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May 24, 2001 | 12:22 PM EDT

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IT IS A EPC TAEL ABOT A KID ADN HIS ROUBOT FREIDSN ADN A MOKNEY,.,. TEHS IS MY SEACOND MOVEI, SO PELASE DONT HAET ME BECUASE IM BEAUTIFUL

Reviews


SquintySquinty

Rated 2 / 5 stars

It was entertaining for a bit.

It's soo poorly made it's funny. But then I realized it actually isnt funny, because cewlstix actually isn't making a mockary of the crap portal movies out there because this IS a crap movie, and the author probably cannot improve. My theories are justified in the methods that cewstix uses to communicate. A sticky caps lock and an extremely loose grip on the english language. And have you read this guy's reviews? Cewlstix, you thought the Genyu's Blade trailor was stolen. What in the fuck. Thats all I have to say, and it is my firm belief that you cannot summon enough wit from that caved in cranium to lift yourself from the vent of humility. Do yourself a favor and grow the hell up, can you guys belive im only a year older than this guy?


fuckface-clock responds:

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LonemartyrLonemartyr

Rated 5 / 5 stars

HAHAHAHA

Oh dear god. That was funny.


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DrakhDrakh

Rated 0 / 5 stars

I agree...

I love the music (FF VIII)... but the movie is... well...

i can't really come up with profanities to give it justice.


fuckface-clock responds:

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Mr-SpazMr-Spaz

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Ah! Satire!

This was an excellent parody of all the bullshit movies that land in the Portal. Unless it wasn't a parody, in which case it was awful.


fuckface-clock responds:

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Grrary-OwensGrrary-Owens

Rated 5 / 5 stars

So Fresh, So Clean

Totally original, loved it!!


fuckface-clock responds:

IT WAS CLENEAD FOURCE A DAY