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Aug 24, 2004 | 7:08 AM EDT

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Author Comments

I apologized to Dave about a few things I said, but I still don't like salad fingers. I got nothing against the guy personally and he knows it now.

As for you fans taking this personally, I want to see your flashes of me being shat upon or whatever.. Sounds funny :p
....and people say I've got too much spare time.



Rated 0 / 5 stars August 28, 2004

Ooh, bitchy

But that's just not funny. Sorry.
The only thing that comes across as is sheer jealousy, whether you're jealous or not.

Sorry dude. Give up flash animating, you're just no good at it.

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Rated 3 / 5 stars August 28, 2004


I like SF alot..but still, I think this this is DAMNED FUNNY in a stupid way...I don't know if it's because i'm hella tired or just hearing someone say "rust loving fuck" being what sets me off in tears of laughter.
I wont slander you because you're not a fan of SF and just totally flamed on something I enjoy alot, instead i'll say, good job, if you were making a point, you acgot your point across. I guess people should understand that freedom of speech and expression of self, isn't a crime.
~6~ for you


Rated 4 / 5 stars August 27, 2004


Excellent work, I was reading through reviews while it loaded and was expecting real excrement, but this is actually funny as! I'm fresh from blamming a movie involving Salad Fingers dropping one on your grave, so I thought I'd take a look. I just like your sense of humour for doing this, knowing full well the numbers of mindless pop supporters there are on NG for Salad Fingers. Firth's probably big enough to take a bit of light humour against Salad Fingers, it comes with popularity and it's not defeating what it's about at all. This is very amusing, I loved your gun echo, and the credit music together with dog on head pissing was just ... crowning moment of amusement. It's so childish, overdone and thus one of the best laughs I've had on NG in a while! Keep it up, don't be shaped by reviews like the rest of us are!

On a technical note, optimise your audio. 2 meg is way too big for this file, and poor guys like me on dialup suffer under crap optimisation!

Maverick0 responds:

Hahaha! Is there really a movie of Salad Fingers dropping a loaf on my grave? I've GOT to see that! How can I find it? E-mail me and let me know:

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Rated 0 / 5 stars August 27, 2004

I don't understand...

I haved looked over the reviews and your website rant but you constantly contradict yourself on what you belive is right. You say "I am not insulting David Firth." yet you insult him. So what if you don't like it, is it really neccessary to make a pointless flash about it? Hell. I don't like alot of stuff but I don't make flashes about them and start insulting people. What is the point in just pissing people off? Does it make you happy? Do you get aroused at reading the hate mail you get? So every word I type here makes you feel good about yourself inside? Everyone has their own opinions but not when you start calling people gay for no reason other then you don't like something.
I just dont understand what you hope to accomplish.


Rated 1 / 5 stars August 27, 2004

Um.. What else is new.

Whenever something comes out that is loved by many, there are people who don't like it , and make flashes like theses, some are good, some suck. In this case, it sucked. You must not have put much effort into this at all.

Maverick0's response:

I find no artistic value in salad fingers and no "psychological aspect" either, seeing as how it's a bunch of nonsensical crap bundled together with iritaing voices and music.

And what makes you think that your flash is any better eh? It seemed like a bunch of nonsensical crap to me.