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11-12-04 – 05-11-12

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Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Nice work -D4rkstar-

I don't see too many werid movies like this anymore. this was well made but the sound was very annoying like a lotta other movies with speaker killer sound.

This reminds me of some of somebody's work. The movie gave me a nice quick chuckle and the annoying sounds did'nt seem to bother me too much.

Good but not great.


Rated 3 / 5 stars


I think this was ment to be violent and disturbing... GOOD JOB! (if that was your goal.) Anywho, what was with the speakers. I thought my headphones were busted... I had a freaking heart attack! I thought my head was going to explode! OMG! But nice job making an utterly disturbing and violent cartoon! *laughing* It was pretty good... But you should have made the sound better... Unless it was supposed to be like that crappy sound in that weird movie in The Ring or something like that... Anyways, next time... Make something better... It was fairly good... Did you really make this with your eyes closed? HOLY CRAP! But... If that was really made while your eyes were closed, I gotta give you a shit-l;oad of credit; and believe me... A shitload is a lot... All in all... Fairly good... Tomorrow... I will vote a three or four on this...


Rated 5 / 5 stars

i'm confused

have a five



Rated 5 / 5 stars


orgasm #2


Rated 2 / 5 stars




Rated 5 / 5 stars

i wish my crappy animations could do the same lol

your awesome uhh kinda lol


Rated 0 / 5 stars


This may be news to you, but you can't get turd of the week by changing a submission after it has already passed judgment. Thanks for the protect point, too.


Rated 5 / 5 stars



im speechless, this is like 235% better than your previous movies and those were great


Rated 2 / 5 stars

You know what's even better than the video?

All the comments. :p

I think it's hilarious, seeing people think you've changed the video (since you haven't) when all you have really changed is the name and description to get more views.

The video wasn't that great, obviously, but something about the reactions it's getting is. .... I think I'm deaf now.


Rated 2 / 5 stars

hehe, well no shit you guys...

haha, nice man, i mean, the fact is if this really was one of those stupid hentai things, hed know youd all see it, and as for me...i was bored...


Rated 0 / 5 stars

been done 2 many times already

compared to me, that was decent seeing as how i dont know how to make animations, but compared 2 everything else on NG, not only was it bad, it was unoriginal(and i've seen stuff just like this that was better, so im not mad that i dint see some nude cartoon ), so go ahead & put flashes by me none, i dont really care, jus lettin you and other ppl know that this basically amounts to a plea for attention (compared to most other NG movies & games, not me).


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

OH my gog that was awsome

Judging by the name, and the fact that the review was saying that this was gay... I knew that me, my Midget Slave Ralphus and my three eyed grandmother would like it... we sat down, watched this great great great funny masterpiece of work and laughed, cryed and even masturbated a little!

The fact that your not famous... is beyond me!

Continue your work, I love you

Badgerman 8




"The Next Scampi"


Rated 5 / 5 stars



Nice movie, by the way.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


That is so awesome i really like the second girl ;) if ya know what i mean.......YOU ARE A GOD haha


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Hand this flash into a laboratory. It started opening a portal through time as the sound waves mixed with the flash content.

Other than that, good. Just don't let the government hear about it.

End communication.


Rated 3 / 5 stars


what was that supost to be about?


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Genius before its time...

Genius before its time man, way to go. crazy shit.

snoochie boochies!


Rated 3 / 5 stars


normally i go to these so called "porn" submissions just so i can rag on the dude that made it. Woah was i surprised when i saw the crazy shit that went on when i hit the play button. *shrugs* i thought it was good :-p ROMG lets get pissed because it wasn't actually CARTOON GENITALIA ;-P

on a side note, i had my speakers turned up w/out knowing it and about shit my pants when that noise came on :p


Rated 5 / 5 stars


This is the funniest thing i've ever seen.
Man i was looking for some good girl on girl action, and then this passes on.

No seriously, before I read all the other reviews for this movie, i was going to say "wtf happened to the porn?", but then reading their reviews and whining about blowing out their speakers,.... that just made it funny.

P.s. Run away as fast as you can,.... man funny


Rated 5 / 5 stars


hilarious ass shit right here! loved it! my speakers and cat didnt though.......


Rated 5 / 5 stars



but seriously i thought you blew out my headphones.

not kidding it was really funny. I'm not even being sarcastic...but every time i say its funny i sound even more i'm gonna stop now

it was funny.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


I love it when people make these kind of flashes. I think they're funny. Although i did have the volume up WAY to much because this thing was annoying in sound.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Why am I giving you a perfect score? Because I can.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


That hurty my earzys, but it was scary and i liked it.


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

you lied to us....

there ain't no girls in this!!! just a bunch of poorly drawn images of various disturbing things....go i just about crapped my pants....


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Surprisingly I liked it

You know it could have been a better name. But in a weird sorta way I liked it.


Rated 0 / 5 stars


anyone who finds this to be a work of art have not yet seen the other million flashes passed in daily that work just like this. As funny as it is sometimes, seeing it too many time get sickening. I may not be a flash artist, but I am a critique. Before you go whipping out the "no flash card" think about it. I understand there are people who enjoy this, but sit down watching these, review andcritique and then wonder "Do i want these overwhelming Newgrounds?" I commend you though that it did actually pass and despite my low score you obviously did something that appealed to the percentage of people on here. Maybe you flashed "Vote 5" subliminally on there LOL. Good Luck man, you are somewhat a good artist.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


i voted high on this, because its honestly the best thing ive seen here in a while. i absolutely loved it. on several occasions ive submitted stuff to newgrounds of a similar caliber. and they all got blammed! so im quite pleased to see that this passed. its marvelous,,,, simply marvelous...... and the sound is great, its a very pleasing sort of fuzzy distortion sound... quite nice really. thank you for brightening my day. keep it up mate.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

damn man

that was morbid and disturbing as hell man, the sounds and the animations made it look like the user was going to die after the flash was over. this was fuckin awesome man.


Rated 0 / 5 stars


There's an author by the name of Somebody, aka Juho, who does animations like this... except, well, they're done exceptionally well. Take some inspiration from him and put a little more time into your stuff... even if it's just supposed to be freaky and stupid, it can be freaky, stupid, and really good.


Rated 2 / 5 stars


the sound... it sounds very unsafe.. this is a wierd flash and i'm surprised that it survived... it's very short too... and random. you need to work on a lot of stuff here..


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Man... lured in by animated naughty bits again....

Although I did find it interesting... I suppose the desired effect would be similiar to that of watching the video from The Ring at 3 in the morning... prehaps some sound other than...whatever the hell that was... sounded kinda like someone going OOOOOOH really loud way to close to their microphone.... don't forget that the only sound in the video came off as either not right or otherworldly... tell me you don't hear the EERERERHERHENRENR noise right now? You know the one...


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I was generous cuz it was funny

I thought it was funny! BAHAHAHA!!!! SNIZZLE FRAZZY!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Blue pretty sky

I'm was going to be something...can you see?...they're all watching...


Rated 5 / 5 stars



Rated 5 / 5 stars


Short random and brainwashing just the way i like it! But the static sounds really ruined my ears lol.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Talented guy.

I haven't quite wrapped my head around using flash to make animations, other then for slideshows at this point. I have been watching the progression of flash for some time though.

You have talent, and will likely produce something great. This will not be it. No one will remember it anyways. Nice touch with the 0 flash in the reviews.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

HAHA. Nice

LOL your flashes are always funny. The sound hurt my ears a little but it was still awesome.


Rated 2 / 5 stars


Note style's higher than graphics. Sound was awful - but it's supposed to be. I get the point of it, but still didn't much like it. It's very angry, innit?


Rated 5 / 5 stars


yeah that's a turd of the week in newgrounds terms but damn my speakers still hurt from that.... you need to apologize to them.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


i loved it make another one plz. I want you too keep in mind tho i am drunk and i am seeing more colors then i ever have known existed that is from sumin i dont rember tho. Make more plz DO IT


Rated 5 / 5 stars

too many questions!!!! nice +1+s........!!!!

way too many questions not so bad though true hentai experts would have no prob i beat it in 20 mins just ha dto use google some


Rated 3 / 5 stars


The music in the background was so ANNOYING!lol,the animation wasnt too great either,needs improvement,keep up the good work!



Rated 2 / 5 stars


My eyes and ears hurt. This movie kind of reminds me of The Ring. Am I going to die in seven days?


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


Actually sorta scary...

I'm confused... was this a joke? Just something you made to laugh at all the reviews you recieved?


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

You might make a good xtreme/noisecore artist!

That movie was somehow scary.. the combination of the music and death animation was somewhat disturbing to the senses. It probably got turd of the week mainly because of the music, but personally I think if you put some sort of rythmical quality into that, you would be making real music known as noisecore and xtremecore. Such an example (also my favorite xtremecore artist) is Nihil Fist.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

You Guys ave no Idea how Cool this is!

That sucked so bad it gets a 10!

Where can I download the soundtrack?


Rated 2 / 5 stars


flash IS a crappy animation program. I concur, but what do you recommend instead?


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I gotta admit....this was good.

I don't usually write good reviews but this shit was great. It was so bad it was good. Good job, you kinda don't/do deserve the title of "Turd". It's a good balance.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Very interesting

I have to say, there really was some style to that. Almost like modern art. It deviated from other flash movies and had a confusion of colors. Never knew what was going to happen.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

hey, this movie is good!

the greatest secret of this movie: how it passed under judgment? had you sold your soul to devil? had you talked to god? please, tell me!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


that was cool
seriously, it made me feel something that only a few flash movies so far have done.
proof that it isn't always about how it looks or sounds, it's the overall feeling


Rated 3 / 5 stars


Nicely disturbed.
I like it.


Rated 1 / 5 stars


Wow, I actually found it funny. Pretty humorous turd of the week.

I have to rate it low, because it obviously don't fit any half decent expectations on what a flash movie sould be, but it still was worth a laugh.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Best. Shit. Ever.

Truly, you are a genius. These... peons just don't understand a true masterpeice when they see one.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

why the hell is there a line here anyway

you would have gotten a 10 if i wasnt in the mood for a horny hentai quiz.! you bastard! i wanted hentai!


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I'm not sure if this is worthy of the 'Turd of the Week' award. I've seen much worse this/last week. Even though it was seriously messed up, it had a very strange and eerie aspect to it. It kinda reminded me of the videotape on 'Ring'. If you were to up the graphics and put some more eerie stuff in, (not necessarily random), I would rate it much higher.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


You just know people dont like it because they wanted hentai, and you fucked with them. Anyway, im a huge fan of flash movies like this :D


Rated 2 / 5 stars


That was on the creep side. Just a little. . . ;)


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Random flashes are the best. Congrats on your turd.



Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


That could have possibly been the funniest thing I've ever seen.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


First of all. Yes this is turd of the week.
So I should probably be rating this thing all 0's and leaving some kind of sarcastic comment.

But I wont?
Because as crap as this thing is, it made me laugh histerically. Its so irrelevant and full of anger and frustration at Flash. I nearly shat myself this morning from giggling at it.

But if you really look at this, there is a deeper meaning. Darkstar made this cartoon out of frustration. And I feel his pain. Flash is a gruesomely frustrating program.

And that is why I rated this a 7.
Because I think most Flash artists can feel the annoyance this poor man is going through, and despite it, he still made this hilarious.

That is all. Foogle doogle.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Interesting name...

otherwise... pretty good


Rated 0 / 5 stars


For some god awful reason I liked that.... and I think I will have nightmares now... very unintentionaly artistic...


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Holy shit!!

Now that was insane and creepy but i fucking loved it.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Astouding... Really astouding... Creepy and freaky atmosphere... the SOUND man, scared the shit outta me... Anfd the title is the best shit ever.

Man I'm giving you a 7, you sick fuck. You deserve to be on front page instead of all that bullshit. THAT was GRAND.

I am only slightly sarcastic here... Of course it was shitty, but it was still better than most of what I see... More freaky than the so called horror flashes, not long winded... Great title.



Rated 5 / 5 stars


yeah..that was hot...i enjoyed it. kudos


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


It wasn't too good. I just put sound:7, because it sort of scared me a little. It was sort of funny because I was expecting p0rn0, I got a lame stick figure thingy instead.


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Ohhhkaaay... that was odd...

I give you credit for being weird enough to make this.

But my ears are bleeding and my brain just leaked thru my nose.


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

What the hell are you doing to my poor speakers??!

there are TOO many people on NG like you, and thats TOO many.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is the new way of newgrounds.

Man that was insane!


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


You have an odd sense of humor... Somewhere, inside my mind, I liked it, sadly... Perhaps, if you had gave it a better title? Also, I can't seem to decide whether you're one of those deeply disturbed, yet interesting people, or just a fucking retard. Either way, I'd honestly like to see what your dreams and nightmares consist of.



Rated 2 / 5 stars

Hmm... I may be the only one saying this...

I actually kind of liked that. Call me messed-up,but I can relate to the senseless mass of violent imagery. I know this is gonna get blammed by others, but with better graphics I think this could've been something.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

yopu are teh brilliant

Fiery fury says:

Now i've had it with this bullshit! u come here and submit this crap as if u were the king of the world! maybe ur thinking: "hhhmmm... maybe i should submit this crap 'cause they'll probably let it thru the portal..." Listen to me: U CANNOT DO THIS TO US! NG is not a site made for holding ur stupid dumb-ass cartoons! Make better cartoons and have better sound... well now its probably too late... I've already sent the russian mafia after u... CYA IN HELL!!!!!!!

lol @ noobs


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


i just shat and pissed and puked everywhere!...


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Usally, alot of hentai lovers can't take a joke, because it is hurting their "precious" hentai! OMG, the world has ended for them!



Rated 0 / 5 stars

Wow, atleat it made me laugh..

oookkkk.. that might of actually been slightly scary if you worked on the drawings a little. Wasnt much animation eaither. And was that sound supposed to be scary?! Btw i love your responses, such a noob it makes me laugh :D and how does having a profile have anything to do with reviewing flash movies. Carnt you come up with more creative responces or are you just a total retard?

Now i see why you got turd of the week. Im suprised that didnt get blammed actually. Ohwell.. what a shame.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


That was a complete masterpiece keep up the good work.


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


HAHA I like how you use the title to lure in the unsuspecting victim and then they're hit with a shock. If you spruced up the animation maybe it could be something really great.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Now thats pawning the pervs

haha that was so fun, I can't believe everyone gets so upset, and not only "OMG u SuCkzorszz***" there were alot of "serious" reviews as well haha.
If you view this work in an artistik view, not thinking of the title of the flash it's a whole lot better then many many flashes out in newgrounds, the only reason you guys don't complain about them is because you don't even bother looking at them.
People.. if you are pervs (which, even if you try to deny it, you are if you play hentai quiz, at least from a normal persons view ) why are you so incapable of making fun of your pervertism?
Just the fact that you get upset is just showing that you don't get it that it's not normal to be a pervert.. but please keep writing those well thought comments of how this flash is dragging down the entire newgrounds, please keep going... cause I sure as hell get a good laugh out of it.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

hmmm I personally enjoyed it

don't get why everyone hated it


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I thought it was funny

I actually thought it was just so stupid it was funny. Sure it was pretty much crap, but it made me laugh. And a nice title.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


OMFG!! Th15 15n'T H3nT41!!! OMFG!!

lol, googd work man, im voting ten on this cuz
1. I feel like it
2. its got a bad score
3. I feel like it, again.


Rated 3 / 5 stars

sik dude

mitve liked it if it wernt for the sound doesnt deserve turd of the week tho!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I love these submissions. Anyone who actually clicks on this link and actually expects to see porn is...just...bad...

Seriously though, i'm tired of all the porn on newgrounds for the 12 year olds out there. Maybe this will drive them away.

Good work!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

! Two Green Hairy Smelly Thumbs Up !

Hey Hey! I thought this flash was great in the sense of humour department. But then again I laugh at molding cheese. *Sighs*
But no really, very funny title, I only clicked on this flash because of it's award. I SWEAR !!!
The humour and sneaky trick here reminded me of Andy Kaufman's humour. And boy do we need more Kaufman's around. Oh wait... then everyone would be dying of Cancer. Hmmmmm....

I thought the animations were ok, I liked the part where the screen went to a bunch of text saying "Flash animation sucks!", I got a laugh out of that. Hell it was better than I could ever do! And
-D4rkstar-, just keep this in mind, it was a lot better than probably most of these complete NG nerds could ever do.
I'm sure you've got some real talent stored up there, you should dedicate some time to a flash. Would love to see what you could come up with, with that funny twisted mind of yours! Anyways I'm off to go eat the green sticky stuff stuck under the front sink... till again!
*Tips His Jester Hat*


Rated 4 / 5 stars


Now that was original!!!!! Its like u were trying to piss off all the idiots who love to overrate crappy flash......and it worked! This is genius!!! Bad sound, bad art, and not much effort = GREAT! Do another real soon!!!!!!


Rated 2 / 5 stars

Oh.. my .. god..

Its almost like watching that video on The Ring.. except when someone calls they are going to say "seven seconds" really really slow so by the time they are done saying it yur dead.. fuck.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Keep this thing alive!

Yes, everything sucked but it served it's purpose well...

the trashy look is stylish, the sound suited the animation, despite I having to get a new pair of speakers and your humour is dark yet enjoyable.

My only complaint is to mix the sound a bit better... you don't need to do go to such lengths to get the same reaction out of people...

otherwise, great job. i'm gonna vote 5 to keep this thing alive.


Rated 4 / 5 stars


It was HORRIBLE! But for some weird reason i can't stop laughing. I can tell some effort was put into it by the way it was made. It was done well with an intention to make it look crappy.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


I must say, you've developed a very own style. Somehow, although it "looks like shit" according to some, I actually van appreciate pieces of experimentalism like this. What's that sound, it sounds like a C8 record with a tremendous amount of distortion. Yeah. Well. I'm one of those sick shits, probably.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Ha ha ha

At first i was like wtf. Then after all i could do was laugh at the guy. lol


Rated 2 / 5 stars


You my Friend have a dark mind and I guess you needed to get all that shit out by making this flash.


Rated 0 / 5 stars

I.... lost... am running away

I don't even know what to say to that. No really I don't. I can't even call it crappy. Its more... annoying then anything. So... ya. I guess try a plot line... maybe start with no sound. I donno dude!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Well, after seeing all ur blams and crap, I felt that you may want a good score! So, here! *hands u good score* YAY! Go whatsyouface!XD Have fun flashing(that sounds so wrong)!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

yep...yet another blow to those perverts...

lol...they thought they were going to get to see some boobies...


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Turd of the week? I've seen worse.

Actually, this is pretty horrifying. The sketchy animation style and roaring noise with the kiddie tune in the background really gets to you.

I'm actually kind of surprised this got turd of the week.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

not exactly BAD

that wasn't exactly a bad flash, it did have a great horror potential, the sound gave me chills. *shudder*

being scared isnt the greatest feeling but making something that commands your feelings in such a way is an accomplishment.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


i never thought that something as crap as this could be so funny lol
all the hentai lovers thought there would be anime porn quiz instead they find this :DD


Rated 1 / 5 stars


I see why this got the turd of the week.. quite funny actually..
a BIG dissappointment for those who think its porn XD


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

holy shit i almost had a seizure

Although it's turd, I was laughing my fuckin ass off. The sound was so funny, and "flash is a shitty program don't use it" cracked me up. And that little purple guy yelling... aahahahah . 10 for funny but still, it's turd. Funny shit though.


Rated 2 / 5 stars

Reminded Me Of The Video On &quot;The Ring.&quot;

It seriously did, man..........Freaky....................

Graphics: Tidy them up a bit. 2/5
Violence: Fucked up, man...... 5/5
Sexual Conyent: Nothing sexual but the title. 1/5
Humor: Read 'Violence' 5/5

Overall: Funny. Keep it up. 3/5

P.S. BTW, I didn't come here because of the titla, just because it was 'Turd f the Week' ^. ^;;


Rated 3 / 5 stars

it was cool

coolness man i enjoyed it the music was funny and so was the flash please keep these coming man...


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Nice!!..but wheres tha PORN?? lol

HEHE... i liked it
but i would have liked it more if it wasporn :D
anyway man..keep these comin


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Fuckin crazy

personally i dont see why every keeps sayn this sucks... i think its pretty good, definatly fucked up but good. nice job psyco


Rated 3 / 5 stars

It wuz ok

And it was also pretty funny lol!


Rated 3 / 5 stars


that was. fucking amazing. in some strange way.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

twisted, horrifying, LOL!!

dude, that is freaky shit! This can actually qualify as a scare flash you know. 4/5 for you man, and you didn't have to use a picture of a living room with a scary face popping up every 20 seconds


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


The point of this was to make fun of the hentai viewing public.


Rated 4 / 5 stars


I thought it was quite amusing...


Rated 3 / 5 stars

.......very disterbing

that was scary


Rated 5 / 5 stars


It was the funniest turd of the week ive seen.


Rated 4 / 5 stars


I liked it. I had to turn the volume off though. This flash will haunt my dreams for many nights to come. Thanx.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Dude, you rock. That flash was amazing. You totally kicked the shit outta those little perverts. You get a 5 man. lol, I can just imagine it, some kid sees that and immediately clicks on it then drops their pants only to hear this buzzing sound loud as fuck. So awesome. that one kid was pissed. lol!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

This = Better than sex

Wow. Just wow. 5 for you good sir. <3


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Another One!

I am excited to see another one of these "Fake Hentai" games.
I saw it in turd of the week, so I had to see how bad it was.
I personally think that you could have pulled off naming it "The Ring 2" or something and gotten a perfect score.
That was sick and twisted.
I just loved it!


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


Figures the last guy would steal my "The Ring" reference.

My only critizism: Why would you publish and post so many flash movies if you don't like using flash?

I've never understood why so many people out there even waste their time in making terrible flash animations... knowing that they are disgustingly unfunny and pointless... and then post them here on Newgrounds to only receive poorly written reviews and ever more negative ratings.

Fetish? Thirst for abuse?

I'll never figure this out on my own.

Have fun making your unskilled animations. There can only be one Strawberry clock. And even he has taste.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


That is actually really cool, love it


Rated 1 / 5 stars


I get your point, you can't use flash. I found the attention grabbing title vaguely amusing as well.
..... much blood....


Rated 2 / 5 stars

That was so bad...

That I found it strangly funny and amusing... Go figure...


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I tip my hat to you...sort of

Don't get me wrong, this is one of the worst flash videos I've ever seen. But I liked it quite a bit. The concept ammused me. It made me chuckle. Everything about it sucked, but the creator intended it to. It was a statement, albeit a little immature. I would have given it an 8 or a 9 had the creator not been such an attention whore with the name.


Rated 1 / 5 stars


that was a really desturbing flash. But guess it was good for a few laughs.


Rated 2 / 5 stars

Pretty bad, but I got a smirk out of it.

You don't click on turd of the week and not expect to see a piece of shit movie, but frankly as far as 'bad for the sake of being bad' movies go, this one was half decent. I'm rating this movie based on how good a job the author did at making the movie abrasive and painful to watch keeping in mind I won't rate above 5 out of 10 for intentionally bad movies. Keep up the obnoxious and deceptively titled work.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


YOU PWN3D ALL T3h N00bi3s p0ssi13le. YOU R0CKZ0rz in my s0ckz0rz

I pwnz!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


This is the best movie known to mankind.


Rated 3 / 5 stars

It hurts so good

This made me piss my pants with laughter, but my speakers curse your family 1000 times.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


XD Horrible review. Don't care! Can't stop laughing!


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Way To Piss Off The Newgrounders.

I see you are exploiting almost everyone's tendency to take things way too seriously around here.

This certainly is not deserving of a Turd-o-the-Week award, but I guess it's all about numbers.

Its kind of strangely interesting and engaging (compared to a lot of the same old crap I've seen come through the Portal). I thought it was funny in an odd sort of way.

BTW, I had headphones on but I don't blast my volume so my ears were fine after viewing this. Kiddies, you shouldn't have your sound up that loud when you're on the internet, especially if you're perusing pr0n sites behind mommy and daddy's back (some loud moaning might come out of your speakers when you don't expect it).


Rated 3 / 5 stars


This may not be a masterpiece, but its obvious intention was to annoy people, and in that it has definitely suceeded and should definitely get some credit for it


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Deliciously funny! This is getting a bad rating cause the perverts are missing their cartoon action (honestly, they're cartoons retards). THAT WAS GREAT!


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


what do you people expect, it was the turd of the week, so of course its going to be crappy. secondly, if your speakers weren't so high then they wouldn't have been blown, so some people need hearing aids so their speakers don't blow. it wasn't the worst turd of the week i've seen


Rated 5 / 5 stars


This is absolutly magnificent, something Jesus Christ himself would crap his pants in sight of. The graphics blend so beautifully into the background and create a vivid and colorful collage of colors. The sound sounds incredibly realistic, but gets a LITTLE rough about half-way through the Flash, but I'm certainly not complaining! This is a great movie, all my 5 are belong to this!


Rated 3 / 5 stars

o fucking k

that is the weirdist thing eva im sat here in my shit now


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

as far as style goes...

this was great!.. it could win the TURNER ART AWARD.. i really did appreciate it


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


Not as bad as some other "turds" on this site. It actually kind of reminds me of something that would go into a modern art exhibit (or the DSM-IV). The sound could use some improvement though. I'm not going to blam this, since it would probably bring it into negative numbers and implode onto itself like a neutron star.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


i know everyone else said this shit is crap.....and it is....BUT WHAT THE HELL!!!!! FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!


Rated 3 / 5 stars

Holy... fucking... shit.

That was the strangest thing...


Rated 1 / 5 stars


Dude this was so trippy


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I was literally in tears laughing

I always have fun finding the worst rated submissions and seeing what they're like, especially the Turds of the Week. I always get a kick out of them. They don't take themselves seriously yet everyone else does. I love the reponses you give to reviews as well, I fell out of my chair at the "YO DAWG, I GOTS DE PLATINUM CHAAAINS!!!" XD XD XD

Can't say your work is great but, it sure makes me laugh


Rated 4 / 5 stars

I love this flash

Because no one else likes it. I think outside the box. the graphics were cool, but the sound takes a toll on the ears. 3/5 8/10


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


You could have done something better with your time, that's all i have to say.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


It reminds me of puppy whirl, but the sounds arent as good.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


is that you legendary frog?
u sort of remind me of strawberry clock....
u know what i mean... lol..


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


Okay, this was bad, but it's the kind of bad that just cracks me up. It's the sort of thing I would probably do.

I mean, I don't think graphics are so important if it's got a good story, it could be like an animated comic strip or something.


Rated 4 / 5 stars


Made me laugh my ass off. All my 5 r belong to this solely on your powers of hilarity.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

scared me for a sec in the beginning

lol i had a The Ring sorta feeling.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Damn. That was so funny it made me crack up. I had to watch that movie OVER AND OVER AND OVER again. :D

It's not bad like most people think. I think it's just your style of things.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


ummm.....i'd like to thank the person who created the mute button and, wow that proves how much you hate the flash program, huh. i give it a 10/10 for showing such hatred. keep up the good work!


Rated 2 / 5 stars

it deserves turd.

i was waiting something like this for the name, ultimately that's being predictable, the flash sucked, and it was made to suck, so i don't think i should explain that. about the flash,the horrible and insane animation made me laugh, i watched it two times... feel good for it!!!!
(and it was really violent)


Rated 5 / 5 stars


this is like something i would do. but you guys for got the ninjas.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

almost made me relapse

i was freakin out because of past hallucinations but this is still fuckin awesome
im gonna go watch it again!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


The best thing about these movies are the reviews!!

But you made it even better with your replies!!! :) :) :)


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


ok. im officially disturbed now. that was scary .


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

star syndicate... hehe got to review this again

For the newbs out there this is your classic SS example of:

1. make a wtf movie for the hell of it

2. get the syndicate to protect it

3. lol at the angry reviews not in their little circle of friends who don't understand how it survived

4. Profit

There is no meaning to it beyond the lolz for the maker and his friends, hell he might even have skills outside of this movie! Just consider this movie and any similar ones like the ADHD dunce kid in a classroom who won't stfu... good for lolz at the time but not much else


Rated 2 / 5 stars

sound hurts

you need to rethink your sound issues


Rated 0 / 5 stars

wow, that was bad

glad that i turned my speakers down. the sound is awful, the graphics are bad. there is absolutly no point in this flash. well, besides the "woohooo, i want to piss off people"-point, of course.


Rated 0 / 5 stars

? get a like the kkitty krew is better any day

lets just put it this way i would rather destroy my computer then listen to the pieace of **** ever again and plus the kitty krew makes them actually funny not lameany1 listening to this u should take my word and turn speakers down


Rated 5 / 5 stars

You sir

..Are the greatest flash artist who ever lived!!!


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

ok seriously

i find most it amusing but dam that sound is really annoying


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


For a second there I really thought i had a virus but still i honesty found it quite innoying so a 3/10


Rated 1 / 5 stars


Im being kind when I give that a 2. Simply because you know what a tween is (not that you know how to use it, mind). I'm not going to pretend that I'm a better animator, but its the same with sports. You know you cant do any better but you know they're crap at it.

nuff said


Rated 0 / 5 stars

Yet another...

I looked at the rating and knew it was a joke, but yet another "game" with no siezure warning. Someone could have a siezure from that. Put in a warning at least.


Rated 4 / 5 stars


you guys are classic...I wish more people on newgrounds had a sense of humor like you


Rated 5 / 5 stars


What the hell??? LOLZ...


Rated 0 / 5 stars


This is like the dumbest joke ever, i mean come on. Only a picture showing "loading" but you even take the time to write a decent comment so people wouldn't know that this is just plain spam. Oh yeah, next time you do this kind of joke....nah, just don't.....


Rated 5 / 5 stars


HAHAHA sooooo good XD that's what happens when you look for porn on newgrounds ... btw Duckshirt your flash is rly popular at my school lol


Rated 5 / 5 stars


ok, I deserve that...


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

WARNING: An S.S. Movie!

Ok, this is what you get if you find this looking for hentai. But I'd thought I'd spoil the surprise by saying it's not. If you're still going to watch it, be sure to turn the sound down because it's a very loud 'overdrive white noise' voice sound. The animation wasn't that creepy, so it's not so bad. The animation was though. Bloody aweful.


Rated 0 / 5 stars


What you need to do, is get a story, a character, a conflict, a joke, satire, or something that people find entertaining! Then it would be a good movie!


Rated 4 / 5 stars


kudos to you my friend.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Simply EPic

All hail the Star Syndicate.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


U got me


Rated 5 / 5 stars

yeah Kill That Blue Dude

KILLL IIIT!!!!!!!!!!


Rated 2 / 5 stars

Couldn't see it

Well, I guess not all members of the Star Syndicate have to have "Star" in their name. I was expecting something fairly crude and it wasn't in that term. At least you gave me good instructions on running away from this. I liked the bright colors, but that was pretty much it in this. Congradulations on having such a large difference between the average review score and the voting score. You got a Turd Of The Week either way, though.

This is under the "Spam" genre for good reason. You definitley accomplished your goal of creating spam. As I guess this is what your organization strives for, you have done your kind good. I can't really make any suggestions to improve it, because it already accomplishes what it needs to well. Happy award, I guess.


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