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Eulogy For 'HORNY HENTAI PUSSY QUIZ'

This entry was blammed by our users.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

11-12-04 – 05-11-12

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Reviews


MightydeinMightydein

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Nice work -D4rkstar-

I don't see too many werid movies like this anymore. this was well made but the sound was very annoying like a lotta other movies with speaker killer sound.

This reminds me of some of somebody's work. The movie gave me a nice quick chuckle and the annoying sounds did'nt seem to bother me too much.

Good but not great.


DieHardXG2DieHardXG2

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Whacky...

I think this was ment to be violent and disturbing... GOOD JOB! (if that was your goal.) Anywho, what was with the speakers. I thought my headphones were busted... I had a freaking heart attack! I thought my head was going to explode! OMG! But nice job making an utterly disturbing and violent cartoon! *laughing* It was pretty good... But you should have made the sound better... Unless it was supposed to be like that crappy sound in that weird movie in The Ring or something like that... Anyways, next time... Make something better... It was fairly good... Did you really make this with your eyes closed? HOLY CRAP! But... If that was really made while your eyes were closed, I gotta give you a shit-l;oad of credit; and believe me... A shitload is a lot... All in all... Fairly good... Tomorrow... I will vote a three or four on this...


Frank-UselesschrisFrank-Uselesschris

Rated 5 / 5 stars

i'm confused

have a five

5/5


TehKommunistTehKommunist

Rated 5 / 5 stars

WHERE IS MY TISSUE

orgasm #2


FateofKaijuFateofKaiju

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Creepy

<<< VISIBLY DISTURBED >>>


michaeloflahertymichaeloflaherty

Rated 5 / 5 stars

i wish my crappy animations could do the same lol

your awesome uhh kinda lol


RageRage

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Crap

This may be news to you, but you can't get turd of the week by changing a submission after it has already passed judgment. Thanks for the protect point, too.


jnjn

Rated 5 / 5 stars

:o

:o

im speechless, this is like 235% better than your previous movies and those were great


VanillaFlavoredVanillaFlavored

Rated 2 / 5 stars

You know what's even better than the video?

All the comments. :p

I think it's hilarious, seeing people think you've changed the video (since you haven't) when all you have really changed is the name and description to get more views.

The video wasn't that great, obviously, but something about the reactions it's getting is. .... I think I'm deaf now.


MunkeijawMunkeijaw

Rated 2 / 5 stars

hehe, well no shit you guys...

haha, nice man, i mean, the fact is if this really was one of those stupid hentai things, hed know youd all see it, and as for me...i was bored...


DonPeriOnDonPeriOn

Rated 0 / 5 stars

been done 2 many times already

compared to me, that was decent seeing as how i dont know how to make animations, but compared 2 everything else on NG, not only was it bad, it was unoriginal(and i've seen stuff just like this that was better, so im not mad that i dint see some nude cartoon ), so go ahead & put flashes by me none, i dont really care, jus lettin you and other ppl know that this basically amounts to a plea for attention (compared to most other NG movies & games, not me).


badgerman8badgerman8

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

OH my gog that was awsome

Judging by the name, and the fact that the review was saying that this was gay... I knew that me, my Midget Slave Ralphus and my three eyed grandmother would like it... we sat down, watched this great great great funny masterpiece of work and laughed, cryed and even masturbated a little!

The fact that your not famous... is beyond me!

Continue your work, I love you

Badgerman 8

FOR THE LOCAL IDIOTS IN AMERICA, HERE IS MY REVIEW SPELLED DOWN IN SMALL WORDS

"Funny"

FOR LOCAL IDIOTS IN EUROPE, HERE IS MY REVIEW SLIGHTLY MORE INTELLIGENT

"The Next Scampi"


Mistah-TMistah-T

Rated 5 / 5 stars

HEY HEY HEY

WE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME

Nice movie, by the way.


JeniusOTJeniusOT

Rated 5 / 5 stars

DUDE THAT IS AWESOME

That is so awesome i really like the second girl ;) if ya know what i mean.......YOU ARE A GOD haha


CtigerCtiger

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Revolutionary.

Hand this flash into a laboratory. It started opening a portal through time as the sound waves mixed with the flash content.

Other than that, good. Just don't let the government hear about it.

End communication.


MysticManMysticMan

Rated 3 / 5 stars

ok....

what was that supost to be about?


RhadamanthineRhadamanthine

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Genius before its time...

Genius before its time man, way to go. crazy shit.

snoochie boochies!


Darkwind425Darkwind425

Rated 3 / 5 stars

ha

normally i go to these so called "porn" submissions just so i can rag on the dude that made it. Woah was i surprised when i saw the crazy shit that went on when i hit the play button. *shrugs* i thought it was good :-p ROMG lets get pissed because it wasn't actually CARTOON GENITALIA ;-P

on a side note, i had my speakers turned up w/out knowing it and about shit my pants when that noise came on :p


Zero-LaoZero-Lao

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Funny

This is the funniest thing i've ever seen.
Man i was looking for some good girl on girl action, and then this passes on.

No seriously, before I read all the other reviews for this movie, i was going to say "wtf happened to the porn?", but then reading their reviews and whining about blowing out their speakers,.... that just made it funny.

P.s. Run away as fast as you can,.... man funny


raveseerraveseer

Rated 5 / 5 stars

awesome!

hilarious ass shit right here! loved it! my speakers and cat didnt though.......


AccelaBoyAccelaBoy

Rated 5 / 5 stars

HA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was funny.

but seriously i thought you blew out my headphones.

not kidding it was really funny. I'm not even being sarcastic...but every time i say its funny i sound even more sarcastic...so i'm gonna stop now

it was funny.


ElijahMoisheElijahMoishe

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

HAha.

I love it when people make these kind of flashes. I think they're funny. Although i did have the volume up WAY to much because this thing was annoying in sound.


ChrisOroscoChrisOrosco

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Why

Why am I giving you a perfect score? Because I can.


Maxwell-FAMaxwell-FA

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

whoa

That hurty my earzys, but it was scary and i liked it.


shinrahkshinrahk

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

you lied to us....

there ain't no girls in this!!! just a bunch of poorly drawn images of various disturbing things....go i just about crapped my pants....


DuceloDucelo

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Surprisingly I liked it

You know it could have been a better name. But in a weird sorta way I liked it.


MurfdawgMurfdawg

Rated 0 / 5 stars

...

anyone who finds this to be a work of art have not yet seen the other million flashes passed in daily that work just like this. As funny as it is sometimes, seeing it too many time get sickening. I may not be a flash artist, but I am a critique. Before you go whipping out the "no flash card" think about it. I understand there are people who enjoy this, but sit down watching these, review andcritique and then wonder "Do i want these overwhelming Newgrounds?" I commend you though that it did actually pass and despite my low score you obviously did something that appealed to the percentage of people on here. Maybe you flashed "Vote 5" subliminally on there LOL. Good Luck man, you are somewhat a good artist.


kalzackalzac

Rated 5 / 5 stars

superb

i voted high on this, because its honestly the best thing ive seen here in a while. i absolutely loved it. on several occasions ive submitted stuff to newgrounds of a similar caliber. and they all got blammed! so im quite pleased to see that this passed. its marvelous,,,, simply marvelous...... and the sound is great, its a very pleasing sort of fuzzy distortion sound... quite nice really. thank you for brightening my day. keep it up mate.


subzero2785subzero2785

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

damn man

that was morbid and disturbing as hell man, the sounds and the animations made it look like the user was going to die after the flash was over. this was fuckin awesome man.


thejiggajeffthejiggajeff

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Booo...

There's an author by the name of Somebody, aka Juho, who does animations like this... except, well, they're done exceptionally well. Take some inspiration from him and put a little more time into your stuff... even if it's just supposed to be freaky and stupid, it can be freaky, stupid, and really good.


YoinKYoinK

Rated 2 / 5 stars

whoa

the sound... it sounds very unsafe.. this is a wierd flash and i'm surprised that it survived... it's very short too... and random. you need to work on a lot of stuff here..


Ashura-StephanosAshura-Stephanos

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Man... lured in by animated naughty bits again....

Although I did find it interesting... I suppose the desired effect would be similiar to that of watching the video from The Ring at 3 in the morning... prehaps some sound other than...whatever the hell that was... sounded kinda like someone going OOOOOOH really loud way to close to their microphone.... don't forget that the only sound in the video came off as either not right or otherworldly... tell me you don't hear the EERERERHERHENRENR noise right now? You know the one...


DarkShadowsideDarkShadowside

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I was generous cuz it was funny

I thought it was funny! BAHAHAHA!!!! SNIZZLE FRAZZY!


Heretic-XHeretic-X

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Blue pretty sky

I'm there...it was going to be something...can you see?...they're all watching...


DareDevilGuyDareDevilGuy

Rated 5 / 5 stars

being...................brainwashed...............

best......................movie..............in............
..........history.........


Dark-bornDark-born

Rated 5 / 5 stars

:P

Short random and brainwashing just the way i like it! But the static sounds really ruined my ears lol.


SingersongwriterSingersongwriter

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Talented guy.

I haven't quite wrapped my head around using flash to make animations, other then for slideshows at this point. I have been watching the progression of flash for some time though.

You have talent, and will likely produce something great. This will not be it. No one will remember it anyways. Nice touch with the 0 flash in the reviews.

Cheers


SteelPheonixSteelPheonix

Rated 5 / 5 stars

HAHA. Nice

LOL your flashes are always funny. The sound hurt my ears a little but it was still awesome.


growlgrlgrowlgrl

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Hmn.

Note style's higher than graphics. Sound was awful - but it's supposed to be. I get the point of it, but still didn't much like it. It's very angry, innit?


KuttingedgednessKuttingedgedness

Rated 5 / 5 stars

hmmm....

yeah that's a turd of the week in newgrounds terms but damn my speakers still hurt from that.... you need to apologize to them.


Drunk-JediDrunk-Jedi

Rated 5 / 5 stars

OMG THAT WAS GREAT LOL MORE MORE MORE

i loved it make another one plz. I want you too keep in mind tho i am drunk and i am seeing more colors then i ever have known existed that is from sumin i dont rember tho. Make more plz DO IT


bollywoodngbollywoodng

Rated 5 / 5 stars

too many questions!!!! nice +1+s........!!!!

way too many questions not so bad though true hentai experts would have no prob i beat it in 20 mins just ha dto use google some


CyberdevilCyberdevil

Rated 3 / 5 stars

OMFG!

The music in the background was so ANNOYING!lol,the animation wasnt too great either,needs improvement,keep up the good work!

-cd-


YufflezYufflez

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Ouch.

My eyes and ears hurt. This movie kind of reminds me of The Ring. Am I going to die in seven days?


BezmanBezman

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Wierd

Actually sorta scary...

I'm confused... was this a joke? Just something you made to laugh at all the reviews you recieved?


VoidianVoidian

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

You might make a good xtreme/noisecore artist!

That movie was somehow scary.. the combination of the music and death animation was somewhat disturbing to the senses. It probably got turd of the week mainly because of the music, but personally I think if you put some sort of rythmical quality into that, you would be making real music known as noisecore and xtremecore. Such an example (also my favorite xtremecore artist) is Nihil Fist.


ZootchZootch

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You Guys ave no Idea how Cool this is!

That sucked so bad it gets a 10!

Where can I download the soundtrack?


scottcometscottcomet

Rated 2 / 5 stars

indeed

flash IS a crappy animation program. I concur, but what do you recommend instead?


SEN999SEN999

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I gotta admit....this was good.

I don't usually write good reviews but this shit was great. It was so bad it was good. Good job, you kinda don't/do deserve the title of "Turd". It's a good balance.


LogithrymLogithrym

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Very interesting

I have to say, there really was some style to that. Almost like modern art. It deviated from other flash movies and had a confusion of colors. Never knew what was going to happen.


EurritimiaEurritimia

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

hey, this movie is good!

the greatest secret of this movie: how it passed under judgment? had you sold your soul to devil? had you talked to god? please, tell me!


itsyoursitsyours

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

nice

that was cool
seriously, it made me feel something that only a few flash movies so far have done.
proof that it isn't always about how it looks or sounds, it's the overall feeling


TwinClockTwinClock

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Ooh...

Nicely disturbed.
I like it.


DestructiveDestructive

Rated 1 / 5 stars

LOL

Wow, I actually found it funny. Pretty humorous turd of the week.

I have to rate it low, because it obviously don't fit any half decent expectations on what a flash movie sould be, but it still was worth a laugh.


DroopyADroopyA

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Best. Shit. Ever.

Truly, you are a genius. These... peons just don't understand a true masterpeice when they see one.


mazuibentoumazuibentou

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

why the hell is there a line here anyway

you would have gotten a 10 if i wasnt in the mood for a horny hentai quiz.! you bastard! i wanted hentai!
GO HOME!


the-lone-psychothe-lone-psycho

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I'm not sure if this is worthy of the 'Turd of the Week' award. I've seen much worse this/last week. Even though it was seriously messed up, it had a very strange and eerie aspect to it. It kinda reminded me of the videotape on 'Ring'. If you were to up the graphics and put some more eerie stuff in, (not necessarily random), I would rate it much higher.


MangroveMoustacheMangroveMoustache

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome

You just know people dont like it because they wanted hentai, and you fucked with them. Anyway, im a huge fan of flash movies like this :D


PhoenixSolPhoenixSol

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Man,

That was on the creep side. Just a little. . . ;)


DevilishMewDevilishMew

Rated 5 / 5 stars

RANDOM!

Random flashes are the best. Congrats on your turd.

FLASH IS A CRAPPY ANIMATION PROGRAM DONT USE IT


BugBug

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

O_O

That could have possibly been the funniest thing I've ever seen.


ZekeySpaceyLizardZekeySpaceyLizard

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Wow.

First of all. Yes this is turd of the week.
So I should probably be rating this thing all 0's and leaving some kind of sarcastic comment.

But I wont?
Why?
Because as crap as this thing is, it made me laugh histerically. Its so irrelevant and full of anger and frustration at Flash. I nearly shat myself this morning from giggling at it.

But if you really look at this, there is a deeper meaning. Darkstar made this cartoon out of frustration. And I feel his pain. Flash is a gruesomely frustrating program.

And that is why I rated this a 7.
Because I think most Flash artists can feel the annoyance this poor man is going through, and despite it, he still made this hilarious.

That is all. Foogle doogle.


BlackIchoridBlackIchorid

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

hrm...

Loud...
Interesting name...

otherwise... pretty good


ForNoReasonForNoReason

Rated 0 / 5 stars

wow

For some god awful reason I liked that.... and I think I will have nightmares now... very unintentionaly artistic...


SpewingJackhammerSpewingJackhammer

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Holy shit!!

Now that was insane and creepy but i fucking loved it.


LautorhionLautorhion

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Holy SHIA

Astouding... Really astouding... Creepy and freaky atmosphere... the SOUND man, scared the shit outta me... Anfd the title is the best shit ever.

Man I'm giving you a 7, you sick fuck. You deserve to be on front page instead of all that bullshit. THAT was GRAND.

I am only slightly sarcastic here... Of course it was shitty, but it was still better than most of what I see... More freaky than the so called horror flashes, not long winded... Great title.

WHO OO!!


platinumgarbplatinumgarb

Rated 5 / 5 stars

hmmm...

yeah..that was hot...i enjoyed it. kudos


LevitcusLevitcus

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Okay............

It wasn't too good. I just put sound:7, because it sort of scared me a little. It was sort of funny because I was expecting p0rn0, I got a lame stick figure thingy instead.


bemusedsoulsbemusedsouls

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Ohhhkaaay... that was odd...

I give you credit for being weird enough to make this.

But my ears are bleeding and my brain just leaked thru my nose.


EONEON

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

What the hell are you doing to my poor speakers??!

there are TOO many people on NG like you, and thats TOO many.


MirokuSamaMirokuSama

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is the new way of newgrounds.

Man that was insane!


YutodsynpYutodsynp

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

GOOD GOD, MAN!

You have an odd sense of humor... Somewhere, inside my mind, I liked it, sadly... Perhaps, if you had gave it a better title? Also, I can't seem to decide whether you're one of those deeply disturbed, yet interesting people, or just a fucking retard. Either way, I'd honestly like to see what your dreams and nightmares consist of.

_SynP


KasugaKasuga

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Hmm... I may be the only one saying this...

I actually kind of liked that. Call me messed-up,but I can relate to the senseless mass of violent imagery. I know this is gonna get blammed by others, but with better graphics I think this could've been something.


Limited3ditionLimited3dition

Rated 5 / 5 stars

yopu are teh brilliant

Fiery fury says:

Now i've had it with this bullshit! u come here and submit this crap as if u were the king of the world! maybe ur thinking: "hhhmmm... maybe i should submit this crap 'cause they'll probably let it thru the portal..." Listen to me: U CANNOT DO THIS TO US! NG is not a site made for holding ur stupid dumb-ass cartoons! Make better cartoons and have better sound... well now its probably too late... I've already sent the russian mafia after u... CYA IN HELL!!!!!!!

lol @ noobs


heebzheebz

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

woah..

i just shat and pissed and puked everywhere!...
awesome!


UglyBastardUglyBastard

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Brilliant

Usally, alot of hentai lovers can't take a joke, because it is hurting their "precious" hentai! OMG, the world has ended for them!

5


podderspodders

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Wow, atleat it made me laugh..

oookkkk.. that might of actually been slightly scary if you worked on the drawings a little. Wasnt much animation eaither. And was that sound supposed to be scary?! Btw i love your responses, such a noob it makes me laugh :D and how does having a profile have anything to do with reviewing flash movies. Carnt you come up with more creative responces or are you just a total retard?

Now i see why you got turd of the week. Im suprised that didnt get blammed actually. Ohwell.. what a shame.


hewhosmokesbitcheshewhosmokesbitches

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Wow

That was a complete masterpiece keep up the good work.


XSunbeamXXSunbeamX

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

hm..

HAHA I like how you use the title to lure in the unsuspecting victim and then they're hit with a shock. If you spruced up the animation maybe it could be something really great.


vermin9vermin9

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Now thats pawning the pervs

haha that was so fun, I can't believe everyone gets so upset, and not only "OMG u SuCkzorszz***" there were alot of "serious" reviews as well haha.
If you view this work in an artistik view, not thinking of the title of the flash it's a whole lot better then many many flashes out in newgrounds, the only reason you guys don't complain about them is because you don't even bother looking at them.
People.. if you are pervs (which, even if you try to deny it, you are if you play hentai quiz, at least from a normal persons view ) why are you so incapable of making fun of your pervertism?
Just the fact that you get upset is just showing that you don't get it that it's not normal to be a pervert.. but please keep writing those well thought comments of how this flash is dragging down the entire newgrounds, please keep going... cause I sure as hell get a good laugh out of it.


anewdiseaseanewdisease

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

hmmm I personally enjoyed it

don't get why everyone hated it


Brainstew54Brainstew54

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I thought it was funny

I actually thought it was just so stupid it was funny. Sure it was pretty much crap, but it made me laugh. And a nice title.


GoneColdenGoneColden

Rated 5 / 5 stars

OMFGWTFLOLOLOL!!!11111one

OMFG!! Th15 15n'T H3nT41!!! OMFG!!

lol, googd work man, im voting ten on this cuz
1. I feel like it
2. its got a bad score
3. I feel like it, again.


AlaN333AlaN333

Rated 3 / 5 stars

sik dude

mitve liked it if it wernt for the sound doesnt deserve turd of the week tho!


OmegaAxisOmegaAxis

Rated 5 / 5 stars

heh...hehehe....hehehehehe

I love these submissions. Anyone who actually clicks on this link and actually expects to see porn is...just...bad...

Seriously though, i'm tired of all the porn on newgrounds for the 12 year olds out there. Maybe this will drive them away.

Good work!


Skippy-The-JesterSkippy-The-Jester

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

! Two Green Hairy Smelly Thumbs Up !

Hey Hey! I thought this flash was great in the sense of humour department. But then again I laugh at molding cheese. *Sighs*
But no really, very funny title, I only clicked on this flash because of it's award. I SWEAR !!!
The humour and sneaky trick here reminded me of Andy Kaufman's humour. And boy do we need more Kaufman's around. Oh wait... then everyone would be dying of Cancer. Hmmmmm....

I thought the animations were ok, I liked the part where the screen went to a bunch of text saying "Flash animation sucks!", I got a laugh out of that. Hell it was better than I could ever do! And
-D4rkstar-, just keep this in mind, it was a lot better than probably most of these complete NG nerds could ever do.
I'm sure you've got some real talent stored up there, you should dedicate some time to a flash. Would love to see what you could come up with, with that funny twisted mind of yours! Anyways I'm off to go eat the green sticky stuff stuck under the front sink... till again!
*Tips His Jester Hat*


demonlord6696demonlord6696

Rated 4 / 5 stars

BRAVO!!!!!

Now that was original!!!!! Its like u were trying to piss off all the idiots who love to overrate crappy flash......and it worked! This is genius!!! Bad sound, bad art, and not much effort = GREAT! Do another real soon!!!!!!


The-DaveThe-Dave

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Oh.. my .. god..

Its almost like watching that video on The Ring.. except when someone calls they are going to say "seven seconds" really really slow so by the time they are done saying it yur dead.. fuck.


im-biggyim-biggy

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Keep this thing alive!

Yes, everything sucked but it served it's purpose well...

the trashy look is stylish, the sound suited the animation, despite I having to get a new pair of speakers and your humour is dark yet enjoyable.

My only complaint is to mix the sound a bit better... you don't need to do go to such lengths to get the same reaction out of people...

otherwise, great job. i'm gonna vote 5 to keep this thing alive.


alucardmishimaalucardmishima

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Funny

It was HORRIBLE! But for some weird reason i can't stop laughing. I can tell some effort was put into it by the way it was made. It was done well with an intention to make it look crappy.


cykotiqcykotiq

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Yay.

I must say, you've developed a very own style. Somehow, although it "looks like shit" according to some, I actually van appreciate pieces of experimentalism like this. What's that sound, it sounds like a C8 record with a tremendous amount of distortion. Yeah. Well. I'm one of those sick shits, probably.


Marko795Marko795

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Ha ha ha

At first i was like wtf. Then after all i could do was laugh at the guy. lol


Crono-HybridCrono-Hybrid

Rated 2 / 5 stars

well..

You my Friend have a dark mind and I guess you needed to get all that shit out by making this flash.


mechoman444mechoman444

Rated 0 / 5 stars

I.... lost... am running away

I don't even know what to say to that. No really I don't. I can't even call it crappy. Its more... annoying then anything. So... ya. I guess try a plot line... maybe start with no sound. I donno dude!


IAMSHUGOIAMSHUGO

Rated 5 / 5 stars

hehe!

Well, after seeing all ur blams and crap, I felt that you may want a good score! So, here! *hands u good score* YAY! Go whatsyouface!XD Have fun flashing(that sounds so wrong)!


midnightstealthxpmidnightstealthxp

Rated 5 / 5 stars

yep...yet another blow to those perverts...

lol...they thought they were going to get to see some boobies...


C-d0gC-d0g

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Turd of the week? I've seen worse.

Actually, this is pretty horrifying. The sketchy animation style and roaring noise with the kiddie tune in the background really gets to you.

I'm actually kind of surprised this got turd of the week.


RedOctoberRedOctober

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

not exactly BAD

that wasn't exactly a bad flash, it did have a great horror potential, the sound gave me chills. *shudder*

being scared isnt the greatest feeling but making something that commands your feelings in such a way is an accomplishment.


RaiserRaiser

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

^^

i never thought that something as crap as this could be so funny lol
all the hentai lovers thought there would be anime porn quiz instead they find this :DD


RV0RV0

Rated 1 / 5 stars

hehe..

I see why this got the turd of the week.. quite funny actually..
a BIG dissappointment for those who think its porn XD


PhantomSh1terPhantomSh1ter

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

holy shit i almost had a seizure

Although it's turd, I was laughing my fuckin ass off. The sound was so funny, and "flash is a shitty program don't use it" cracked me up. And that little purple guy yelling... aahahahah . 10 for funny but still, it's turd. Funny shit though.


Funky-MonkeysFunky-Monkeys

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Reminded Me Of The Video On &quot;The Ring.&quot;

It seriously did, man..........Freaky....................

Graphics: Tidy them up a bit. 2/5
Violence: Fucked up, man...... 5/5
Sexual Conyent: Nothing sexual but the title. 1/5
Humor: Read 'Violence' 5/5

Overall: Funny. Keep it up. 3/5

P.S. BTW, I didn't come here because of the titla, just because it was 'Turd f the Week' ^. ^;;


Old-Style-ClockOld-Style-Clock

Rated 3 / 5 stars

it was cool

coolness man i enjoyed it the music was funny and so was the flash please keep these coming man...


fuji2fuji2

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Nice!!..but wheres tha PORN?? lol

HEHE... i liked it
but i would have liked it more if it wasporn :D
anyway man..keep these comin


bigmacattack7bigmacattack7

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Fuckin crazy

personally i dont see why every keeps sayn this sucks... i think its pretty good, definatly fucked up but good. nice job psyco


psychoheadrushpsychoheadrush

Rated 3 / 5 stars

It wuz ok

And it was also pretty funny lol!


neighborhood-plasticneighborhood-plastic

Rated 3 / 5 stars

wow

that was. fucking amazing. in some strange way.


supernooblolsupernooblol

Rated 4 / 5 stars

twisted, horrifying, LOL!!

dude, that is freaky shit! This can actually qualify as a scare flash you know. 4/5 for you man, and you didn't have to use a picture of a living room with a scary face popping up every 20 seconds


I-AM-KHALAJANI-AM-KHALAJAN

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Funny

The point of this was to make fun of the hentai viewing public.


MafewMafew

Rated 4 / 5 stars

:S

I thought it was quite amusing...


EK-DUDEEK-DUDE

Rated 3 / 5 stars

.......very disterbing

that was scary


123456789qwerty123456789qwerty

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Lol

It was the funniest turd of the week ive seen.


LarmonteLarmonte

Rated 4 / 5 stars

...different

I liked it. I had to turn the volume off though. This flash will haunt my dreams for many nights to come. Thanx.


bear-ratbear-rat

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome

Dude, you rock. That flash was amazing. You totally kicked the shit outta those little perverts. You get a 5 man. lol, I can just imagine it, some kid sees that and immediately clicks on it then drops their pants only to hear this buzzing sound loud as fuck. So awesome. that one kid was pissed. lol!


KrugKrug

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This = Better than sex

Wow. Just wow. 5 for you good sir. <3


BurgyPooBurgyPoo

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Another One!

I am excited to see another one of these "Fake Hentai" games.
I saw it in turd of the week, so I had to see how bad it was.
I personally think that you could have pulled off naming it "The Ring 2" or something and gotten a perfect score.
That was sick and twisted.
I just loved it!


Tom-SpectreTom-Spectre

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Bah.

Figures the last guy would steal my "The Ring" reference.

My only critizism: Why would you publish and post so many flash movies if you don't like using flash?

I've never understood why so many people out there even waste their time in making terrible flash animations... knowing that they are disgustingly unfunny and pointless... and then post them here on Newgrounds to only receive poorly written reviews and ever more negative ratings.

Fetish? Thirst for abuse?

I'll never figure this out on my own.

Have fun making your unskilled animations. There can only be one Strawberry clock. And even he has taste.


MeglomaniacMeglomaniac

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Cool

That is actually really cool, love it


Tha-MiTha-Mi

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Well...

I get your point, you can't use flash. I found the attention grabbing title vaguely amusing as well.
Woah....
.....
...so much blood....


Crackhead-JohnCrackhead-John

Rated 2 / 5 stars

That was so bad...

That I found it strangly funny and amusing... Go figure...


PeppermintRooPeppermintRoo

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I tip my hat to you...sort of

Don't get me wrong, this is one of the worst flash videos I've ever seen. But I liked it quite a bit. The concept ammused me. It made me chuckle. Everything about it sucked, but the creator intended it to. It was a statement, albeit a little immature. I would have given it an 8 or a 9 had the creator not been such an attention whore with the name.


gorg100gorg100

Rated 1 / 5 stars

o.k.

that was a really desturbing flash. But guess it was good for a few laughs.


PuffermanPufferman

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Pretty bad, but I got a smirk out of it.

You don't click on turd of the week and not expect to see a piece of shit movie, but frankly as far as 'bad for the sake of being bad' movies go, this one was half decent. I'm rating this movie based on how good a job the author did at making the movie abrasive and painful to watch keeping in mind I won't rate above 5 out of 10 for intentionally bad movies. Keep up the obnoxious and deceptively titled work.


MastaC0okMastaC0ok

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Dude...

That was the BEST FUGGIN TURD OF THE WEEK EVAZ! W00TZ0RZ
YOU PWN3D ALL T3h N00bi3s p0ssi13le. YOU R0CKZ0rz in my s0ckz0rz

I pwnz!


BillyMonksBillyMonks

Rated 5 / 5 stars

HAHAHAHAHA

This is the best movie known to mankind.


TruebornNMCTruebornNMC

Rated 3 / 5 stars

It hurts so good

This made me piss my pants with laughter, but my speakers curse your family 1000 times.


SchwimpsSchwimps

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

XD

XD Horrible review. Don't care! Can't stop laughing!


TheLeonessTheLeoness

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Way To Piss Off The Newgrounders.

I see you are exploiting almost everyone's tendency to take things way too seriously around here.

This certainly is not deserving of a Turd-o-the-Week award, but I guess it's all about numbers.

Its kind of strangely interesting and engaging (compared to a lot of the same old crap I've seen come through the Portal). I thought it was funny in an odd sort of way.

BTW, I had headphones on but I don't blast my volume so my ears were fine after viewing this. Kiddies, you shouldn't have your sound up that loud when you're on the internet, especially if you're perusing pr0n sites behind mommy and daddy's back (some loud moaning might come out of your speakers when you don't expect it).


TokkanjinTokkanjin

Rated 3 / 5 stars

lol

This may not be a masterpiece, but its obvious intention was to annoy people, and in that it has definitely suceeded and should definitely get some credit for it


TheREALCrackMonkeyTheREALCrackMonkey

Rated 5 / 5 stars

XD!!!!!!!!!!

Deliciously funny! This is getting a bad rating cause the perverts are missing their cartoon action (honestly, they're cartoons retards). THAT WAS GREAT!


High-Flyer11High-Flyer11

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

yup

what do you people expect, it was the turd of the week, so of course its going to be crappy. secondly, if your speakers weren't so high then they wouldn't have been blown, so some people need hearing aids so their speakers don't blow. it wasn't the worst turd of the week i've seen


InsomneInsomne

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great!

This is absolutly magnificent, something Jesus Christ himself would crap his pants in sight of. The graphics blend so beautifully into the background and create a vivid and colorful collage of colors. The sound sounds incredibly realistic, but gets a LITTLE rough about half-way through the Flash, but I'm certainly not complaining! This is a great movie, all my 5 are belong to this!


lightbulbclocklightbulbclock

Rated 3 / 5 stars

o fucking k

that is the weirdist thing eva im sat here in my shit now


dieneddiedieneddie

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

as far as style goes...

this was great!.. it could win the TURNER ART AWARD.. i really did appreciate it


hard-core-harryhard-core-harry

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Meh...

Not as bad as some other "turds" on this site. It actually kind of reminds me of something that would go into a modern art exhibit (or the DSM-IV). The sound could use some improvement though. I'm not going to blam this, since it would probably bring it into negative numbers and implode onto itself like a neutron star.


RespectMyAuthorityRespectMyAuthority

Rated 5 / 5 stars

FUCKING AWESOME!

i know everyone else said this shit is crap.....and it is....BUT WHAT THE HELL!!!!! FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!


Piss5121Piss5121

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Holy... fucking... shit.

That was the strangest thing...


SabretonSabreton

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Oh...kay......

Dude this was so trippy


ItchyBarracudaItchyBarracuda

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I was literally in tears laughing

I always have fun finding the worst rated submissions and seeing what they're like, especially the Turds of the Week. I always get a kick out of them. They don't take themselves seriously yet everyone else does. I love the reponses you give to reviews as well, I fell out of my chair at the "YO DAWG, I GOTS DE PLATINUM CHAAAINS!!!" XD XD XD

Can't say your work is great but, it sure makes me laugh


cr0mcr0m

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I love this flash

Because no one else likes it. I think outside the box. the graphics were cool, but the sound takes a toll on the ears. 3/5 8/10


MirrorLinkMirrorLink

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Lol

You could have done something better with your time, that's all i have to say.


tentzusagatentzusaga

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

CREEEPY

It reminds me of puppy whirl, but the sounds arent as good.
W00T!! T3H R4NDOMNESS!!!


j0xij0xi

Rated 5 / 5 stars

cool,,,

is that you legendary frog?
u sort of remind me of strawberry clock....
u know what i mean... lol..


joeyjoejoshabadoojoeyjoejoshabadoo

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Heheh

Okay, this was bad, but it's the kind of bad that just cracks me up. It's the sort of thing I would probably do.

I mean, I don't think graphics are so important if it's got a good story, it could be like an animated comic strip or something.


EagleRockEagleRock

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Interesting...

Made me laugh my ass off. All my 5 r belong to this solely on your powers of hilarity.


SavanniSavanni

Rated 4 / 5 stars

scared me for a sec in the beginning

lol i had a The Ring sorta feeling.


Dumbass-RhapsodyDumbass-Rhapsody

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

XDDDD

Damn. That was so funny it made me crack up. I had to watch that movie OVER AND OVER AND OVER again. :D

It's not bad like most people think. I think it's just your style of things.


Grinningdemon46Grinningdemon46

Rated 5 / 5 stars

wow

ummm.....i'd like to thank the person who created the mute button and, wow that proves how much you hate the flash program, huh. i give it a 10/10 for showing such hatred. keep up the good work!


ButzboPrudButzboPrud

Rated 2 / 5 stars

it deserves turd.

i was waiting something like this for the name, ultimately that's being predictable, the flash sucked, and it was made to suck, so i don't think i should explain that. about the flash,the horrible and insane animation made me laugh, i watched it two times... feel good for it!!!!
(and it was really violent)


hypersomniaxhypersomniax

Rated 5 / 5 stars

HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHa

this is like something i would do. but you guys for got the ninjas.


Espien000Espien000

Rated 5 / 5 stars

almost made me relapse

i was freakin out because of past hallucinations but this is still fuckin awesome
im gonna go watch it again!


Belgarion-enternalBelgarion-enternal

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Funny

The best thing about these movies are the reviews!!

But you made it even better with your replies!!! :) :) :)


SrikeSrike

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

heh

ok. im officially disturbed now. that was scary .


S-KS-K

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

star syndicate... hehe got to review this again

For the newbs out there this is your classic SS example of:

1. make a wtf movie for the hell of it

2. get the syndicate to protect it

3. lol at the angry reviews not in their little circle of friends who don't understand how it survived

4. Profit

There is no meaning to it beyond the lolz for the maker and his friends, hell he might even have skills outside of this movie! Just consider this movie and any similar ones like the ADHD dunce kid in a classroom who won't stfu... good for lolz at the time but not much else


CobraSwordXCobraSwordX

Rated 2 / 5 stars

sound hurts

you need to rethink your sound issues


LadyXLadyX

Rated 0 / 5 stars

wow, that was bad

glad that i turned my speakers down. the sound is awful, the graphics are bad. there is absolutly no point in this flash. well, besides the "woohooo, i want to piss off people"-point, of course.


skull765skull765

Rated 0 / 5 stars

? get a like the kkitty krew is better any day

lets just put it this way i would rather destroy my computer then listen to the pieace of **** ever again and plus the kitty krew makes them actually funny not lameany1 listening to this u should take my word and turn speakers down


mariofreak038mariofreak038

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You sir

..Are the greatest flash artist who ever lived!!!


ShinHayuShinHayu

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

ok seriously

i find most it amusing but dam that sound is really annoying


0op0opman0op0opman

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

lol

For a second there I really thought i had a virus but still i honesty found it quite innoying so a 3/10


darthnellydarthnelly

Rated 1 / 5 stars

OK...

Im being kind when I give that a 2. Simply because you know what a tween is (not that you know how to use it, mind). I'm not going to pretend that I'm a better animator, but its the same with sports. You know you cant do any better but you know they're crap at it.

nuff said


The-Flaming-DeathThe-Flaming-Death

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Yet another...

I looked at the rating and knew it was a joke, but yet another "game" with no siezure warning. Someone could have a siezure from that. Put in a warning at least.


LeoG5LeoG5

Rated 4 / 5 stars

haha!

you guys are classic...I wish more people on newgrounds had a sense of humor like you


KwingKwing

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Random

What the hell??? LOLZ...


gamekillereatergamekillereater

Rated 0 / 5 stars

*sigh*

This is like the dumbest joke ever, i mean come on. Only a picture showing "loading" but you even take the time to write a decent comment so people wouldn't know that this is just plain spam. Oh yeah, next time you do this kind of joke....nah, just don't.....


FligoudigouFligoudigou

Rated 5 / 5 stars

OMG LOL

HAHAHA sooooo good XD that's what happens when you look for porn on newgrounds ... btw Duckshirt your flash is rly popular at my school lol


d3andegoselfd3andegoself

Rated 5 / 5 stars

jajaja

ok, I deserve that...


yip345yip345

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

WARNING: An S.S. Movie!

Ok, this is what you get if you find this looking for hentai. But I'd thought I'd spoil the surprise by saying it's not. If you're still going to watch it, be sure to turn the sound down because it's a very loud 'overdrive white noise' voice sound. The animation wasn't that creepy, so it's not so bad. The animation was though. Bloody aweful.


tailsfanatictailsfanatic

Rated 0 / 5 stars

hm...

What you need to do, is get a story, a character, a conflict, a joke, satire, or something that people find entertaining! Then it would be a good movie!


seifer1010seifer1010

Rated 4 / 5 stars

interesting...

kudos to you my friend.


MechalordMechalord

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Simply EPic

All hail the Star Syndicate.


AkihoriAkihori

Rated 5 / 5 stars

LOL

U got me


luiscute13luiscute13

Rated 5 / 5 stars

yeah Kill That Blue Dude

KILLL IIIT!!!!!!!!!!


ErichoEricho

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Couldn't see it

Well, I guess not all members of the Star Syndicate have to have "Star" in their name. I was expecting something fairly crude and it wasn't in that term. At least you gave me good instructions on running away from this. I liked the bright colors, but that was pretty much it in this. Congradulations on having such a large difference between the average review score and the voting score. You got a Turd Of The Week either way, though.

This is under the "Spam" genre for good reason. You definitley accomplished your goal of creating spam. As I guess this is what your organization strives for, you have done your kind good. I can't really make any suggestions to improve it, because it already accomplishes what it needs to well. Happy award, I guess.

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