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I knew I wouldn't like this by the preloader. A spoof is, by definition, unofficial. I think it's strange that Salad Fingers has really garnered so much attention that these retarded spoofs get made, but I digress. Basically all the graphics are stolen from this, and I don't know much about whistle-blowing, but this may qualify. It's 12 year old humor, and even then, 12 year olds should be ashamed to be amused by this. I've seen worse stuff lately, but since this Salad Finger spoof thing is catching on, at least try a lot harder than dick jokes.

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I beg to differ with the author's comments. I did piss my pants, but that had nothing to do with this flash.

I'm all for and satire and personal expression but this was the lowest form of parody I can imagine. Perhaps even less intelligent than Salad Hunter. Why is it that the only way adolescent minds can mock something they don't like is either to A) shoot the subject, or B) feature a bunch of penises and gay jokes?

I don't care if you hate Salad Fingers, but you should at least be on a comparable intellectual level with what you're trying to make fun of or you're shooting yourself in the foot. Salad Fingers is only made more impressive by contrast to this very weak effort.

What in the fuck?

Okay, I can appreciate a good salad fingers spoof or parody, but this was neither. Basically, this is the stolen graphics of salad fingers dubbed over with some redneck, depicting salad fingers fucking his puppets, a child, and shooting people.

That is really fucked up. The sound was poorly recorded and it just sounds like screeching a lot of the time. The only original graphics were the penis I think, so everything else was just ripped directly from Salad Fingers and then animated to fit along with this voices. It wasn't funny... keep in mind that it MIGHT be if I were say, 10 years old and thought "hehe, that is so cool it roxors because he showed teh penis in his flash, omg!11!!!11"

But I'm not 10. And the penis does not roxor. Oh no, it doesn't.

I don't know what else to say except seek professional help. I'm not certified to assist you any further.

And if you're one of those flash artists who says "make some flash, then you can talk", I got 2 comments for that:

1 - The ability to make flash and submitting flashes are 2 different actions.
2 - Even if you can't make something, you can still recognize good taste. You may never pick up an instrument, but still know what music you do and don't like.

Ewww.

This is terrible. Like, no joke.
It's not funny, it's just stupid.

TOO MANY PENIS JOKES

Aside from the very good graphics(though copied),and good sound I think this was the pinnacle of poor, phallic obsessed jokes.Please,for god sakes,next time lay off the crude humor,its not funny.