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[Most recent update]After several years, it seems someone has finally added this to a collection page. I am honored that I have gone the full circle. Thank you.

[Updated Update]Thanks for daily first Newgroundites. I am a full-time JD/MBA student but I will read and respond to 99.9% of your reviews. All I ask in return is that you review in a calm and elaborate manner; explain why you feel a certain way, explain what you would like to see change, etc. I am here to entertain you and help out the community, so treat me with respect and I happy. Everyone's opinion deserves to be heard, because we are all part of community.

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**Please Read**
The title of this flash is actually "How not to get your flash Blammed." Unfortunately, NG placed a limit on title length ever since people flooded the title board.

Well anyways this is the 2nd flash in they "How Not to" series (*8th flash overall) and hopefully it will help in the embetterment of Newgrounds.

And to all those goons who might be watching, yes I did give SA credit in the end for the picture, and yes I am protected.

Reviews


Sir-SmegSir-Smeg

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Too much credit.

Maybe I'm being cynical, but I think you're giving too much credit to newgrounds users as a whole. You portray them as Intelligent, unprejudiced and calm headed individuals who rate flash cartoons in a sensible and clear manner.
These people do exist, but a lot of movies are at the hands of (largely illiterate) pre-teen and puerile adolescants who will give all 10's to something they like, and mostly 0's to something they don't. What they like is guns, blood and numbers replacing letters in crucial words. What they don't is anything they don't understand, like subtlety, artistic expression and anything they can't see in a teen movie.
Well, maybe I'm exaggerating, but I do see an awful lot of reviews beginning with 'lol' and not containing any punctuation except for exclamation marks.
Even if I am spouting bull from every orifice, It felt good to vent my frustration into writing... so forgive me. I mean well.

Anyway, better get on with reviewing YOUR Flash;
LOL it r0xx0red BRO!!!!1


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JujubeLock responds:

what

;)


Locked-GhostLocked-Ghost

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Superb

A good lesson for people new to Flash or people who just dont know what there doing in Flash. I for one took to the knowledge in this movie like a sponge to water. I thank you for using ure time to coach people like me on how to make Flash and for that I salute you.


JujubeLock responds:

heh thanks


agatioagatio

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Now if people would only listen...

..they would save themselves some embarassment. This and your "How not to leave an abusive review" flash are VERY beneficial. Thanks so much for sharing these pearls of wisdom. :).


JujubeLock responds:

lol pearls ^_^


xophataznboioxxophataznboiox

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Lol.

This was a very nice flash, you covered many of the details about a flash which should be blammed, funny details at that ^.^ LoL @ Monkey BuTT!


JujubeLock responds:

LOL @ monkey butt indeed


NashGamerNashGamer

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Oh, Jujub.

Is there a flash that explains how to make flash that you can't do? If you plan on continuing like this, then try one on working with sprites, NG BBS, or writing a review. All of those should have one of your tutorails to go with it.


JujubeLock responds:

A "How to" series was considered, but telling people "How to" do something is like calling yourself an expert on the subject which I am not. Maybe one day a person with actual expertise will do such flash.