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I apologized to Dave about a few things I said, but I still don't like salad fingers. I got nothing against the guy personally and he knows it now.
As for you fans taking this personally, I want to see your flashes of me being shat upon or whatever.. Sounds funny :p
....and people say I've got too much spare time.
Not to great...
"Yes, i pooped myself twice in a row, like a shotgun through my pants." <----HAHAH!!!
But the flash wasn't great. Not just because I like Salad Fingers, but because this was just poorly made... Try a bit harder...
YES!!! SALAD FINGER SUCKS!!!
Thank you for making this!!! I hate salad fingers soooo much and I don't know why its so popular. You brought a satisfying anti-salad fingers movie I was waiting for! DIE SALAD FINGERS! DIE!!!
Wow! Last 2 reviews were in my favor. Sort of unexpected i guess. :p
I hate fucking salad fingers!
BRAVO! BRAVO! Its about time somebody released something anti-saladfingers! I hate salad fingers about as much as I hate foamy. Seeing saladfingers get ruthlessly shot in the head made my day.
You are so right about the NG sheep, people only love that shit because tom and wade put it on the front page. Just because Tom liked it everyone has to stick their nose up his ass and give it a 5. You need to make a game where you can torture salad fingers. Good job man, keep it up!
Well, I didnt actually realise Salad Fingers was that popular on NG! I found it elsewhere, but I gotta say it IS good. The humour couldn't be much more black, but being british, I like nothing better than the dark stuff!
I though your animation and artwork was pretty good, even if i disagree with the message.
Keep it up!
Has the whole world gone British!? :p
This was bound to happen eventually.
Maybe you just used this as a relief of your distaste for Salad Fingers, but I'm not going to look at this submission as a relief from anything, but as a parody, or satirical outlook on the Salad Fingers series.
Now, most parodies have obvious and balant aspects of whatever they're making fun of in them. You use no elements of the Salad Fingers series whatsoever, making the entire flash seem a bit pointless.
Second, you fail to bring up ANY valid point as to why viewiers should not like Salad Fingers. "You rust-loving FUCK" really only leads me to believe that you're an opinionated and close-minded person who dislikes something in which there is humor which he cannot understand or decipher.
All you did was shoot Salad Fingers with a gun. That was the entire flash movie. Not only was it a complete waste of my time, being a massive 2 mb, which was huge for how short the movie was, but you failed to bring anything interesting or new to the parody limelight. It's fine that you dislike Salad Fingers, I know that it cannot be understood by all, but you really should take that agression and make a quality flash animation or game with it.
Because, judging by this movie, you obviously have a LOT of agression. So maybe if you stopped trying to make successful flash animations look bad and work on your own, you might get somewhere.
Point Number 1: Isn't the parody obvious? I'm making fun of salad fingers. The first scene is salad fingers retardedly introducing himself.
How is salad fingers himself not an element of the series?
Point Number 2:I'm assuming you've seen salad fingers and it's lack of sense. I fail to see the humor in a diseased and possibly leperous creature stabbing itself with rusty objects for pleasure.
Point No 3: 2mb Is big? I'm on cheap DSL and i was able to view the movie off the newgrounds servers in less than 30 seconds. On top of that there's a loader. Get off 2400 baud modem if you're on the internet, ass.
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