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Jul 25, 2004 | 2:54 PM EDT
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Author Comments

[Most recent update]After several years, it seems someone has finally added this to a collection page. I am honored that I have gone the full circle. Thank you.

[Updated Update]Thanks for daily first Newgroundites. I am a full-time JD/MBA student but I will read and respond to 99.9% of your reviews. All I ask in return is that you review in a calm and elaborate manner; explain why you feel a certain way, explain what you would like to see change, etc. I am here to entertain you and help out the community, so treat me with respect and I happy. Everyone's opinion deserves to be heard, because we are all part of community.

**Please Read**
The title of this flash is actually "How not to get your flash Blammed." Unfortunately, NG placed a limit on title length ever since people flooded the title board.

Well anyways this is the 2nd flash in they "How Not to" series (*8th flash overall) and hopefully it will help in the embetterment of Newgrounds.

And to all those goons who might be watching, yes I did give SA credit in the end for the picture, and yes I am protected.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great Work

Again make more on the other things NG needs work on, like how and why not to flame users in forums.

JujubeLock responds:

As I said to your last review, give me a week and you'll see another one on the weekend. After all, I deliver. ;)


Rated 5 / 5 stars


this needs front page - all flash authors need to live by this - this will be a classic, in the future. amazing, this is a KEEPER. tom fulp, award it, front page it, this is something EVERYONE needs.

JujubeLock responds:

Haha, Tom Fulp won't be seeing your review anytime soon. He is living it up in San Diego right now I imagine.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Thank God

I don't know who you are...but that needed to be said man, god i hate those stick movies.

JujubeLock responds:

I am Jujube Lock. Remember my name.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

made me laugh

parts, anyway.

JujubeLock responds:



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

good one

very very true, on every aspect you have talked us through why not to blam you, or something. Keep up the work!!!

JujubeLock responds:

I will keep up the good fight, don't worry about that.