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Eulogy For 'Sexy Lesbian Dating Sim'

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09-26-04 – 10-27-11

Author Comments

This is a project which I have been meaning to get out of the way for some time. Anyways, it is a dating sim, where you have to perform tasks to get the lesbians to strip for you, and hopefully have sex with them. This is more than just your average Sim Date, there are complex questions to answer, in order to get the prize ;)

HAHAHA I can't believe you idiots let this pass judgement.

Fun Facts

Time taken: 3 weeks
Frame rate: 24 fps

Reviews


SixoSixo

Rated 5 / 5 stars

omg

That game was so hot, I got a boner when the woman said bring me 100 credits and I'll show you a good time. This deserves to be on front page and if it isn't Tom is a big silly.


jnjn

Rated 5 / 5 stars

oh

front page material my good man


AngelicoAngelico

Rated 0 / 5 stars

stupid

i gave it a tree because of the ending song...


M-A-R-C-U-SM-A-R-C-U-S

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

hahah.

now, thats just sick, but it was a good parody of one really good game that came out a couple of days ago, lol.
im sure you had many people fooled with this, and i wasnt too impressed when i saw those pictures, haha.
also, the ending was a crack up, because im sure many many people would have been rejoicing for just one moment, and then you laughed in their face, lol.
so i got a chuckle out of it because of the concept, but the overall game was just shoddy.
overall score: 5/10
(THE THUMB: sideways)


KlacidKlacid

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Dude that was fucking hillarious

Its funny how shit you made it.


Bob-The-MartianBob-The-Martian

Rated 2 / 5 stars

POS, but decent Moral...

Haha, good job pulling a fast one on all those crazy sickos!


DrDeath2k3DrDeath2k3

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Funny.

It is a great parody of those "sex kitten sim dates". I laughed. Good job!

P.s. This will probably have a low score due to all those hentai geeks expecting some porn. Too bad, tho.


StormMonkeyStormMonkey

Rated 3 / 5 stars

that was pretty shit

all over the place, needs to slow down, add some names and shit.


MrT-TimeMrT-Time

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Really good joke.

Thanks, CommunistLock, for doing this awesome (but short :() game. It was a lesson to who loves too much Hentai. Hope you will do another parodies like that.

Keep up your good work.


mulletomulleto

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Ah u have your revenge on all the porn nerds

that game was pretty well made even if all that was there were naked women and a 3 second clip of porn turning in2 a flashing insult, nice job.
ps. get a penis...


ShadowWarriorLukeShadowWarriorLuke

Rated 4 / 5 stars

O noes! I dun get no lesbians!!!!1

Seriously though, that was funny. All those poor 13 year olds looking for a "good time" or whatever. =P

Plus it plays the Tricky music (the sailor music or whatever you want to call it) on the "Faggot scene" if you right-click and play on it.


VinstigatorVinstigator

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Haha

Man this is one of the funniest submissions I've seen in a while! That "smooth criminal" song alone was worth the price of admission! Haha "poorly cropped woman" lmao! Classic :D

Oh and I see you released it under your other account to protect your batting average. Smart move, that's what I do :P

Keep 'em coming Commie! And to all the other perverted asshats...you've been hit by, you've been struck by a smooth criminal :D


DANNYESLOCODANNYESLOCO

Rated 5 / 5 stars

neeto

coolio, fat chicks make me hard


Sick-little-WolfboySick-little-Wolfboy

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Oh my god

Haha, thats was fun...
I guess you got your revenge on all those porn dogs (like myself)....
and you should warn people with epilepsy about that last part....


tre-xtre-x

Rated 5 / 5 stars

OMFG SO HAWT!!!!

*goes watches movie*

u suack!

seriously, I agree with your standpoint. but I also think you should warn someone about the end. you know. with the seizures. but I seriously say, you got the whole thing down, with the arrows, then doing stuff for stuff, wtc. Clap!

Hoo hah!


linkfan1linkfan1

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

lol

This is a pretty funny game. I bet a lot of people were upset. Keep up the good work!:) Also, tell me where you got that cool song in the end.


SL1PKN0Tfan515SL1PKN0Tfan515

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

gross but funny

a good ( even if a little unsettling) game.


MisfitblobMisfitblob

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Ok.....i don't like fat chick porn.....so this is

not for me, it a little bit funny, but its also nasty


BadgerladBadgerlad

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

its ok

I liked that end song when you finsih this short flash ~~ who sings it ?


nightporternightporter

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

lol

looking for porn you damn psychos???!!!! look again! hilarious!


DragnoldDragnold

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

woah man....

change the ending...(i'm photosensitive) and also y even put this on the web to humilate your self...?


DJF619DJF619

Rated 2 / 5 stars

lol,

weird game, twsited yet funny, cool


SCSPSCSP

Rated 2 / 5 stars

cheese....

well it was a bit fun cuz everyone is like "omfg pron!!!" and they get a boner while loading.
then they die of a heart attack..


CtigerCtiger

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Wow, just wow

This is one godly dating sim. Never in my life have I experenced such sexyness.

Voted 6 for the children.


murray-productionsmurray-productions

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Quite funny, but not my thing

It was alrite, reminded me of this crap game i had on my fone, dope wars.. the title is an obvious way to get people to view it. I dont think this sort of thing shud be on the flash portal though.


frogfusiousfrogfusious

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Haha! Nice parody!

This is great. I'm sick of all those lame dating sims. Good job man.

\m/


SadakoYamamuraSadakoYamamura

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Hehe.

It's funny but it's incredibly gross...

AWESOME MUSIC THOUGH. lol mj rules


MARCUSMMARCUSM

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

not worth it

i think that the real version should not have been ripped off, because you did a poor job. i disliked playing this, because it just wasnt right at all.
the start seemed good, but, it just got worse from there.


Bibby-NeyBibby-Ney

Rated 4 / 5 stars

AHAHAHAHA!

That was awesome Commie! I only gave it a 5 cause I laughedat it. Plus the music was good. Don't do it again tho.


Brewsky666Brewsky666

Rated 5 / 5 stars

HOT HOT STUFF!!!

OMG EVERYONE CHECK THIS OUT!
CRAZIEST PORN I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!!


DoomuDoomu

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I didn't like the game

but at the end when it says "gotcha faggot" that song could you tell me the name of it and who did it?


ScottTowelsScottTowels

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

HAhahahah! Good one!

What were you exactly trying to do? Showing 13 years old that dating sims in flashes are lame and virtual? If yes, then it's a sucess. Too bad some of those horny users will just bash this flash because they like those poorly made games. Next thing they will do if play one of those crappy games just to get a boner.

Don't let us down! Make a serie hahaha!


mjc0961mjc0961

Rated 5 / 5 stars

YOU ROCK!!!

YES!! THIS WAS FUNNY AS HELL!!! GIVE THEM PERVS WHAT FOR!!!


baitbait65baitbait65

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

MY EYES!!!

well that was different


Megaman277Megaman277

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Lol

Interesting Ending.. the music was the best part of it xD


AubergineLockAubergineLock

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Perfection!

Thank god someone made a flash like this, I'm bloody annoyed at all the hentai dating crap all over the front page and randomly spread out across NG, just to get horny 13 year olds attention. This site should have more movies like this, just to piss people off. The "Gotcha Faggot" was a nice touch. Great job.


stoned-possumstoned-possum

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

omg i was laughing my ass off thro that whole thing!
THAT WAS FOCKIN' FUNNY!


BillyMonksBillyMonks

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Instant Classic

CommunistLock, you are very extreme.


Dj-TayDj-Tay

Rated 2 / 5 stars

.......

Hahaha.


waldorfpunk7925waldorfpunk7925

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

JONNY BROVO RULES (not as much as coke will tho)

it was funny dude


Dragon87Dragon87

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

haha good one

this was funny. but to piss the porn crazy ppl off even more wud be to show some really hot naked chicks and then put censor bars over the good stuff and add some other ugly chicks in there, and really scar them for life lol


MangekyouItachiMangekyouItachi

Rated 0 / 5 stars

wow what a stupid piece of crap

dude, whats ur problem man, im serious y did u even do that its like a waste of your's everyones time and its not funny, i dont think


Th-eTh-e

Rated 0 / 5 stars

I wonder if the ending made this pass.

I find the fat lady's breasts and the brief sex scene at the end quite disturbing and offensive, even if it is meant to be a Sex Kitten parody. Then again, I really don't support hentai either.

But the j-pop from Outlaw Star or whatever makes me feel happy just having that part by itself. Best ending prank ever.


Sir-CannabisClockSir-CannabisClock

Rated 5 / 5 stars

LOL

5.


e-carnbye-carnby

Rated 5 / 5 stars

OMG YSE!!!

Pwn them n00bs! LOL read the scores. The low ones are horny bastards while the high ones get it... although we all did click on a title "Sexy Lesbian Dating Sim" hmm... did he get us all?


TheDoomTreeTheDoomTree

Rated 1 / 5 stars

meh

Pretty expected.


wyldfyre1wyldfyre1

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Oh wow..Dating sim...With lesbo's!

Nice attempt but no dice.


cool-penguin-0cool-penguin-0

Rated 5 / 5 stars

j00 put 2 much pr0n0 in it/..

and nt enuff hentia cos me and me foamee loving chumz luff to jac off too hentai so more hentia nex thyme ok?
KTHX


bob-bobbersonbob-bobberson

Rated 5 / 5 stars

omg hawt parody

of teh secksy games!1

I need to put the words "dating sim" on my next movies to pass them!!1


AnadivineAnadivine

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Oh god yes!

Commies Super orgasmic lesbo sex date makes my pen0r all stiff and pointy!


DeleteThisProfileDeleteThisProfile

Rated 5 / 5 stars

LOL

Notice how everyone took it so seriously, as if you like fat pr0n :). Very witty my man. Very witty.


RAVENRAVEN

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

interesting

just hope no one gets a fucking seizure from the 'gotcha faggot' at the end lol. if u look at it long enough it looks really cool. but anyone with epilepsy will fucking DIE looking at that lol


ItchykamiItchykami

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Right click the flash and hit 'Play' and you can hear the blissful cacophony of several songs playing at the same time! Horay!


I-am-Iron-ManI-am-Iron-Man

Rated 0 / 5 stars

You just call me a, "faggot?"

I'm not the one playing Michael Jackson's music. He's so much a homo-pedophile, if he were to quit music, he'd have a good future as a Catholic Priest. So, before you make these kind of insults, keep this little fact in mind.


bondymanbondyman

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

LOL!!!!!!!!

OMG that was hilarious random humor is the best!!!


ZombieFairyZombieFairy

Rated 3 / 5 stars

*gives you a stern look*

The overall game I enjoyed because it made me laugh, but the end had an adverse effect on me, I suffer from epilepsy so, a warning would have been nice. Luckily for you, I'm a mild case, but in the future, a little forethought? Other than that, I found this amusing and I loved the song you played at the end.


PyroFreak123PyroFreak123

Rated 0 / 5 stars

You should get a life

Has any one else startin to notice that all of this guy's movies and games are horrible. TwoStar get a life. YOu waste ur time doin teh shittiest flashes known to mankind. You're pathetic. IF any one see this guy make another movie just dont watch it.


Limited3ditionLimited3dition

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I LOVE IT AND FIFWENDEDF IT

needs more fat chicks


EuronymousXXXEuronymousXXX

Rated 4 / 5 stars

roffl

that was so funny,the fat chicks were a little weird though


ShinyoShinyo

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Nice!

LMAO!!! Great dude ^_^


thecat2thecat2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

u wookie?

eddie u okay? i like that song koo


kirbyrox0147kirbyrox0147

Rated 5 / 5 stars

kill...

i should really stop staring at the end of that movie... do you see the hidden people too?


Tiger-Crane-FistsTiger-Crane-Fists

Rated 3 / 5 stars

*foaming at the mouth while wetting himself*

MUST............RESIST...........SEIZURE.....other than that it's alright.


XX69KITTEN69XXXX69KITTEN69XX

Rated 5 / 5 stars

sweet!

this is good shit do more


GTSnipesGTSnipes

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

woah...

Seizures!!!! ACK BLINDNESS!!!!
good work


PraetorZorakPraetorZorak

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Just goes to show...

...that some will vote for anything with sex in the title...


alextracyalextracy

Rated 0 / 5 stars

im confused

wow, i cant believe that people like you know how to use a computer.... you are truly stupid, youll find someday that your head will explode, you have a problem with gay people? and fat people? big women need loving too.


MisterDolanBrownMisterDolanBrown

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Alright, Hang On

No one had better call me gay for dissing this. Just because I think pornography is amoral doesn't mean I'm homosexual. In fact, I have a girlfriend. That said: If you want this kind of thing, fine. Just please, keep it off NG.


LeonTheKickerOfAssLeonTheKickerOfAss

Rated 3 / 5 stars

LOL!

OMG, that was hilarious! XD!!


dizzy-jdizzy-j

Rated 4 / 5 stars

dont listen to those other instulting basards!

DUDE.....now....i lke those hentai/sim dating/sexkitten/franks adventure games..and im not at all pissed about this FUNNY AS HELL.....umm..."game"...make another....make a longer one...i would play it! or watch it...or..uh....click buttons...yea....:D
and all you stupid ppl who say this is a waste of time and shit like that...well....ppl....by taing the time to tell him how much this sucks is a waste...becuz i read the reviews and ya kno...i think he takes great joy in you immature fits of rage ab00t his crappy game thing.....i waz laughing at the reviews too...G00D J0B!!!!


supamoose7supamoose7

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

i found a secret...

right-click then pressplay at the end and it plays happymusic...


jiggerjankjiggerjank

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

eh..ive seen better and worse...

i think id like a diffent kind of music, and a little bit longer next time maybe. overall, its worth a look.


samurai-skillzsamurai-skillz

Rated 1 / 5 stars

i LIKED THE MUSIC

Besides that, this game wasn't too great, but whatever the music was cool though.


Dameon533Dameon533

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

GREAT MUSIC

WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THT JAPANESE SONG AT THE END??! it rocked my socks... btw the game was a good little suprise for all those pervs out there. My freind decided to go on here and try to find porn and came across tis, and when i heard the kick ass japanese music i put this in my favorites!! I NEED TO KNOW THE NAME OF THAT SONG!!!


CynderfanCynderfan

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hitler is turning in his grave as we type.

this is funny as hell!! it is a swift kick in the ass for all those 46 year old pervs that live in their mom's basement. i showed to my friend and he started gagging. he said, "Porn!" then Cough Cough Roll over and died.


World-War-2World-War-2

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Epilepcy

Put a feakin label on that for people with epilepcy!! that flashing screen can cause seizures!!


666slipknot666666slipknot666

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

heh i agree with Cynderfan

heh thing that makes this funny is reading the reveiws of all the people going mad , if you want to watch porn go to a porn site idiots.


The-DemonThe-Demon

Rated 0 / 5 stars

you cunt you sent my brother into a coma

i don't know how you could make something like this it is a threat to the epileptic you are god damn lucky i don't know where you are and that my brother remembers which flash it was that almost killed him!!!!!!!!


eviloystereviloyster

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I can't believe you people expected lesbian porn

It was badly made, distasteful, a health hazard to epileptics...

....but it made me laugh, and serves all those dickwads looking for porn right. All the reviews saying "U SUKC ADN I HOPE U DIEE!!!" are from those who actually expected to see lesbian porn. On newgrounds.

What are you people? Retarded? This flash is made by a member of the SS! And what person would call their flash "Sexy Lesbian Dating Sim" anyway?

Twostar obviously made this to piss people off, and he's succeeded, all because of a handful of extremely gullible newgroundites.

Thanks for the laugh Twostar.


AZINYEAZINYE

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Lol

I don't know how this survived but this was truly awful. BTW!!!! If you have epilepcy THEN DON'T SEE THIS. IT CONTAINS BRIGHT FLASHES OF LIGHT.


StarberryStarberry

Rated 5 / 5 stars

hoyl shiyt

mayun this is a good movie the effects are so realistic.


madmonkeyman911madmonkeyman911

Rated 0 / 5 stars

wat the fuke lolz i made that word up lolz

wat the fuke lolz i made that word up so i wouldnt be swearin but for all of u smart people who reads the reviews befor they watch the wuteva it is or play it dont freakin play there just fat idiots in ther and they call u a faggot even though i dont no wat that is! dont review a new 1 leave me review as a warnin on freakos......


BurnABraghBurnABragh

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Sick and Tired

Of assholes making crap like this. If you're going to spoof something, you could at least do a good job of it. I don't understand why people even vote high on crap like this. "oh, ha-ha, look, you made me feel dumb".


AngelsmilleniumAngelsmillenium

Rated 0 / 5 stars

:P

What's REALLY funny is how proud you're trying to be, thinking you fooled people into something, when you spent 3 weeks working on this piece of crap. Weither it was 10 seconds a day, during a 3 week duration, means you're a moron yourself. ^.^;


thesoupnazi10thesoupnazi10

Rated 5 / 5 stars

check out the review from teh_man

oh my god what te fuck bar b q


Bobby24Bobby24

Rated 0 / 5 stars

May you burn in hell...

...for all the high hopes I had for this movie, you just shot them down, and it wasn't even that funny. Make a good entry next time, you sick freak.


XxXGameFreakXxXXxXGameFreakXxX

Rated 5 / 5 stars

OMG GREAT STUFF

You gotta watch this. It was soooo hot. You pervs will LOVE THIS.


khang1khang1

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Awesome

Just great job Awesome job keep it up


spydermann66spydermann66

Rated 5 / 5 stars

WOW!!!!

I haven't seen lesbian sex scenes more hardcore on newgrounds EVER....THAT was some wildshit man...keep it up


takata5takata5

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Do not watch this, Siezure warning!

someone should bane you from this site, i think this is the second time you've made a flash that can give people siezures and your not posting any warnings, and even if its your first you don't make crap like that. NG should review some flashes first before letting people post dumb shit like this and should not let idiots like you be able to post stuff that'll give people siezures...


joe-muhmarjoe-muhmar

Rated 5 / 5 stars

OMFG THE PORN

OMFG THE PORN IN THIS GAME WAS SOOO HOT WHERE DID YOU FIND IT?!?


HELLRAISER5000HELLRAISER5000

Rated 0 / 5 stars

bane!!!!!!

dude you could siriously give people seizures like this!


RilackRilack

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Can you say Epilepsy?

Can you say Epilepsy? I bet you caaaan. Dude, after that, I wouldn't be surprised if I had Epilepsy. And note, it is not funny, and whoever wastes their time creating something like that has got to be one bored guy or gal.


Fluffy-fluffyFluffy-fluffy

Rated 2 / 5 stars

i give you ten sound because...

the music when it says gotcha faggot is cool


Arkdragon23Arkdragon23

Rated 0 / 5 stars

what were you thinking?

seriously man this is bad, try to put some more thought, and effort into it if you ever plan to do this again. for all our sakes


Apocalypse835Apocalypse835

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Hmm

Well, rather predictable. I really hope you get sued by an Epileptic person. This flash could kill someone, you know, if they were epileptic.


mnkymnmnkymn

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

ok................

lol the ending was the best part "fooled you faggot"! good job!


jeo-neolsjeo-neols

Rated 0 / 5 stars

pointless waste of time

There was really no point to this flash, there was absolutly no interactivity, this game onli takes 30 secs to play and then ending was just annoying.


Seethers-remedySeethers-remedy

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

not bad

Ignore him he is just mad cause he probally couldn't get it up while he was trying to jack off...very funny game....later


Monk3000Monk3000

Rated 1 / 5 stars

LOL

that was funny as shit XD


The-XIII-PotsterThe-XIII-Potster

Rated 5 / 5 stars

OMG

it scared me i poped in and a giant fat chick its going to give me night mares for the rest of my life i just go around and beat sim dates ive beat 99.9% of them alot of the cat ones the oreganal shot off of the sim dates but this one would scare the hell out of you its funny as hell that you busted some kids on here but the ending is kinda hard but if you want to fix it just stick some giant fat chick on thear and whatch the assholes cuss you out lol
im giveing it a good score the grafics didnt like style oreganal busting perverted fuckers on the net sound had micel jackson on it no like him violence can use those pics for fucking nuculer war fare interactivity you get to click shit lol humer the perverted childern cussing you out so basily you got a dam good score


CondonCondon

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

JAJAJAJAJA FAGGOT SON OF A BITCH

JAJAJAJAJAJA men tat was funny.

cya bitch


peoplekillercutiepeoplekillercutie

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

lol

i cant belive i looked at a naked fat chick!
ewwww! must go rince eyes wit holy water!!!!
funny joke tho!!


shotgunbob1shotgunbob1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

*insert 5-hour laughing message*

Oh, dear god, that was great. People like you are the best and the most hilarious of them all

(Sound is 10 'cause of the song.)


gothic-auragothic-aura

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

rotfl

My spleen hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahah that made my brother screamed when the decapitated fat lady was on the screen


BambieRoseBambieRose

Rated 0 / 5 stars

No no

Did not like. There was no reason why anyone should like that..sorry. Too much grossness and not enough playing and stuff.


ladynenekaladyneneka

Rated 0 / 5 stars

please stop

your game was not fun it was to short and easy plus retarded


TelOrdeth1TelOrdeth1

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Why?

Please, just tell me... why?


SuperSonic54SuperSonic54

Rated 0 / 5 stars

omfg!!

my eyes!!!! my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!! i cant see!!!!!!!!! curse u for making this stupid thing!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!hfuioasjr[atkrlfnsdl2333334334313


Darkdragon2525Darkdragon2525

Rated 0 / 5 stars

That was gay.

Your as bad as kity krew.


the-unhappy-guythe-unhappy-guy

Rated 0 / 5 stars

:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:( WHAT THE HELL

very interesting, and also just a little gay? but really wtf is up the the cartoon dude with the big hair? I must say your worse than those damn joker's the kitty krew, I man at least they use things that are made by them and don't represent something little kids watch, really kitty krew just uses cat animations to make it look like they hump each other but using a cartoon character? Thats just perverted, and shouldn't be done, imagine some kid watches this cause of the cartoon character? some 5 year old, he might scream in pain.


dan00012dan00012

Rated 0 / 5 stars

bad as kitty crew

yur gonna give someone a seizure


jumbopigjumbopig

Rated 0 / 5 stars

horible

just plain dumb 2 use a cartoon carcter like that i mean come on


vegard20vegard20

Rated 5 / 5 stars

hat this

bad game


flamingamandaflamingamanda

Rated 3 / 5 stars

grrrrr!

why can't men ever make one for the girls!!! Plz do! I'm sick and tired of sim dates for guys, I love sim dates, but for once, can we have one for the girls?


RainbowPrincessRainbowPrincess

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Just testing this game.

It's very gay. It's really nothing people!
It'll say, GOTCHA FAGGOT!!

So yeah.. play it if you are bored, but its not really lesbian.
I'm going to check other games ^_______^


darkmanguydarkmanguy

Rated 5 / 5 stars

....

1 word............................. LOL


noah123456789noah123456789

Rated 0 / 5 stars

i scoff at u

SCOFF, SCOOOFF becuse of all that and U...U DARE CALL ME A FAGGOT

I SCOFF AT U


KazunageIshashiKazunageIshashi

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

hmph

well its not that bad. Is it ?, anyways LOL


KeokeoKEOFFRYZOMFGKeokeoKEOFFRYZOMFG

Rated 5 / 5 stars

rofl

smooth criminal


deany555deany555

Rated 0 / 5 stars

oh god!

aaaaah my eyes (has seisure)


ZondacZondac

Rated 2 / 5 stars

WTF??

What tha heck happened??


ArthasLightArthasLight

Rated 3 / 5 stars

illness?

ahhhhh i think i got a stroke, THE PAIN!!


jmbthegreatjmbthegreat

Rated 0 / 5 stars

AHHHHH

That ending was awful it's killing my eyes


MizzDollfaceMizzDollface

Rated 0 / 5 stars

WTF?

i don't even know what to say..
what the hell happened?


nikkznikkz

Rated 0 / 5 stars

What the hell?

This is the greatest and most badly animated piece of sh*t ive ever seen.


gameplayer806gameplayer806

Rated 0 / 5 stars

No comment

its so badly stupid that i have no comment


JinzmoJinzmo

Rated 0 / 5 stars

This sucked

I'm blind now, thanks. Fuck off. You should just go to hell.


hinatalover369hinatalover369

Rated 1 / 5 stars

that..wow

hat does really suck cant beleive that took u 3 weeks.....


sachelsachel

Rated 5 / 5 stars

omg

if u go past the part with the fat chick a girls suckin dick


TheNachoTheNacho

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Uh, lol

I don't know why, but I actually find these kind of things pretty funny. HAHAHA NOT.

0/10 0/5


spiritprincespiritprince

Rated 3 / 5 stars

......................

ok... regular simdates are normally fun... but things like this arent very fun at all... dont get me wrong... it was "fun" in all... but not verry right.... i mean my poor little sister (6 years old) had to see naked women on the computer... not verry nice.... and let me tell you... ur going to get alot more good reviews makeing a regular sim date that has all the things that you included... take the revu sim date... the ending was really really bad... but the reviews were great!!! i think it was thebest i ever played on the internet... U.U


cupcakelovingdemoncupcakelovingdemon

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Well, aren't you the nice guy...

Trying to give us seizures with those bright flashing lights. Tsk, Tsk, Tsk, hasn't your mother ever told you that's bad.

IF YOU'RE PRONE TO SEIZURES DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME. Also, this game sucks.


misterplayermisterplayer

Rated 0 / 5 stars

theres no point in me watching it

if theres that many zeros theres no point in watching it


yourlife67yourlife67

Rated 0 / 5 stars

fuck

its boring


humuduhumudu

Rated 0 / 5 stars

omg

this is the worst game ever§!"#¤¤%!


link34511link34511

Rated 0 / 5 stars

this was not hentai it was BULLSHIT

it was a piece of shit. u need BETTER material


narutodbzkingnarutodbzking

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

cool

it is good


redninja1993redninja1993

Rated 0 / 5 stars

me either

you have no idea what hentai is do you?
oh yea and i hear that false advertising is illegal


ImInUrDreamsImInUrDreams

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

WEIRD!!!

HAHA!!!! THAT WAS HILARIOUSE!!!!......i loved the ending......and im not a fag im BI!!!.....yea......so that was funny but plz u can do better than that....oh and i cant read super fast so slow it down a bit.


samanoskeakesamanoskeake

Rated 4 / 5 stars

AH HOLY CRAP

SEIZURE
SEIZURRREEEEEE

Jesus man!

Way to kill my eyes with horribleness at the end there!


ynangelynangel

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

how'd you know? -XD

not completely, but yeah. Bisexual here! lolz


Demonslayer0422Demonslayer0422

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

damn!!!

youre better off pouring acid on youre eyes than watch this crap but good joke


KingDrazilKingDrazil

Rated 0 / 5 stars

WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?!

do you not know anything about HENTAI!!!???? THAT WAS SSOOOOOO NOT FUNNY! try adding hot, sexy girls!


BeckaholicBeckaholic

Rated 0 / 5 stars

*-*

iwi blöde :D


killerdoodkillerdood

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

wtf?!!!

Dood, u r wieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrdddddd !!!!!


corinavaughancorinavaughan

Rated 5 / 5 stars

lol i new it!

i new you won't show that lezbo crap on here! i give you a great rate 10/10 and 5/5!


thecat100thecat100

Rated 5 / 5 stars

i dont get joke

dude looks lke your wanted to joke for the sex part lol dumbass


GlowdieGlowdie

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Don't understand

What's the point of putting something who doesn't have any sense?


LoveDetectiveGamesLoveDetectiveGames

Rated 0 / 5 stars

ZZzz...

Is that a woman sucking the man .... ?? what;s the point ??? of this movie?


love211love211

Rated 0 / 5 stars

no....

i didnt like whats the point.....fat chiks......girls sucking guys.....whats so lesbian??? didnt like it im sorry

keep the word or loose views


Luigi396Luigi396

Rated 1 / 5 stars

OMFG!!!

It was not funny when GOTCHA FAGGOT popped up all flashy that is not good for my eyes


iceball559iceball559

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

....

Xp ( died from flash


CharlieJoelCharlieJoel

Rated 0 / 5 stars

WTF

is there anything lesbian in this


blake42743blake42743

Rated 0 / 5 stars

epilepsy

you trying to give somone a seizure


Hiphopper1997Hiphopper1997

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Idiot

I almost went blind


ALEXIS66ALEXIS66

Rated 0 / 5 stars

OK WTF!!!!!!!!!!

THAT WAS A GOOD PORN SCENCE WHEN IT WAS THERE BUT THE GOTCHA FAGOT HAS MADE ME BLIND MY EYES R SEING COLORS O.o


WizardealerWizardealer

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Epilepsy

You do know that if someone actually had a seizure from this, you could get sued, right?


TahishaTahisha

Rated 0 / 5 stars

needs a lot of work

the "Gotcha Faggot" is blinding, offensive, and will most likely induce seizures.
i think more than this "game" needs to be worked on


x-MetroBunnix-MetroBunni

Rated 5 / 5 stars

:D Fantastic!

I played it,knowing that it was a trick...and,,,,I.....LOVED IT! Tricks like these rules.


monkeytowersmonkeytowers

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Wtf...

You need get rid these... stupid trick things... >=/


DasTunaDasTuna

Rated 5 / 5 stars

It's a trap!

Lol. I knew it.
Made me chortle.


crip123456789crip123456789

Rated 0 / 5 stars

kinda ummm.......

wow the wat the hell is diss


MetaldragonrulerMetaldragonruler

Rated 0 / 5 stars

..................

THe wosrt game i have seen on newgrounds.........yet


DOUCIOUSDOUCIOUS

Rated 0 / 5 stars

have u ever

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A LITTLE DISORDER CALLED EPILEPSY


bayrock14bayrock14

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

???

i give u a one for the slow song thats first on the gotcha faggot part. What is the song?


jacktheripper55jacktheripper55

Rated 5 / 5 stars

whoa...... @__@

i was trippin balls

im surprised i didnt have an epileptic seisure


OyonOyon

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

That sucked

Well, I gave you a 3 for that song. You know, where it said "GOTCHA FAGGOT!". Seriously, I'd be laughing if some of the 100,000 viewers or so actually had some seizures because of this crap...Well, not really (but you get the idea). Btw, what's the name of the song? Whatever, i'll get the title from the past reviews.


Itachi1243Itachi1243

Rated 5 / 5 stars

this is hot

this rocks


mak61753mak61753

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Horrible...

Waste of my time.Why would you even make a game like this?Some people might actually like it if you didnt just stop it after you give that chick some Viagra.and when the thing came up that said gotcha fagget came up it gave me a headache.Waste of my time and i got a headache -_-


stabstabby2stabstabby2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

omg

what a frekin awesome troll. i was not gonna play it till i read the reviews oh man that was good.lolspammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmm


mariogamer2010mariogamer2010

Rated 0 / 5 stars

I got 2 seazures from the last 2 flashes!

Stop posting flashy crap!


agw1agw1

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

my eyes hurt

will the seizers ever stop


malaforcemalaforce

Rated 0 / 5 stars

wtf

I am seriusly sick of this shit. I mean half the time you click for hentai and you get this kind of bullshit.and you got your wang out and then this happens and then its well there it went there gose that mood


LadYMhaeLadYMhae

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

uhmmm...

i am suppose to play this game but i read the comments and just.....

you know what i mean...

nawalan ako ng gana dahil dun sa mga komento nyo...gets!!!


poppy123poppy123

Rated 0 / 5 stars

WHY THE FUCK

why are you calling me a fagget nothing bad


TheZeroAceTheZeroAce

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Really?

are you really that desperate for attention that you need to put this out there? come on man actually put something out for people to enjoy, not a joke thats only funny for you


TwilightBunnehTwilightBunneh

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Seriously?

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u3057%u304F%u306A%u308A!!!!!!!!!


G-BossG-Boss

Rated 0 / 5 stars

fuck you

your the fag ya dumbass i'll sue for giving me a seizure


ChiiSakuraJonesChiiSakuraJones

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

F-YOU

YOU STUPID FUCKER YOU GAVE ME A SEIZURE AND I ENDDED UP IN THE HOSPITAL!!! I AM GOING TO FIND YOU!!!!


admiralduclos97admiralduclos97

Rated 0 / 5 stars

im not dumb

i was completely prepared and u are a D-IC-K


tyson99222tyson99222

Rated 0 / 5 stars

stroke

stroke warning


BenTennBenTenn

Rated 0 / 5 stars

LOL

i just laughed, this is so pathetic, its hilarious.
NO STARS FOR YOU!


AmylovesladieslotsAmylovesladieslots

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Soulless idiot!!!!

YOU COULD'VE GIVEN SOMEBODY A SEIZURE! YOU SHOULD BE BANNED FOR THIS!


AshinymudkipAshinymudkip

Rated 0 / 5 stars

....

Knowing you worked 3 weeks on this shows.... alot.


PeetchCobblerPeetchCobbler

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Sonofabitch

Dammmit almost gave me a seizure sonofabitch !!!! But it was funny, cuz it's dumb azz hell!


mangalover08mangalover08

Rated 0 / 5 stars

0_o

Umm..... wow??


shootandshivershootandshiver

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Dickhead

Ur gaem sucks.

As a tip, slightly less hideous fatties mighta been funny


DarkNoahDarkNoah

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Ha...

No warning against the flashing lights makes this a health hazard, you cannot simply say its on the internet, nor can you lay claim to this being on newgrounds and newgrounds having your back on this. You're liable in case someone dies or even remotely gets sick. Usually I don't wish illness on anyone or anything, but I'm hoping and praying someone dies from your stupidity. Time taken 3 weeks? You're even less intelligent than I originally thought. I'd have called you stupid for taking longer than 3 hours to do this. And you have the gall to call this project. /end rant/ Overall, this is shit, and its as stupid as it's creator. Good day. Oh yeah, constructive criticism..stop making games. As for my comment being mean, offensive or generally not helpful. It's all of that. But if my account is banned hopefully the admins will look your game over and take note that it could be lethal and take it down(along with your account) as well as mine. Again I say, good day.

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