Minecraft N00BS go on hilarious adventures.
John, the world's only city morgue night watchman with a superhero for a right arm!
Saving your school from gun-toting goth kids is just the tip of this iceburg!
You are the pill! Stop the sperm from impregnating that girl! But beware, as the waves increase, so do the ammount of sperm! The moral of the game is you can't really win... you only prolong the inevitable with pre-marital sex... but hey, give it your best and see how high of a score you can get!!