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May 17, 2001 | 1:17 PM EDT

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Too poor to buy your girlfriend something? Flash can get you laid, too, if you do it right. Hence: this.



Rated 2.5 / 5 stars February 14, 2002


Hey!... I do not like "man juice" I like flowers though. I got a potted plant for Valetines day of tulips. Thats a good present.


Rated 4 / 5 stars February 14, 2002


all women care about is your man juice and your money.

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars May 19, 2001


THAT was nice and true.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars May 17, 2001


This is flat out genius. In other words kthor, you are a God. I wasn’t going to marry my pet hamster “Flizzo the Great”, but this portal entry has made me realize how STUPID women can be. Women are not good enough for the dominant male species!!! I was so blind! I will marry my hamster! Yes, I will! I am not ashamed anymore! Humans and hamsters CAN elope!! Flizzo, here I come! $$$


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars May 17, 2001


Once I dropped a cigar ash on his rug. He made me pick it up... with my anus.