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Eulogy For 'Alastor Collection A'

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10-16-04 – 02-05-09

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The Star Syndicate presents to you, a collection of movies centered around Alastor, a BBS mod here at Newgrounds. Watch this movie, laugh, have a good time, and get to know our good buddy Alastor!


UPDATE: [feb 03 2005] Fixed the fecking menu buttons and took out the credits button because there weren't any credits.



Rated 2 / 5 stars


not nearly as good as your other ones


Rated 4 / 5 stars

...that's alastor?

Jesus, I know the feeling! He just banned me a few hours ago... :) No hard feelings though...


Rated 4 / 5 stars

LOL, Alastor just banned me too.

Did you post in the "butt sex armageddon" thread, Umsutfeersme?

Oh well, funny movie you guys. I loved picking on him. :)


Rated 1 / 5 stars


I've always thought Xstar was one single guy who made stupid tributes and nothing else and signed with differenly nickanmes. But I was wrong... big mistake, right? Now I know, every Xstar spread around the portal is a piece of a group that makes stupid anything, and nothing else. You should try to create something, instead of destroying... if all you guys can do is criticize or poke fun at somebody, then make it decently, at least.


Rated 3 / 5 stars

actually i think alistor is kinda cool

j00bie is cool to though


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Oh god...

Fucking fifened to the extreme.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Good work star syndicate.

That was'nt too bad of a collection and i was worried that it was gonna be another blank screen.

The collection of movies are very funny and silly. My personal favorite outta this fine collection is three star's movie it pretty much sums up what's going in the bbs or at least seems like it.

I don't go to Ngbbs much anymore so i can't keep track of the events that happen there.

Anyway, I can't wait for more kick ass movies from the stars.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fucking hot



Rated 1 / 5 stars


need i say more?


Rated 5 / 5 stars


this movie made me like the star syndicate! funny as hell


Rated 0 / 5 stars


portal shit, this makes me kind of angry look people just because its a completion of movies that suck doesn't mean that the entire production is somehow balanced out. Crap piled on top of crap doesn't eventually mean gold, look at those fucking piconjo jams there all worthless it’s just that everyone only notices that more than 3 individuals helped make this shit they vote it up for some reason. Wake up, no can tell me one redeeming factor about this bullshit so why isn't this going to get blammed is beyond me. that and the entire production is just bashing someone for banning them on a forum so they go make a shitty dick shit gay movie that somehow makes them more mature than the person they're making fun of? Not really. Come back when you get out of high school, hell middle school Mr. star syndicate.


Rated 0 / 5 stars


Ok that was seriously the biggest waste of my time. Why would you make a flash movie with a crappy super inposed picture of an asian guy with shitty bot sounds? That was horrible.

I can't believe 5 people worked on this.....


Rated 0 / 5 stars


This movie is retarded and was a total waste of my precious time! Dont watch it! unless you like wasting your time that it.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Excelent job miss trheestar, congrats on organising this great movie in just one day, its great to see the star syndicate back doing real movies.

all of them were pretty good, i would certainly have a difficult time choosing which i liked the most among them, certainly not mine though.

just one thing, you cut a part of my movie >:(,

anyway 5/5, 10/10


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Wahahahahahahaha OMG BANNED

I'm seriously laughing my ass off here. How did you people get those old horrible pictures of me anyways?

I must say you captured me perfectly. Did you guys make this because I banned you? Haha.



Rated 0 / 5 stars

Oh man, that was so bad! Roflmaowtfbbq!

Haha, that was great! It was so bad and ridiculously stupid that I'm laughing my ass off! hahahaha... ok enough bullshit, that was fucking horrible, guys. Do something with your lives away from the computer; maybe you'll actually do something well that way.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I love it

I love this movie just as much as I love sex. Please make a sequel.

-Teh Vince


Rated 5 / 5 stars


The original Sevenstar entry was better. But this was funny as it is. Threestars was easily the best of them all, all for obvious reasons. The rest being simple couple frame shorts.
T'was funny indeed.
I see Alastor liked it when he reviewed it, that's damn funny!
Hope to get Part B out sometime today =)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Loved it

This movie was so awesome that I had to review it again! The story telling in this was breathtaking and hope to see more collections like this in the near future. Hey wasn't I the one who inspired you to make this collection? :P

You are going in my favorites :)



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hell, how fun !

That Alastor's parody was really cool !

Graphics : Well, depends of every author here. But I put a common mark.

Style : Randomness !

Sound : Coolish. The music in the first was the best.

Violence : I give it a 3 because of the "Seizure Alastor".

Interactivity : For the Alastor's Soundboard. "STFU n00b" "LOL" !

Humor : The strength of this collection. You did a good thing with it !

Overall : A must-see collection ! Even if you hate or like Alastor, you have to watch this ! Very cool, guys.


Keep it up !


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Whoa, that was awesome!

Alastor is a douchebag.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


*jaw drops*

And incidentally, I'm glad to have had a guest role in the last movie. Apparently.

<3 to Alastor. :)


Rated 3 / 5 stars


like i said earlier.. it is tough to make flash movies. I like how you made this movie for alastor, i hope he sees this. He'll probably laugh, at points it was too flashy but that's alright.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I eagerly await part B.

It should be out later today. My movie and others that weren't done in time for part A will be in it. Rock on.


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


Couldn't find any cats, sob.


Rated 1 / 5 stars


and one Question:Who is Alastor?


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


Why would any one want to make a flash movie about some moderator kid. To piss in his face with corned-out Owned/Pwned fiasco? And whats up with all these stars?!
Graphics-5 [some were good, most bad]
Style-0 [moderator shit don't bend]
Sound-3 [jazz was good, overuse of text-to-speech voice, and poor mic voice]
Violence-1 [have no clue]
Interactivity- 5 [unanimated buttons! YAY]
Humor- 0 [not at all]
Conclusion: It was alright, in some way. But I enjoy talking pictures jumping around the screen.


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


so u rate down a couple of short finals about char design, sound, and other things....did you not notice the piece of shit u made? GREAT char designs.....the sound in this is not annoying at all... dude when u can make something better then him, then judge him until learn flash


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Dobio Sucks more


Rated 5 / 5 stars

best collecters item

1t v3ry g00d it good a lot


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

hilarious, nuff said.

Wow this is so god frikkin' crazy its so hilarious J00bie! =D
First thing I noticed that this is the star syndicate so all the creators have star in their name haha you have foremd your own little group j00bie :)
Oh and the whole thing was pretty hilarious too, the random scribbles of that boy and all the crazy little mini flashes of each SS member - normally with a photographed head stuck on a cartoon body with a crazy random flashing screen and random writing.
So crazy I love it J00bie, this really cracked me up xD

You have just been reviewed by


Rated 0 / 5 stars

Hi its me again......

Say hello to a zero!!!


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


who is Alastor? Just give me a short history about who ever this person is. I heard he did something.............or something. I dont know.


Rated 0 / 5 stars

I stand corrected....

Turns out some of you can do something good.....props to 3 star


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Awww you got banned :(

Three stars was the best of all the selections. I really don't know Alastar that well. Maybe that is a good thing. There was some decent humor here.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

bring out the gimp.

god thats scary. im glad u actually did some animation this time though. props to you for that, so with that said, ITS HAMMERTIME. dananana nanana cant touch this!


Rated 1 / 5 stars

Wtf was that



Rated 0 / 5 stars

This was just so bad...

...that Hitler could have used it to torment jews! This sucks!

And we doesn't even get a blam point! Sad.

/Mathias Andersson


Rated 2 / 5 stars


wow the menu is pretty screwed up the credits, and star syndicate the words are cut off. It looks like a bunch of kids made these flash movies. The previous button is cut off. I think you should fix the buttons too because you'll have to find the hot spot to click. No i'm not a hater, your one of my top favorite artists, because your hot.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Everyone hates alastor!

This is a good collection to make fun of a bad mod! Great job!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Alastor banned me because I "apparently" bumped a week old thread.

The man can't tell time, I'm afraid.


Rated 2 / 5 stars


All over newgrounds ive heard about alostar, it seems everyone does not like him. Another thing I like you're daily toons.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I like the others better

This is alright but the others are just better. I saw a movie of Alastor jacking off to Dragonball Z. If only I remembered who made it.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Really Funny. I liked it.

For obvious reasons, Threestar had a much better movie. But Seven's wasn't that bad, i just lacked the effort that was apparent in Three's. Anyhoo, great job. I really laughed my ass off when Alastor hit the ban button. Great flick, and I will be waiting for collection B. 4/5.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

man the kid just looks gay

and with three's pic on her profile being so hot and all how could i not vote all ten's ... im cuming here and voting 5 everyday for the rest of my life !!!!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

A great movie indeed

Stilll makes me wonder what he does when he is off newgrounds
good job


Rated 4 / 5 stars


**NOTE**: I judge every portal submission i review by the standards of Flash Player 8 ( The flash player we are currently using ), and by my taste in entertainment.

Graphics: Not every submission needs a whole lot of effort in it's animation. Some are so whacked out and sketchy, they're just too damn funny. I was also quite suprised how you got those terrible pics of him.

Style: Some Mods, ( especially the cool ones ) just need to be made fun of ( but not completely insulted ). This was clearly Alastor's turn to be in a animation. and it turned out great. ( IMO )

Sound: Not sure where you got your music from, but i somehow find it pretty likeable.

Violence: Not applicable to this submission since there is no violence. Nor does violence affect the overall score


Humor: If only i could express the laughter that came out of my mouth as i was watching. Thank YOU ALL for making my day!!.

Overall: Good: They fixed the menu buttons... PRAISE GOD!!!

Accurate Mod parody

Sylish art ( IMO )

Just too damn funny!!

Bad: Nothing comes to mind at the moment


Rated 5 / 5 stars

A star syndicate classic.

Wow god knows how many protal submissions you have by now.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I want moar. MOAR NOEW PLIX.


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3.14 / 5.00