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You saw the Democratic Convention just 2 days ago, now read between the lines America!
Reviewers are either liking this or hating this, but watch this 5 minute speech unfold!
And in the great words of John Kerry, "F**k the constitution of the United States!"
Another classic Lokken flash
This guy is a comedic genius.
As hilarious now as it was 4 years ago. Also, great music choice. Joseph Loduca made a great score in Army of Darkness. And you know what? Go to john kerry dot com
haha that was 2 funny
i could not stop laughing. that was so funny. he had nothing of any relivance 2 say just wierd nonsense
ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha disturbing. it flowed so well. You just may have discovered the code of his speech. I'm glad this guy didn't win. As soon as he f*d up the country he'd say he was a hundred miles away doing hero stuff, shoot himself or throw a grenade so shrapnel scrapes him or rice is shoved up his ass for another purple heart, and he'd declare all Americans inhuman and that they committed unspeakable acts, effectively taking the heat off of him and f*ing us like those bicycle mechanics. I'm nonaligned if you're all wondering. PaRtY's SuCk!1! Great toon man.
I supported Kerry and that was still so f***ing funny.
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