Eulogy For: Lesbian Sex: Dating Sim
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This submission was BLAMMED by our users.
Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
11/16/04 – 07/11/08
Haha over 50k views! How the fuck did that happen? Must be a lot of pervs looking for hentai on NG. Anyway, this game took us over 3 years to put together so we hope you guys enjoy!
but you need to make it longer, and have a point to it
No color,No preloader,No plot... you took six months for this...Wow...
Some really nice fbf animation, but there's not enough explanation of what's going on. After watching 2x, I still didn't understand what it was all meant to be about...
And you should really have a play button at the start and a replay button at the end. Or just use the NG pre-loader and it'll sort that for you.
HILARIOUS!!! The only reason I gave you a 9 on the graphics is because it would be easier to see if it was color. I had to watch it twice to get it because it was hard to distinguish shapes from the guy in the closet.
Funny though.
i actually liked it better without color gives it ....something i dont know what but it makes it stand out the music was good too it was well really short and ummm not too interesting
It lacked a lot but for some reason i like it
iono but something about it just makes me like it :/
goodjob
holy crap man! i love that sort of animation, very nice indeed. and it would have been even better if you'd spent another 6 months adding colour to it ;) hahah.
well, i liked the detail in the graphics... not that there was heaps of literal detail, but the figure of everything was very realistic. some very nice work... keep it up!
7/10
(THE THUMB: UP!!)
The graphics and animation are beautiful. My only problem with this is that it should have something like an end where the animation stops, instead of just restarting automatically.
I really like it.
At first I tought it would've been better if it was colourful, but thinking about it, it's just better like that. It gives your movie a certain special style. I liked how you ended it too. I tought the girl would've kille the guy but instead she destroys the light bulb. Wonder what they'll do next. ;-)
Nice job, you should just make it so it has credits with your name and everything on it and doesnt' repeat again. I liked the ending.
Haha woot and hentai is awesome.
I liked it. I want to see more, I enjoyed your style. Keep it up.
could use things like a load up screen.. and an ending... the loop is kind of annoying...
but other then that it was pretty good, a very differnt style of animation from what were all so use to on NG....
oh.. and the sound sucked.. it needs improving
You're animation was pretty good actually, I liked your style of drawing. Well...not the guy in the closet, but the chick was drawn well, so was the gun. I think you have the talent, just need to take the time. If you would have spent another day or two on your drawings, adding color and such, this would have kicked ass!
kinda wierd, iddnt make any sense at all. cool drawin and design though, the art style made it a couple points up
Well this wasn't a sim date, actually I'm not quite sure what this was about. The graphics weren't bad but there wasn't much to the story line and it just kept looping. If your going to submit stuff (and it seems you have potential to submit some good stuff) then at least have an honest title. Try again.
This was an excellant peice of work.
I totally dig the artwork, and the movie itself was a pretty kool movie.
I don't quite see why most everyone else was bitching in their reviews.
The musik was okay, not my type of musik, but it seemed to flow.
The sound effects were all neccessary rather than just a bunch of noise, like most other movies.
It was short, but kool.
Overall, I think you did great.
I look forward to more of your work.
Maybe you could make this into a little series. *hint**hint*
6 months for this? color?!?! i think if you had some color i might think your drawing style would be ok.. and also.... why would you give it that stupid name? screaming out for attention? thats so lame.... so my suggestion is color, story, ... longer, and make a title that suits the work, unless you just want perverts to watch. The only reason i click on these things is to destroy the score... but most of the time i skip rating it all together, so really youre probably missing out on more votes but giving it a title that normal non-perverted people will skip over... so ... thats just what i think...
Im sorry dude.. but this is crappy. I mean. The drawing skills are nice, but.. it's really really stupid. And your whole "authors comment" thing...
P.S. I jack off to hentai ;)
WE DONT CARE!
i wanna give you a decent rating for the drawing because i could tell you spent some time with it, but it was a VERY poor narrative -- the soundtrack was a piece of shit in my humble opinion, and the the story didn't really make sense.
*oh! there's someone in the closet! oh! it's her boyfriend -- OH NO SHE PULLED THE TRIGGER!!!! oh nevermind it was the lightbulb the end*
good effort tho. :D
You have a very nice drawing style, but yeah, that was pretty lame...whatever that was. Nice try though....I think. Hell I don't know, just take my 4 ok?
there you go all 1's and a 10 also maybe a #5 lol :P
i think you'll be a great animator, if you keep working. i liked your style. when i saw the main title, i knew that it wasn't hentai (i have a 6º sense for hentai......) but it didn't disapoint me, in fact it was a good work.
Love the artistic style. If you colorized it, it would be even better. Can't wait to see your next movie :)
is this a trailer for an upcoming series ? ?!?!?! Well, your graphics are good, i like your drawing style. Animation is also good. Hmm, i think i will just wait for more from you. Keep it up !
if you made something out of it and gave it a better name -_-
it was really good. just tooo short and not in color. but it was still pretty good. cant wait to see another one hopefully with a better title. i mean, this wasnt a sim nor was there any sex or anyhing sugested by the title. a better title, some color a longer move and a nicer sound track are all this needs.
WTF?! i dnt get it?
canu fill me in here?
wats tht gt 2 do with the title nd... WTF?
AH MY BRAIN!
lol
meh
umm nd did we really need 2 no bout ur dirty habits?
really?
god keep it in ur pants
i voted 3
woo 4 u
bt u shud keep makin stuff
i liked the style
maybe a bit longer nd ummm storyish?
i couldn't believe it "only" took six months ...
...but doing a bait and switch with the title seems silly. I'd have watched it sooner if you had actually described what it actually is.
Oo, and also, it might be cool to have a "play" button, because it wasn't clear to me that it was goign to loop endlessly.
Keep up the good drawing work!
The drawing style and just the animations overall were probably the best thing about this. It was very short so i dont know how it took you 6 months to make but thats just me. Keep up the good work and try and make the sounds, and other stuff abit better.
~"And thats it for this weeks Gay Adventures Of Burnt Face Man!!!"
3/5
The "bait and switch" got me there, but when i saw it, i completely forgot about the name and still it was very good (no matter what any of you haters say). Nice work on the whole thing!
Yo it Maxilor up in here sayin I got kinda pissed off cuz it kinda took a long time to load and i was ecspecting a good Dating Sim
to pass the time but then that little joke poped up and it kinda got me down also it Scared the Shit out of me cuz Wehn that song played i thought someone hacked into my comp and was using my ITunes o well do wut you want im not mad just a little disapointed:(
I just gotta say it was halarious keep it up haha LOL
keep it up man, hilarious
Wow. The only good thing about this is the song. So freaking funny!
it was frickin hilarious but short, and had nothing to do with hentai, BUT THE MUSIC WAS SO FUNNY!!!
First: I´t had nothing to do with hentai
And then.. the musics....oh fuck
THIS IS SOME AWSOME SHIT. U SHOULD MAKE A DRESS-UP HENTAI WITH MR. POTATO HEAD. ADD TIGHT MUSIC LIKE THIS ONE. I CAN BEAT THE GAME FASTER THAN ANYONE TOO. TIME ELAPSED:0:01
i see the humor in why cant you newgrounds nazis get it always complaining.....
no hentai. but the song made up for it lol. took ten minutes out of my life since my computer sucks. was funny. keep up the good work
hehehehe nice one on that. ill admit it, i look for hentai sometimes. this one made me laugh. i love reading the reviews of the outraged people!
nice one!@!@!@ i was fooled too...
It was funny and people who where lookin for Hentai must be really sad.....o well....... nice flash XD
from reading past reviews i see that u respond to each. so for da effort u have to do this i give u a 10 but da flash was bad.. love da music though
hahaha nice joke for the ppl who are like OMFG HENTAI MUST HAVE! gj
Nice joke good job those years weren't wasted.
i wanted to see hentai!!!!!!!!1111one but i give you a five because the music ROCKS SO ALL MY FIVE ARE BELONG TO THIS
lol! that was goood!!! lol i liked the music, can you tell me the name of it??
I l0ve the musix, maybe that was 3 years to find then ? else i dont believe....
that was good ahaha my cousin went and he was like what the fucking fuck i started cracking up like hell xD
Damn that sh*t is freakin funny! I got bored and so i was browsing around newgrounds for Resident Evil flash and got the idea of typing Picanjo in the author search bar. There was a list that said nasty stuff and i decided to click one that said "over 50 hentai pics" and i found this one (now u no im not a perv). Lol this was freaking hilarious. I liked both of the choices but the "come closer" one was the funniest. Great music. Everyone says that ... 3 years eh? Great joke. I get it lol
LOL U MY SAVIOUR MAN, my friends making me look at hentai and they make me look at this and im like wtf?? lolz its halarious whats the song name?
I loved it nuf said
Dude what the hell?
That was funny
Interesting... =D Can't go far on that game.. XD Ahahahahaha!! Very nice game d00d.
"holy crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
man, i indeed apreciate ur work and shit, also notice that im not giving you a 10 for the topic,i give it to u cuz it is really a long shot to come across life making a game in 3 years!astonoshing,masterful....................
Nice way to make money and fool hentai freaks. 10!
This was a boring game but i liked the funny background music.
for me this stick it have a good music ground but the game is like shit
Well it wasnt a bad job just useless and boring and well yea...Iss this your first submission?
i gave a 10 4 violonce qause when i see u u must dodge my fist and a 10 4 humor couse i likes the song? no really it was funny adn u must d something {NOT THIS} good with ur talens {if u draw this} its nice i like the song
lol twas pretty awesome
ok, wtfs goin on, i downloaded it then played it, but i only get 2 options.. grab her ass or get a closer lok.. thats it! how could this take u 3 years to make
l love to watch the horny fags get pissed at these things. good job, normally the fake porno things just have weird stick figures but his lead up to actually have porn hahaa nice. keep this up, think of all the gross virgins you'll piss off
losing is better then winnin!
Why is it people like you that tell people the thing has porn adn then you add in something stupid like stick figures or like something else I saw which could give someone a sezuire I mean why not do that thing to starwars fans and other people you meanie.
(in response to the Aurthor Response)
But... I like watching hentai, it makes me laugh...
It's like... so stupid that... it's funny o.o
That like doesn't make any sense but if I watch hentai, it's really hilarious.
I didn't like the game though...
I masturbate to it all the time.
Hentai is ok but i think jerking off to a bunch of animations is a bit weird... Your flash seems to be VERY VERY VERY short - i only saw a dude grabing an ass- thats all... man the grafics were also pixilated....
I think you can do so much in a shorter time than the 3 years it took to make this flash.
u r a friggin genious, that'll show all them hentai pervs, man, i pissed my self, 5 for you
watching these horny asses getting poissed is so funny and alexanderthegr8 is right get a real gf losers
it took two people to make this? By the way this is the best hentai game ever
i can see those hentai fans swearing and smashing there moniters right now. you get a 4 for pissing the hentai fan pricks off.lol
That song is awsome what is it? Alos good job i can see that the 3 years that you spent on it were well used.
i like jokes
but this is i don't know
just not funny
more like lazy
That's hilarious! All these people come to see lesbians, and they don't, HAHAHA! Loved the music, though. Now make a REAL lesbian porn adventure, and you'll be king of the world...
that was a good idea to be an asshole 10 humor cause ur funny!
play in you'll enjoy it
i won this game its the best game ever XD it was so cool sim game wow its like everlasting gave it a 5 yay go "this game"
Wow that was funny, although in general the whole thing sucked, the music was hilarious, you should've made this into an april fool's joke. Think of all the pervs who would be like "WTF?" lol god that'd been funny. anyway that's just an idea.
That was the shortest game ever. There could of been atleast a couple more steps and the music was annoying. I'll give you a 2 to be nice. But hey, atleast you tried to make something.
That was pretty funny....and to the guy before me, he probably does this to make people like you angry.
lol quite funny to see all these people frown(and curse and swear)
this could have actually been a good story line but ive found that people like u r very good wen it comes to starting somthing but then find something else interesting and go off to that and that has a name and its called being retarded and immature
if anyone with a working mind wants to use this to start a real good sim date like sim-girl by simman then plz be my guest
and if anyone finds any other sim dates like these plz make them worth while for those that actually enjoy a good sim date and not these loads of shit made by people like this
hands down 1 of the best sims hentai in ng
Apparently, some people don't get it when you said "3 years". Hello, my stone-headed friends, there seems to be a fault in your brain. He just said "3 years" for a punch, to make more horny pervs like you get into it..
Kekekeke.. That music is so fucking great..
When i played this i expected a good quality hentai dating sim with lesbians but i got this shit. The hentai was hot i guess but omfg i wanted a good game.
ace is wrong about there being hentai. the only thing close to hentai is when he grabbed her ass, and that wasn't even a good pic. plus the text under the pic made it worse. if this was meant to piss off pervs it definitely worked
lol thats funny all the perves must be like I NEED SOMTHING TO JACK OFF TO! i like how u tricked them lol
one of my freinds on yahoo im'd me a link to this at first i was hesitant (the hentai bit) but it turned out to be fucking hilarious
this was soo funny lol and the music is awesome =p (seroiusly men that music owns)
that was damn funny. Surely, all my 5 R belong to this.
lol thats funny
lol i like that music....
o and kpoeira by saying wasted my time u mean u spend all ur time at NG playing hentai and adult games? i bet you arent even 18
that was super funny, didnt wipe my ass today lol
whats the name of that song?
its addicting lols
Quik Quik Quek quek a baka baka
lols
nice job! you pwned NG's perverts!
the nation is proud at you kicking the pervert's ass
GOOD JOB SON!
I admit, its one of the BETTER pranks, but, i still hate pranks
Well.. I'll give you a 2 for a very unexpected ending. Really, though. I was looking forward to a good lesbian sim.
I love it!
I think it'll show some of those perverts out there. xD
Yes me being one of them. haha.
Comical but irritating at the same time.
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
;')
man i understand the fact of it but its like nothing sexy or hentai in it you know um im sorry but you have no strars D:<
Stupid no hentai I mean like where i don't see other questions
lol it wasn't bad.... 2/10
But false advertising is bad, m'kay.
This isn't a dating sim, so don't bother to click on it.
this would be good if you added more hentai stuff
i give a six she was pretty hot....anyone give us some more...if you can find any im sure there is some on photobucket...m'kay so keep tryin good job
And me? like a fly into sugar!
yeah...
i mean seriously no offense but the only thing you could do was go closer and you win my advice try adding something she was hot but you didn't add porn make another one and please don't be afraid to ADD SOME PORN ACTION and make it a long game with a tough story line "PLEASE".
ok so what the hell?
this is so lame.
no offense but it needs MAJOR work.
it just isn't what i expected when i opened it..
Please don't post anything else like this..
wow that was gay this shouldnt even be here really its not a sim it dosnt do anything but ake me wonder why i even bothered looking for it make it longer put something in their actually a close up of her face so gay
that's what you kids get for coming to NG lookin for sex.. Hahah again Nice.. "LOL"
What the fuck was that???Is that the best you can do all you can do is get a closer look!! Weres the pussy ,sex, andporn?? Fuck you ass hole!
it isnt worth your time
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it's mad short and u fuckin suck ass damn u
YOUR MOM WAS BETTER THAN THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this sucks balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG lol its funny cause u pissed a whole lot of ppl off personaly i thought wtf at the start but really your funny as LOL nice work might as well be a shit and give u a good rating LOL
THE FUCKING GAME CRASHED MY LAPTOP!WHAT THE FUCK???
IM GONNA FUCKING CRASH HIS FUCKING LAPTOP!!!
ALSO, FUCK YOU ALEXANDERTHEPIECEOFSHIT!!!
GO FUCK YOUR MAMA S'MOR YA BIG PIECE OF SHIT!!!
That was the BEST HENTAI GAME EVER. YOU ALL MUST PLAY THIS!!!
this sux no offense or anything but i agree wih other people this should be rated teen...
no offense dude but........ MAKE REAL HENTAI! i mean if you win you get nothing and if you lose you get nothing, and you only get two choices. so please make more choices and more hentai. and again sorry for the low review and everything that you might take offensive.
make a really hentai
Uhh very bad i don't like it. :-(
honesltyu this shit is crap!!! for our sakjes and the websites popularitys sake dont ever make another hentai movie a gain you're very bad at it!!!!... omg o_o
You peice.
YESS SOMEONE OUT THERE HAS A GOOD FUNNY BONE
PLZ MAKE MORE FOR THOES HORNEY PEDS OUT THERE
and that was so good
"you looked closer YOU WIN!" lol
loved
I dont thinkn its the worst thing ever
My boyfriend told me to make the choices for this game and I swore at him lol, he told me to trust him and then after this I just started laughing, guess I owe that bastard a kiss... hehe
IT WAS SO FUNNY! KEEP IT UP!
clever but shit
it was funny but gay i mean whao two different chioces to go and thats it game over
