Ultimate Gear War
Join the alien war, prepare your gear and protect your base at all cost!
4.18 / 5.00 16,036 ViewsThis is my first soundboard*. It is based on the creation of David Firth. The soundboard works optimally at full screen. Links include David Firth's site, newgrounds' Salad Fingers Collections and a thread on ebaumsworld to discuss and post calls made with the board. Any and all feedback is welcome. I'm also providing a link within the soundboard that is downloadable and expandable, so that all the buttons are easily legible. Enjoy.
*Note, this was my first soundboard, but it has been recently updated to fix some display errors and also providing a link for people to download the soundboard. Again, enjoy.
Reviews
Rated 0.5 / 5 stars October 28, 2004
Of all the soundboards you could do...
Salad Fingers itself was just plain retarded and it's creator needs to see a shrink, as for this soundboard apart from a few prank calls there's little you can do with this. This is mostly because you can barely see the button labels and the way the movie loads due to no preloader looks just plain amaturish, not to mention the fact the newbs have no patience and need to see a preloader to know they have to wait...
2 big thumbs down... and I don't even normally rate using the thumbs... DAMN YOU M-A-R-C-U-S!!!
I agree, the theme of the board is not very popular, but this was my first board, so I chose this theme as a learning experience. I will have to learn how to create a preloader, I just started using Flash last week.
Rated 1 / 5 stars October 28, 2004
That just didn't work at all
The left column of buttons were of the bloody screen not to mention half of the writing was illedgable. Where you've tried to blend two speech segments together, such as 'I'm' and 'Orgasmic', it's really obvious because Salad Fingers' voice changes pitch and speed completely, so it souns like something of Arfenhouse (which isn't a bad thing if it was a random movie) but it's not so it makes it crap. My advice is to put a tool on it which allows you to 'full screen' it.
Yes, I am very upset about the buttons being cut off as well. Again, it wasn't intentional. I wish I could fix and edit my submission. I seriously doubt someone being called is going to stop and say "I'm and orgasmic are not at the same pitch, something is a little screwy around here." You are very perceptive, but I wasn't trying to pull a fast one on you. Some sounds are edited for the humor factor. I wish I fix the resizing and I don't know Flash that well to add a tool to resize it automatically.
Rated 0 / 5 stars October 28, 2004
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Dude, some buttons were half off of the screen. What the hell was up with that? Also, the text on the buttons were hard to read.
Rated 0 / 5 stars October 28, 2004
What is the point?
This looks like a rather bad plug for ebaunsworld to me. The interface is crap and the audio samples dirty. No offence to the creator- can't wait to give you a better score on your next & better flash, but it just sucks. Did I mention this looks like a rather bad plug for ebaunsworld to me.
But then again, you might just be a real fan of SF and don't have a decompiler to get the samples properly. If so, dude, I'm sorry I mis-judged you. But this looks like a rather bad plug for ebaunsworld to me.
Once again, it's nothing personal, but <<click click BLAM!>>
PS. This looks like a rather bad plug for ebaunsworld to me.
You are doing quite a job at "plugging" and giving attention to something you don't want to get attention. First, I asked the admins at newgrounds if it was ok prior to posting and I got an "ok" to do so. Secondly, I'm not going to waste a week of my time creating a 140 button soundboard just to plug a site. The link is there for people to discuss and post pranks. Take it easy buddy. You think the board sucks, I have no problem with your opinion about the board, thanks.
Rated 0 / 5 stars October 28, 2004
WoW
Was that retarded or what?.........wow you really have alot of time on your hands to make such crap, I would have too much of a life to do something this dumb.
Thanks for the constructive criticism. The board is intended for people who enjoy using soundboards and pranking, if that is not what you like, you shouldn't be clicking on this link. Thanks again.