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Too poor to buy your girlfriend something? Flash can get you laid, too, if you do it right. Hence: this.
Hey!... I do not like "man juice" I like flowers though. I got a potted plant for Valetines day of tulips. Thats a good present.
all women care about is your man juice and your money.
THAT was nice and true.
This is flat out genius. In other words kthor, you are a God. I wasn’t going to marry my pet hamster “Flizzo the Great”, but this portal entry has made me realize how STUPID women can be. Women are not good enough for the dominant male species!!! I was so blind! I will marry my hamster! Yes, I will! I am not ashamed anymore! Humans and hamsters CAN elope!! Flizzo, here I come! $$$
Once I dropped a cigar ash on his rug. He made me pick it up... with my anus.
What to expect when you're expecting (an acceptance letter)
Some magic frog BEATS!
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