Zomborgs are on the loose and killing people!
If you're looking for great recipes delivered by an Octopus, this is the cooking show for you!
John, the world's only city morgue night watchman with a superhero for a right arm!
I apologized to Dave about a few things I said, but I still don't like salad fingers. I got nothing against the guy personally and he knows it now.
As for you fans taking this personally, I want to see your flashes of me being shat upon or whatever.. Sounds funny :p
....and people say I've got too much spare time.