm not here to comment about what you said about sbc because i came after he left. but that flash sucked. honestly the only reason this passed is because of a bunch of sbc haters. the text was bland, there were too few pictures, and it had no redeming qualitys. you didnt even show scb in the death thing at the end.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


except for the gay part, pretty good (since i think clock crew sucks) and i still dont get why so many people like it enough to make a "clock day" or whatever


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


I'm confused , who are you talking about Strawberryclock or strawberry_clock? And why are you makin a movie against a person? Oh and if you're talking about "B" strawberryclock , he's 36 , so he possibly couldve "stole" the name. But just don't make stupid things against people unless it's President Bush ok?


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

It's all true.

You missed something. You said about all Clocks getting mad when you make fun of homosexuals. Not only does it imply the fact he is gay, it also means that all Clocks are actually StrawberryClock. He just has many accounts. It's also why he always manages to get his crappy movies through the portal. Since he has many accounts, he has the strength of multiple voters. Notice that all Clocks have the same opinion about a movie?

StrawberryClock is a kid who gets beat up so he goes on the internet and pisses everyone off because he can't piss off anyone in real life. He feels safe on the internet because no one can fight him and he has reedy little arms that mean he can't fight his battles or he gets battered when he does. He has no friends, so it's a kind of sick pleasure when he pretends to have friends.

His movies suck. Most are simply a Clock saying "StrawberryClock is the king of the portal".

If you read this StrawberryClock, your game is up. We know you are the only real member of the ClockCrew, and you should leave Newgrounds forever and commit suicide. You could die tomorrow and the world wouldn't care about you. In fact, 98% of Newgrounds would be happy you died. I'd even throw a party.