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Jul 25, 2004 | 2:54 PM EDT
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Author Comments

[Most recent update]After several years, it seems someone has finally added this to a collection page. I am honored that I have gone the full circle. Thank you.

[Updated Update]Thanks for daily first Newgroundites. I am a full-time JD/MBA student but I will read and respond to 99.9% of your reviews. All I ask in return is that you review in a calm and elaborate manner; explain why you feel a certain way, explain what you would like to see change, etc. I am here to entertain you and help out the community, so treat me with respect and I happy. Everyone's opinion deserves to be heard, because we are all part of community.

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**Please Read**
The title of this flash is actually "How not to get your flash Blammed." Unfortunately, NG placed a limit on title length ever since people flooded the title board.

Well anyways this is the 2nd flash in they "How Not to" series (*8th flash overall) and hopefully it will help in the embetterment of Newgrounds.

And to all those goons who might be watching, yes I did give SA credit in the end for the picture, and yes I am protected.

Reviews


mactavish51mactavish51

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

WTF

Don't take it personally but,I just think it's BORING!


JujubeLock responds:

you're boring


slayer98567slayer98567

Rated 5 / 5 stars

helpful

I found it informative (especually sinse Im a new user) though unfortunetly you were a little wrong ...mainly with "cartoon porn/hentai" i think its not that its easier to pass the portal as 1 hentai (in fact) was front paged so I have thories as to why
1)newgrounders have "V-chips" installed on there computers for some reason and it for some reason it doesnt affect hentai (idk if this is true as I dont have a v-chip or watch hentai
2)some newgrounders spend all there day on the internet fapping to porn and playing video games/watching videos and have begun to confuse the 2
3)hentai makers have befreinded or have full blown become high lvl users so ppl vote 5 on there flashes for no reason just because they are judgemental n00bs who judge only by the lvl of the user rather then the submition itself
also to any high lvl users out there will you be my fweind haha lol/jk Im not desperate like that I have no problem riseing on my own throughout the newgrounds ranks


JujubeLock responds:

wat?


SarmondiaSarmondia

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

High Level Friends

Hahah, I loved that part! Go find some high level friends. That always works.

Anyways, alot of porn slide shows are making it through, it seems being blammed has gotten harder and being passed is easier.


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JujubeLock responds:

definitely


DerelictionDereliction

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Informative!

But I think you should have told people not to submit their very first flash. After all, hanging around Newgrounds long enough, one should understand that the people watching the Portal are pretty harsh. I mean, surely anyone can tell a crappy flash from a good one.

It's alright to be proud of making your first flash, but one shouldn't expect everyone else to feel the same.


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JujubeLock responds:

I suppose not?


XwaynecoltXXwaynecoltX

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

A good help vid

~~REVIEW~~
Nice video here and it helps thats the best kind, you should make more like this, the quality of the animation was welldone aswell

~~THINGS TO IMPROVE ON~~
Nothing as it was alright

~~OVERALL~~
Entertaining help video

~X~


JujubeLock responds:

thanks buddy